A Story by Everyone

[Carnix]

It seems such an obvious thread yet I'm not sure if it's been done before and if it has it deserves to come back.
Basicly I'm going to write the beginning of a story but stop mid sentence. At that point someone else will continue and then they will stop mid sentence and if you don't get the picture you're an idiot.
To avoid confusion use labels like IS (in story) and OOS (out of story) like in the rpg threads.
I DON'T WANNA SEE ANYONE POSTING WITHOUT CONTRIBUTING TO THE STORY!
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IS:
Once upon a time there was a dog that could speak. His owner didn't know this so when the dog came up behind him and said "Whatcha doin'?" the owner...
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OOC: If you still don't get the picture you deserve to be shot.

[Oddey]

OOS:I think there either is one that is still here or it was done quite recently.
IS: Exploded with fear. Although after that he...

[Wings of Fire]

Formed the words 'This was done before by OANST about two weeks ago, your asses so belong to Hobo' with his giblet's, Seeing this young WOF fled the thread vowing never again to post on a ghost thread thats less than a month younger than the original. The two silly billy's left looked at eachother and...

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Fell in love and gave each other hugs and kisses. The dog was sickened by this, all the while wielding a blue-stained spleen. Using the spleen as a deadly weapon, he...

OOC: Derr.

[Mac Sirloin]

OANST made one already you dicks.

[Wings of Fire]

Formed the words 'This was done before by OANST about two weeks ago, your asses so belong to Hobo' with his giblet's, Seeing this young WOF fled the thread vowing never again to post on a ghost thread thats less than a month younger than the original. The two silly billy's left looked at eachother and...

OANST made one already you dicks.

Read the posts before replying Kastere I'm disappointed in you.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Oanst already did this.

Redundancy is fun for the whole family!

[OANST]

http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=16381

[Strike Witch]

Lulz you got Oanst'd.

[mitsur]

Lulz you got Oanst'd.

Is it just me, or does being Oanst'd sound like being covered with hot, wet oatmeal?

[Bullet Magnet]

Trademarked, it'll be on the shelves within the year.

[mudling]

Last time this was done, it was oddworldian themed and turned into a spam fest, and this should be in the non OW literature section, but owell...
I'll give this a try
*edit* Just read the rest of the posts XD
Well looks like this has been done many times, so don't thin OANST should get all of the credit either, but I don't care
Anyways, I'll do this later.

[Disgruntled Intern]

OANST gets all of the credit because OANST is God.

[mudling]

Ok fine, give him the credit, but that thread's gone and this was in the top, so let's continue this one shall we?
Since OANST's story wasn't never ending, it shall continue onto this thread.

[OANST]

Do you actually intend to continue it or are you just planning on whining about who owns it? Hmmmm?

[Carnix]

I DON'T WANNA SEE ANYONE POSTING WITHOUT CONTRIBUTING TO THE STORY!

I'm ganna have to think this sort of thing through more thouroughly in the future huh...

[mudling]

I was intending on continuing it, which is exatcly what I meant in my post, I also state I don't care on who owns it.
But now I don't care on continuing, just getting everyone else to, so this thread isn't deduced to a "who owns this idea, oh it must be OANST becuase we all love him"

[Wings of Fire]

I foresee this thread being closed for spam.

And I think Alcar owns this thread because it isn't copyrighted and it's on his forum.

[Carnix]

OOS:

I foresee this thread being closed for spam.

Hmmm I see nothing, the darkside clouds my vision.

Ok so the story so far is:
Once upon a time there was a dog that could speak. His owner didn't know this so when the dog came up behind him and said "Whatcha doin'?" the owner...
Exploded with fear. Although after that he...
Formed the words 'This was done before by OANST about two weeks ago, your asses so belong to Hobo' with his giblet's, Seeing this young WOF fled the thread vowing never again to post on a ghost thread thats less than a month younger than the original. The two silly billy's left looked at eachother and...
Fell in love and gave each other hugs and kisses. The dog was sickened by this, all the while wielding a blue-stained spleen. Using the spleen as a deadly weapon, he...
IS:
...stabbed a random passing woman repeatedly so that he could...

[mudling]

find out that she wasn't actually a random, but his long lost...

[OANST]

This story sucks. I refuse to continue it.

[mudling]

Then don't, no one's asking you to

Anyways, according to everyone, it was your idea in the first place.

[OANST]

My idea stabs your idea in the vagina. Yours is stupid. It's stupid and ugly and nobody loves you.

[mudling]

It wasn't my idea :P
And you would know alot about being loved, because going around flaming everyone realy helps you being loved doesn't it? :P

[Disgruntled Intern]

It wasn't my idea :P
And you would know alot about being loved, because going around flaming everyone realy helps you being loved doesn't it? :P

If this were coming from someone that doesn't go around making stupid fucking posts, it might be a valid point.

[OANST]

It wasn't my idea :P
And you would know alot about being loved, because going around flaming everyone realy helps you being loved doesn't it? :P

Your mother loves me. She loves me long time.

[Strike Witch]

This thread needs moar Giant robots shaped like caricatures of females.

[Wings of Fire]

Oh my....Never in my life have I felt so strongly about a pair of robotic eyes.

[OANST]

This thread needs moar Giant robots shaped like caricatures of females.

As it grows older the eyes will sag downard. Even giant, sexy robots can't stop the forces of nature.

[Leto]

Why isn't this closed yet?