Cool chocolate maths!
This is cool chocolate maths!!!!!!!
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It only takes about a minute.......
Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
1) First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
chocolate. (Try for more than once but less than 10)
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2) Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
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3) Add 5. (for Sunday)
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4) Multiply it by 50 (being a bit stupid)
I'll wait while you get the calculator................
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5) If you have already had your birthday this year add 1751....
If you haven't, add 1750 ..........
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6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born. If you remember. :lol
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You should have a three-digit number. I you haven't, go back and do it again...
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The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you
want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are your age.
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2001) IT WILL EVER WORK. IMPRESSIVE ISN'T IT?
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