Tommorow I might post some select few individual words from the board, with zero additional context. Because I love you guys and I want to share with you as much as I can without getting into trouble.
Also trolololololololol
Don't be silly, I never leave daft, rude or nonsensical messages on the office whiteboards. And I never pose the action figures in vulgar positions. And I never pee in Stewart's seat.