Okay, I picked some of mine. Some are funny, some are cool, some sum me up as a person.
These are ALL GENUINE, believe it or not. I can provide urls if you wish to challenge me on any of them.
- It just looked like a Rammstein lyric at first glance...
- Yay! I'm a phoenix!
- Moral issues are not on my mind when I consider eating oysters. I try not to eat anything that looks as though it's fallen out of a hippopotamus's nose.
- Have you tried eating bread while holding your nose?
- The Middlesboogie-o-Matic, of course!
- Whee-hee! An extra festival in between National Earwax Day and National Toe-Jam Day!
- I'm so gullible! I thought it was all true until I saw 'Source: The Onion' at the bottom!
- Why? Who cares?
- But that could mean anything.
- Uh oh, bordering on Pokemon there.
- Isn't Smithers gay?
- D'oh! That's the trouble with the internet; sarcasm doesn't come across very well.
- I think it's quite funny when people defend their favourite consoles so valiantly. Would it do the same for you?
- For the record, I don't actually hate the XBox. I do want one; I'm only taking the piss out of it because I haven't got one yet.
- I had a feeling 'coprophagous' would be something to do with poo.
- An American trying to pull off a Scottish accent is just about the most ridiculous thing you will ever hear.
- One, Two, Middlesboogie is pretty silly.
- I do actually enjoy listening to 33s at 45 rpm... I think it sounds dead funny! Should I seek help?
- Quackabowsa...sounds like the duck version of Booyakasha.
- Rubbish.
- What? Desensitised to violence? Moi? Try that again, punk, and I'll give you a knuckle pitta!
- I'm British to the core and bloody proud of it too!
- No! No fresh air! Must...keep...playing...WipEout... nooooo! No sunlight! Mummeeee!
- BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
- I'd just eat chocolate continuously.
- 'Hot love', meaning buggery.
- He he... Thumb Bandits just descibed JSRF as 'the game that XBox fans would sell their knackers for'.
- I love this board.
- You Goddamn lazy Italians, we deserve better than this, dammit!
- I'm using a school PC, whee!
- I use screwdrivers and saws far more than I use hammers.
- He he, I liked that!
- Give me hardcore bigbeat and progressive house any day. Chemical Brothers!
- I can open my jaws to 90 degrees, and spin one eye round really fast and the other one slowly at the same time!
- Aww, I thouhgt we were going to talk about that cool gameshow with Ms Vorderman!
- Whoa, BIG.
- I have so many PSOne games a minging 1mb isn't enough for me.
- Production art! Production art! Production art! Seriously, prod art is ace.
- In the Ellis island gift shop they do custom-engraved keyrings... I got mine engraved with 'Firestarter'!
- I want to be able to breakdance, DJ and skateboard.
- We never actually see Molluck's bum in the game.
- Bleagh, Maccy D's...
- In hell, they make you listen to pop music 24 hours a day.
- For a song that actually represents me as a person, I'd say Sick by Utah Saints. It's loud and it's tasteless.
- Blimey o'Riley, that's super smashing great!
- *senses a heated debate, and is very much looking forward to it!*
- Stupid wankers.
- Noooooo! Crumpets GOOD! With marmite or with jam, with lemon curd or just with butter, they rule!
- Everyone, deep down, wants to be a criminal.
- My favourite animals are humans.
- I actually have Kung Fu Fighting on CD and mp3 - how sad is that?!
- I quite like happy stuff, but not in the Shitney Spears or Abominable Kitten league.
- David Bowie believed that his on-stage characters (Ziggy Stardust, Major Tom, Aladdin Sane etc) represented facets of himself, and he encouraged other people to find other characters within themselves.
- Ok, I live in London. That's in Old Blight, for those who aren't aware.
- He he! Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
- I'm not as outgoing as Arial Tetsuo, but I'm definitely as scary!
- What puzzles me is how you can choke on something that has whacking great holes in it. [re: the Dubya and pretzel incident]
- Did someone hack into your account or have you just drunk too much Red Bull?
- I have a chicken called Mrs. Chicken.
- We have the same number of chromosomes as bananas.
- Maybe I'm in the same mindset as the Beatles fans who keep seeing weird stuff on the Sgt Pepper album cover.
- It's a win-win situ: XBox succeeds = More good games for it, thus making it a more worthy purchase. Plus the games for my beloved PS2 will have to get better due to competition. XBox flops = whammo! Price drop! XBox and Munch for half price!
- I like this quote by Samuel Butler: "If there is any moral in Christianity... then it comes to this: that a man must back his own opinion against the world's."
- Always nice to see someone else with a strong liking for Glukkons.
- I'm a Brit, and I want the Euro! But as Hugh Casson said, "The British love permanence more than they love beauty".
- Ooo, a double oxymoron. 'Vegetarian buffalo' and 'buffalo wings'.
- Damn, I really should've sent that as a private message.
- 'Tis very groovy!
- Good grief, that's amazing!
- Wasn't it? Damn.
- That's just plain weird!
- I really want some jeans like that.
- I'm really glad we got this all sorted out. We had a feud, but resolved it, and learned a few things along the way. If nothing else, I think we've realised to be more tolerant of each others' beliefs, and to appreciate the diversity here. I think that's a really valuable learning experience that's done this community good.
- That's smegging excellent!
- 'Glukkons? Ick...' Heh, 'twill be a chilly day in hell before you catch me saying that!
- But Malice is evil, so surely he'd approve of Spam? [Malice = Rach's character]
- Quick, everybody! Last one to draw Fuzzy's suit is a rotten egg!
- *skips around handing out Jaffa Cakes to everyone*
- *does backflips* Whee-hee!
- WipEout Fusion. My reason for owning a PS2.
- I can see a slight resemblance, yes... a lot of alien humanoids tend to look similar.
- The purple, blue and turquoise ones look cool. The grassy one looks plain weird, though.
- Am I the only one who thinks the new version is better? *looks around* Ah, well, apparently I am.
- The worst film I ever saw was Scream. It was horribly unfunny and not remotely scary, had a wafer-thin plot and stupid characters.
- Ta for the Dali painting and the slug food. The tranquiliser came in handy as well.
- I get withdrawal symptoms if I'm offline for more than three hours.
- *strains brain*
- Why's everyone having tigers as their personal photos all of a sudden?
- That's worth nicking.
- Yoghurt.
- Have you heard Glass's album that he did with David Bowie and Brian Eno? It's a brilliant fusion of Bowie's pieces and timeless classical.
- Kasumi looks like a slut.
- I used to be frightened of slugs and grandfather clocks.
- Just what are you trying to achieve? Don't you get any attention at home?
- SCEJ have gone bonkers.
- Uh oh, I can see where this is going... another bloody console war!
- Director Phleg. He's just so damn cool!
- Boom boom boogie woogie woogie! Je suis le morse, gu gu g'joob! Ducks eat bread! Ducks eat bread! Ducks! I am the fartmistress! EEEEEEEEEeeeee-wawawawawa!...
- I'm waiting to see if they ever make any hyaena ones. [Beanie Babies]
- *drools excitedly*
- Yup, he's stoned!
- I'm Middlesboogie, your friendly neighbourhood avatar of Surrealism.
- ... spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam...
- That's strange; I was so convinced that there would be evil constipated chocolate hovverchickens.
- Cassowaries - They're very stupid and can kill humans... not a good combo!
- Awwww.... sweet.... I love a story with soppy bits.
- Incidentally, I once tried white chocolate with Red Leicester cheese... it was quite nice!
- I'm as obsessed with lemon curd as Dan is with cheese!
- What's with the umlaut on the 'u'? Those were obliterated from English text a couple of centuries ago.
- ...eeeeew! Liquid cheese!
- Lard ass: (__!__)
- He he, looks like Pilot is the new Max the Mug!
- I like to imagine that everybody actually looks like their personal photo!
- Alright, put that sugar down NOW!
- Ack! Major bummer alert!
- Only 4% fat, Steel Shark? Good thing you aren't female, or you wouldn't have enough fat to menstruate.
- *Does backflips and bounces around happily on a pogo stick, Ripper Roo-style*
- That pretty much sums up what I think, yes.
- I always assumed that they were just like burgers on a stick.
- The weirdest dream I ever had was one in which I was the director of a Japanese film company.
- I have been known to buy magazines just for one article about Oddworld! Although I do that for Spyro and WipEout as well...
- Three words: Mouse. Trackball. Sellotape. It's an old chestnut but it's still one of the best!
- PS2 is utterly gorgeous.
- Okay. You didn't see that. Happy?
- Those controllers look like fortune cookies!
- I write 'hello!' on the lid with the bleach! [In response to Alector's unfinished sentence, 'If I must clean toilets...']
- They say small things please small minds, and they're not wrong.
- I prefer cats [to dogs] because they don't eat poo and then try to kiss you.
- You took the words right out of my cakehole.
- Which are funnier, farts or burps?
- Knickers!
- Testicles...
- See what I mean about the roadkill Smarties?
- How can a slurg wear a G-String?!
- In AO, if you fart where a Slig can hear you, he'll say 'Bleagh!' as though he doesn't like the smell, or doesn't approve of such vulgar behaviour in public.
- You're sick, girl.
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