The Results of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards
Welcome back, blokes and folks. I trust you all enjoyed the intermission. I'm a trusting kind of person. A marvellous 28 of you voted this year, exactly the same number as last year. Elementary maths tells us that everyone got exactly the same votes as last year, so it's been a lot easier to compile the awards. I'm joking! I'm a joking kind of person. Many thanks to everyone who contributed to the awards this year. Please write your address below your name, giving the times when you're at home so I can... deliver a thank you gift.
The winner of the Oddworld Forums Funniest Poster Award with 12⅚ votes is OANST.
This is OANST’s 1st award of the night. Congratulations, OANST, you are a winner of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards.
Total votes: 28
Previous Winners:
2003: Jacob
2004–5: Hobo
2006: Havoc
2007: OANST
2008: Hobo
2009: OANST
The Oddworld Forums Most Unintentionally Funny Poster
1 – crashpunk
1 – Leto
1 – master of hardcore
1 – Max the Mug
1 – mollucks assistant
1 – Sekto Springs 2 – enchilado 17 – abe is now!
The winner of the Oddworld Forums Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Award with 17 votes is abe is now!.
This is abe is now!’s 1st award of the night. Congratulations, abe is now!, you are a winner of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards.
Total votes: 25
Previous Winners:
2009: abe is now!
The Oddworld Forums Most Meaningful Poster
½ – abe is now!
1 – Alcar
1 – Havoc
1 – Max the Mug
1 – MeechShrykull1029 2 – Nate
2 – Sekto Springs 5½ – Wings of Fire 7 – Bullet Magnet
The winner of the Oddworld Forums Most Meaningful Poster Award with 7 votes is Bullet Magnet.
This is Bullet Magnet’s 2nd award of the night. Congratulations, Bullet Magnet, you are a double winner of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards.
Total votes: 21
Previous Winners:
2003–4: Al the Vykker
2004–6: Max the Mug
2007: Nate
2008–9: Bullet Magnet
The winners of the Oddworld Forums Most Underated Poster Award with 3 votes each are enchilado and mollucks assistant.
This is enchilado’s 1st award of the night, and mollucks assistant’s 1st award of the night. Congratulations, enchilado and mollucks assistant, you are winners of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards.
Total votes: 24
Previous Winners:
2003: Jacob & Oddsville
2004: Oddsville
2005: Rich
2006: Dark Elite_H2
2007: OANST
2008: Strike Witch
2009: mitsur
The Oddworld Forums Best Advice Giver
1 – Gretin
1 – Hobo
1 – Max the Mug
1 – OANST
1 – ~Oprilthevykker~
1 – Splat 2 – Leto
2 – Pilot
2 – Wings of Fire 9 – Nate
The winner of the Oddworld Forums Best Advice Giver Award with 9 votes is Nate.
This is Nate’s 1st award of the night. Congratulations, Nate, you are a winner of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards.
Total votes: 21
Previous Winners:
2003: Xavier
2004: Max the Mug
2005: Alcar
2006: Max the Mug
2007: Nate
2008: Bullet Magnet
2009: Nate
The Oddworld Forums Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge
½ – ~Oprilthevykker~ 1 – abe is now!
1 – Disgruntled Intern 2½ – Xavier 21 – Max the Mug
The winner of the Oddworld Forums Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Award with 21 votes is Max the Mug.
This is Max the Mug’s 1st award of the night. Congratulations, Max the Mug, you are a winner of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards.
Total votes: 26
Previous Winners:
2003–9: Max the Mug
The winner of the Oddworld Forums Best New Comer Award with 10 votes is Josh.
This is Josh’s 1st award of the night. Congratulations, Josh, you are a winner of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards.
Total votes: 21
Previous Winners:
2003: The Red Muse
2004: RavenMM & Death
2005: AquaticAmbi
2006: Cullen Heath
2007: OddjobAbe
2008: Wings of Fire
2009: Anonyman!
The Oddworld Forums Most Welcome Return
1 – Leto
1 – Sekto Springs 2 – abe is now!
2 – Godlesswanderer
2 – mollucks assistant
2 – OANST 3 – Disgruntled Intern
3 – Pilot
3 – Rex Tirano
The winners of the Oddworld Forums Most Welcome Return Award with 3 votes each are Disgruntled Intern, Pilot and Rex Tirano.
This is Disgruntled Intern’s 1st award of the night, Pilot’s first award of the night, and Rex Tirano’s 1st award of the night. Congratulations, Disgruntled Intern, Pilot and Rex Tirano, you are winners of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards, and the first ever winners of the Most Welcome Return Award.
Total votes: 19
The Oddworld Forums Best Veteran
1 – OddjobAbe
1 – T-nex
2 – Max the Mug
2 – OANST
3 – Pilot 4 – Xavier 5 – Hobo 6 – Disgruntled Intern
The winner of the Oddworld Forums Best Veteran Award with 6 votes is Disgruntled Intern.
This is Disgruntled Intern’s 2nd award of the night. Congratulations, Disgruntled Intern, you are a double winner of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards.
Total votes: 24
Previous Winners:
2003: Xavier
2004: Max the Mug
2005: Alcar
2006: OANST
2007: Nate
2008–9: OANST
The winner of the Oddworld Forums Dearly Missed Member Award with 3 votes is MeechShrykull1029.
This is MeechShrykull1029’s 1st award of the night. Congratulations, MeechShrykull1029, you are a winner of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards.
Total votes: 20
Previous Winners:
2004: OANST, TheKhanzumer, & Sydney
2005: Ferril
2006: Kimon & Cloverfield
2007: AquaticAmbi
2008: Cloverfield
2009: Leto
The Oddworld Forums Most Liked
⅓ – Leto
½ – Pilot
1 – AlexFili
1 – glukkonlulu
1 – Oddey
1 – Rex Tirano
1 – Strike Witch
1⅓ – abe is now!
1⅓ – OANST
2 – Nate
2⅚ – mollucks assistant 3 – T-nex 4 – Alcar 5⅔ – Wings of Fire
The winner of the Oddworld Forums Most Liked Award with 5⅔ votes is Wings of Fire.
This is Wings of Fire’s 1st award of the night. Congratulations, Wings of Fire, you are a winner of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards.
Total votes: 26
Previous Winners:
2003: Xavier & atusiya@
2004: autisya@
2005: oddguy
2006: Rex Tirano
2007: Nate
2008: Alcar & Bullet Magnet
2009: Max the Mug, OANST & Rex Tirano
The Oddworld Forums Most Eccentric
½ – abe is now!
½ – mollucks assistant
1 – Max the Mug 2 – MarsMudoken
2 – OANST
2 – Pilot 3 – Disgruntled Intern 7 – Kastere
7 – Strike Witch
The winners of the Oddworld Forums Most Eccentric Award with 7 votes each are Kastere and Strike Witch.
This is Kastere’s 2nd award of the night, and Strike Witch’s 1st award of the night. Congratulations, Kastere, you are a double winner of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards. Strike Witch, you are a winner of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards.
Total votes: 25
Previous Winners:
2003: Jacob (Most Eccentric & Most Insane)
2004: Jacob (Most Eccentric) & Joshy (Most Insane)
2005: Hobo (Most Eccentric) & Mawk (Most Insane)
2006: Havoc (Most Eccentric) & Cullen Heath (Most Insane)
2007: Hobo (Most Eccentric & Most Insane)
2008: Hobo (Most Eccentric) & Kastere (Most Insane)
2009: Pilot
The winners of the Oddworld Forums Most Annoying Award with 6⅓ votes each are MarsMudoken and ~Oprilthevykker~.
This is MarsMudoken’s 1st award of the night, and ~Oprilthevykker~’s 1st award of the night. Congratulations, MarsMudoken and ~Oprilthevykker~, you are winners of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards.
Total votes: 25
Previous Winners:
2003: lindsey
2004: Death
2005: Alpha
2006: Icarus
2007: Hobo
2008: abe is now! & AlienMagi
2009: AlienMagi
The winners of the Oddworld Forums Most Accomplished Troll Award with 8 votes each are Disgruntled Intern and OANST.
This is Disgruntled Intern’s 3rd award of the night, and OANST’s 2nd award of the night. Congratulations, Disgruntled Intern, you are a triple winner of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards. Congratulations, OANST, you are a double winner of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards. You are the first ever winners of the Most Accomplished Troll Award.
Total votes: 24
The Oddworld Forums Best Couple
1 – Disgruntled Intern & Hobo
1 – Disgruntled Intern & Sekto Springs
1 – Kastere & Transformers
1 – MarsMudoken & ~Oprilthevykker~
1 – Max the Mug & Nate
1 – Max the Mug & [insert male UK resident here]
1 – MeechMunchie & mollucks assistant
1 – OANST & Pilot
1 – Pilot & Sekto Springs
1 – Strike Witch & Mrs Strike Witch
1 – Strike Witch & used:)
1 – Strike Witch & Wings of Fire 2 – Fuzzle Guy & Max the Mug
2 – mollucks assistant & OddjobAbe
2 – OANST & Wings of Fire 6 – Sekto Springs & T-nex
The winners of the Oddworld Forums Best Couple Award with 6 votes are Sekto Springs & T-nex.
This is T-nex’s 1st award of the night, and Sekto Springs’s 2nd award of the night. Congratulations, T-nex, you are a winner of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards. Congratulations, Sekto Springs, you are a double winner of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards.
Total votes: 22
Previous Winners:
2003: Disgruntled Intern & lindsey
2004: ferill & Hobo
2005: SeaRex & AquaticAmbi
2006: Rich & Rex Tirano
2007: SeaRex & AquaticAmbi
2008: Alector & Dark Hood; and AlienMagi & Hobo
2009: Alcar & Hobo
The winners of the Oddworld Forums Member in Dire Need of a Life Award with 3 votes each are MarsMudoken and MeechShrykull1029.
This is MarsMudoken’s 2nd award of the night, and MeechShrykull1029’s 2nd award of the night. Congratulations, MarsMudoken and MeechShrykull1029, you are both double winners of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards. You are the first ever winners of the Member in Dire Need of a Life Award.
Total votes: 20
The Oddworld Forums Best Staff Member
⅓ – Xavier
2⅓ – Alcar 3⅔ – Hobo 4⅓ – Max the Mug 15⅓ – Nate
The winner of the Oddworld Forums Best Staff Member Award with 15⅓ votes is Nate.
This is Nate’s 3rd award of the night. Congratulations, Nate, you are a triple winner of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards.
The Oddworld Forums Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator
½ – Fuzzle Guy
1 – dripik
1 – ELEMENTOFLOVE
1 – Gretin
1 – Leto
1 – MeechMunchie
1 – OANST
1 – OddjobAbe
1⅓ – Kastere
1⅓ – Strike Witch
2 – Wings of Fire
2⅓ – used:) 3 – mollucks assistant 3½ – Pilot 4 – Disgruntled Intern
The winner of the Oddworld Forums Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Award with 4 votes is Disgruntled Intern.
This is Disgruntled Intern’s 4rd award of the night. Congratulations, Disgruntled Intern, you are a quadruple winner of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards.
½ – atusiya@
1 – abe is now!
1 – AlexFili
1 – Dr James Smith
1 – MeechShrykull1029
1 – Slig75
1 – Xavier 2 – Rex Tirano 3 – OANST 9½ – Abbey
The winner of the Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot Award with 9½ votes is Abbey.
This is Abbey’s 1st award of the night. Congratulations, Abbey, you are a winner of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards. Somehow.
Total votes: 21
Previous Winners:
2003: atusiya@
2004–7: Alcar
2008: Hobo
2009: Max the Mug
The Oddworld Forums Most Valuable Poster (MVP)
1 – Bullet Magnet
1 – MeechShrykull1029
1 – Rex Tirano
1 – Wings of Fire
1 – Wired 3 – OANST
3 – Xavier 5 – Max the Mug
5 – Nate
The winners of the Oddworld Forums Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Award with 5 votes each are Max the Mug and Nate.
This is Max the Mug’s 2nd award of the night, and Nate’s 4th award of the night. Congratulations, Max the Mug, you are a double winner of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards. Congratulations, Nate, you are a quadruple winner of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards.
Total votes: 21
Previous Winners:
2003: Alf
2004: oddguy
2005–6: Xavier
2007: Nate, Max the Mug, & Havoc
2008–9: Bullet Magnet
Congratulations to all the winners of this year's awards. A special congratulations to Disgruntled Intern and Nate for each winning four awards. Well, show's over. You can return to spamming these forums up now. See you next year, guys! And remember, if you have any suggestions for the awards, don't hesitate to PM them to me so I can consider them for the 9th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards. Night, y'all!
“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’
Definitely overrated, you have to take fierce beatings day in and day out.
On a more serious note, I find the results data for the Best Couple category pretty alarming. Seriously, look at that fornicative scatter:
:
1 – Disgruntled Intern & Hobo
1 – Disgruntled Intern & Sekto Springs
1 – Kastere & Transformers
1 – MarsMudoken & ~Oprilthevykker~
1 – Max the Mug & Nate
1 – Max the Mug & [insert male UK resident here]
1 – MeechMunchie & mollucks assistant
1 – OANST & Pilot
1 – Pilot & Sekto Springs
1 – Strike Witch & Mrs Strike Witch
1 – Strike Witch & used
1 – Strike Witch & Wings of Fire
2 – Fuzzle Guy & Max the Mug
2 – mollucks assistant & OddjobAbe
2 – OANST & Wings of Fire
6 – Sekto Springs & T-nex
If that's any indication of this community as a whole, I hope no one is surprised a few years from now when half the forum dies from AIDS. Bunch of frickin' bunnies, the lot of ya.
I'm absolutely fine to be in a couple with OANST, Strike Witch, Used:), Mrs Strike Witch and Pilot.
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“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’
I don't want to share with Kastere. He can have mine.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
“Also, we don't need no Jacob to gay this place up. We have officially won the award for the forum with a highest proportion of gay members whilst not being themed about poojabbing, cowboys or Kylie.” - Nate
Clearly Wired's mothers didn't teach him how to count. Thanks to everyone who voted for me to win four awards and congratulations to all the other winners, DI in particular.
Congrats to everyone else. Me on the other hand...
Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly breathe! I feel so blessed! And this statue - it's so shiny! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to know that even in my wildest pool parties, I never would have imagined that this could ever happen to me. And to the other brilliant nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your jealosy makes me feel right now!
You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a minute and think about how great my fans have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda special
You know, there are so many blood-sucking two-faced harpies to thank! First off though, I want to thank the glorified prostitutes of the Academy, who looked deep within their Magic 8-Balls before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank Satan, for being such a powerful force in my life. And to my brother, who taught me to take life by the day. And finally, to all the Producers I slept with - I couldn't have done it without you!
Nice to know a few people like me... I thought Waldorf & Statler would be more popular though. Oh and congratulations to Josh, who took me down a good few pegs on Newcomer. Or maybe I'm just not considered new anymore.
Nice to know a few people like me... I thought Waldorf & Statler would be more popular though. Oh and congratulations to Josh, who took me down a good few pegs on Newcomer. Or maybe I'm just not considered new anymore.
I actually thought that you had been here for a few years, to be honest.
Congratulations to whoever won, especially the people I voted for. And because I have not got the patience to go sweeping around through the nominations thread to find out, who voted for me as most underated poster?
Well, tied with Opril anyways. But I do have the most of anyone (cause I didn't get LESS than Opril) and since no one likes the Vykker anyways that's a win in my book. Well, at least I also got the award for 'Member than most needs a life'.
I'd like to thank Wired for hosting these awards, Nate for infracting me so much which incites me to be more annoying, Seckto Springs/OANST/Wings of fire/Max the Mug/OprilAckro for being jackasses, Splat and Gretin for helping me in the RPG, and everyone (even the jackasses) for making this wonderful *cough, gay* site what it is.
The Results of the 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards
#1 Spammer, Mars Mudoken the Mudokon
