Diablo II - funniest dialog?
This is something my brother did and then emailed to me. It's from his message log in Diablo II. (L stands for Lightbringer, his name)
Lightbringer: I stand now in front of Diablo Lord of terrors nest, wow, it's amazing. It's now time for me to enter the gate. May heaven protect me from all these hellspawned creatures.
L: CHARGE!!!
L: No, wait, RETREAT!!!
L:Ok, one more time, CHARGE!
L: There that wasn't so hard, right?!
Lightbringer was slain by Oblivion Knight
L: Ok, now I must open the seal. No problem.
L: Where did those beasts come from?
Lightbringer was slain by Oblivion Knight
L: Aah, the last seal and then I can go home...
L: There, that wasn't that bad was it... huh? Diablo? Yeah we must kill him too, I forgot... well oops look out for the fire.
Lightbringer was slain by Diablo
Lightbringer was slain by Diablo
L: Well now it's time for Diablo to be punished, may he burn in the darkest Hell that he first came from!! Don't you think?
Lightbringer was slain by Diablo
L: Ooh, man this is the third time he kills me. Eeeew he stinks!
L: All right, now I'm mad he shouldn't make me mad.
L: DIABLO. Pay the price.
Lightbringer was slain by Diablo
L: That bastard, first I got 150000 gold in my stash now I have... hmm let's see now...
L: 136676!?
Lightbringer was slain by Diablo
Lightbringer was slain by Diablo
L: This is the sixth time, pay the price
L: 150000-131176, big difference, isn't it?
L: Expensive bastard
L: Ehe...oops
L: Well that....gnhgh....ghhnhhg... must die, AAAAAARRRRRRGH!!!!
L: Oh shit...
L: AAAH
L: He's big, he's red.... he's dead!
Lightbringer was slain by Diablo
L: Aaaah, I'm calm, after 2 hours of fighting, I'm cool, wow I wanna do that again, nooo, well it's time for me to smash his soulstone. This is a great victory for the light as in all tales that people want them to, where victory goes to the good guys. May I always walk in the light, do you wanna know why? Ok, it's because it's hot down here, in hell!
END OF DIALOG
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