The Most Bestial Thing You've Ever Done

Leto · #1 07-11-2009, 04:09 PM

Once when I was like 10 I watched my friend masturbate himself with a rabbit. (true story)

Now Havoc, can you walk the walk or are you all talk? You've spoken of girlfriends before, have you ever made her wear a fluffy tail and make her call you Lion-o (or Snarf, I suppose) while you're pounding her insides?

Anonyman! · #2 07-11-2009, 04:17 PM

My dog.

MA · #3 07-11-2009, 04:18 PM

a fucking cow?

Leto · #4 07-11-2009, 04:20 PM

In a G-Unit kind of way, I always considered myself 'your dog', Anonybro.

Dixanadu · #5 07-11-2009, 04:25 PM

What in the grand FUCK!?

Leto · #6 07-11-2009, 04:27 PM

Come on, you look the sort to teabag the family cat, Dizanzibar.

Wings of Fire · #7 07-11-2009, 04:31 PM

I've rubbed my dogs nipples many many times.

Havoc · #8 07-11-2009, 04:35 PM

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Once when I was like 10 I watched my friend masturbate himself with a rabbit. (true story)

Now Havoc, can you walk the walk or are you all talk? You've spoken of girlfriends before, have you ever made her wear a fluffy tail and make her call you Lion-o (or Snarf, I suppose) while you're pounding her insides?

Hehe, actually no, I've never made my sexual partners wear a tail or call me fluffy feline names (if they do they do so out of their own free will

).

However I did once fool around with a tiger. Or, tigress, rather.

shaman · #9 07-11-2009, 04:36 PM

Now your speaking my language.

MA · #10 07-11-2009, 04:37 PM

are we?

oh shit.

used:) · #11 07-11-2009, 05:04 PM

Well, my cat was in heat one time. So, I dipped a cue-tip in warm water and penetrated her with it.

Naw. I like to massage my dog's underside.

Slog Bait · #12 07-11-2009, 05:37 PM

I was dared to drop a rat down my pants.

Never again.

Anonyman! · #13 07-11-2009, 05:44 PM

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I've rubbed my dogs nipples many many times.

I actually do this, but more for pissing my dog off than for pleasure, mine or the dog's. It's more of a pull than a rub, really.

Dixanadu · #14 07-11-2009, 06:04 PM

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Come on, you look the sort to teabag the family cat, Dizanzibar.

Okay, speaking of my cat (before it was flattened lol) I bit on the tip of it's ear to hear its amusing whine.

Wings of Fire · #15 07-11-2009, 06:19 PM

This thread shocks and horrifies me, and Havoc's post is by FAR the cleanest.

Mac Sirloin · #16 07-11-2009, 08:04 PM

You people are fucked.

Leto · #17 07-11-2009, 08:18 PM

Both you and WOF are obviously the hugest furries on the board, way bigger than Havoc will ever be.

Mac Sirloin · #18 07-11-2009, 08:33 PM

That is but a slice in the great pie of my porn collection.

you sick fuckers

Anonyman! · #19 07-11-2009, 09:16 PM

I pull my dog's nipples. It's not that bad.

used:) · #20 07-11-2009, 09:32 PM

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You people are fucked.

Didn't you have an idea for a superhero with phalli in place of forearms?

Nemo · #21 07-11-2009, 09:36 PM

Turns out my cats like butter.

Leto · #22 07-11-2009, 09:43 PM

And in turn, you like your cat's cuntbutter.

Daxter King · #23 07-11-2009, 09:56 PM

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You people are fucked by animals.

Fixed.

Fuzzle Guy · #24 07-12-2009, 03:18 AM

I once downloaded Furcadia.

Laser · #25 07-12-2009, 03:32 AM

Discuss.

Fuzzle Guy · #26 07-12-2009, 04:01 AM

Your right arm turned into a goat? That's some pretty wild masturbation you could have there.

***Alcar*** · #27 07-12-2009, 04:07 AM

How long are these goat's horns?

Alcar...

Laser · #28 07-12-2009, 04:13 AM

Erm...I'm not quite sure around about 10cm long

Although one of them fell off much to everyone's disgust.

Fuzzle Guy · #29 07-12-2009, 04:23 AM

Horny little blighter.

Laser · #30 07-12-2009, 04:47 AM

On pokemon Yellow, I called one of my pokemon Horny when I was younger.

I can't remember what the pokemon was called though...