Stupid answers for stupid questions

[OANST]

That's right. I'm bringing it back. It's been a while since we've done this thread so I may have to explain the rules again.

Actually, no. It's far too self explanatory.

If you're Jewish and you're traveling at 400 mph. how long does it take you to go directly to hell, you damned heathen?

[Havoc]

As fast as a Jehovah Witness on an acid trip.

When the click clicks 15 times per hour does the click click like it never clicked before?

Havoc

[Bullet Magnet]

That depends on the previous record of the aforementioned click's clicks, which, as any self-proclaimed expert on the clicks knows, is documented in the Click Archives, Department of Clickable Clicks and the Clickikstan University of Clickers. Click.

What does the Earth Quake 4?

[OANST]

A. Erectile dysfunction.

Q. If a tree falls in the forest and noone is around to hear it do chipmunks rape it?

[Daxter King]

Yes, because they are horny little bastards.


If a time bomb goes off in five seconds, and Superman is eating a pizza, will Batman dis-arm the bomb in time?

[Arxryl]

Only if Superman is eating pepperoni pizza. Duh. Everyone knows that.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Leto]

To get beaten, die, get sold then consumed at KFC.

Muthsera?

[OANST]

A. Yes

Q. Stupid is as stupid does?

[skillya_glowi]

A: Only if stupid does as stupid as stupid is.

Q: Is there a reason for Bush to not be bashed as hard as he is bashed now?

/randomness
OT: Wow, I actually posted something in a game thread...I thought I swore never to do that again...

[snuzi]

A: Not at all, in fact, all bashing should be aimed towards him. He sure earned it.

Q: Why were there dinosaurs in King Kong?

[looney-bin]

Because they could.

If a bear shat in the woods and then used bog roll like in those adverts, would Donald Trump be turned on?

[moxco]

A. Nah, he will remain off.

Q. If a bird dies outside the white house, would Bush eat it?

[E'l Scrabino]

No but i'm sure Tree would.

If it's AM in Australia, and PM in America, then why is an Orange like a Lamp-post?

[Havoc]

Because the Orange slayed the rake... DUH!

Coca Cola in a laundry dryer with cake?

[Necrophagia]

A. Maybe?
Q. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

[Havoc]

A. Because after that it will become normal cream!
Q. Can a phone be sexy?

[Bullet Magnet]

A: The prevailing existence of telephilia seems to promote a resounding "yes".

Q: Where do rabies come from?

[Necrophagia]

A. Rabid Babies?
Q. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

[moxco]

A. Yes and No, it means they enjoy eating it.

Q. If David Hasselhoff is bush's son then who is his mother?

[snuzi]

A: Terri Schaivo.

Q: Why do 2 out of 2 of your questions concern Bush?

[looney-bin]

Because he has a Bush fetish?

If a female tiger humaniod came up to you, would you have it?

[Leto]

No, no I wouldn't. I'd send it back to the Geekerotica convention where it belongs.

How do you eat?

[OANST]

A. Not very well.

Q. I pooted?

[snuzi]

A: Ugh.

Q: When life gives you lemons, you make...?

[Bullet Magnet]

A: Eyedrops, for all your friends and family.

Q: Why is there no respawn in RL?

[E'l Scrabino]

Because you use hax and it doesn't like you anymore.

Potatoe or Tomatoe?

[snuzi]

A: Neither. They're evil, I tell ya. EVIL!

Q: What was Jack the Ripper's true identity?

[Havoc]

A. George Bush Senior!
Q. Double you tee eff is two papers?!

[E'l Scrabino]

No it's 36.


Legendary Carrot or Corrupted Mammoth?

[snuzi]

A: Corrupted Mammoth. I mean, who doesn't love a mammoth who's also corrupted? It's like a two-for-one deal.

Q: Would ya?