No, sarcasm actually sprung to life and attacked him. He bled to death. Because of the attack, more Sarcasm has been given inspiration to disobey their masters. With the rise of attacks of Sarcasm, many have been sent back to their ancestors country of origin; Oxford, where they make the dictionaries. Of course, the upper-class don't want any Sarcasm disturbing the peace and are starting to get violent, attacking the Sarcasm shanty towns with mouldy copies of the Guardian. An all out war has started in Oxford over who is superior. But, in the thick of this war, the upper-class were found out to be horrible racists (everybody else already knew this, but the upper-class denied it) and have started to segregate the Sarcasm so they can't win the war. Sarcasm has survived to this day, allowed to live in certain areas permitted by the Oxford County Council.
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