Hey Chumps!
Long time no see! Did you miss your old pal Alf??
I've just returned from the most amazing vacation and found a very different internet to the one I left a few years ago. All these web 2.0s and social networks. Buddy encouraged me join Twitter and so far I guess it's ok but I have no followers so I thought my buddies on the Oddworld forums would love to lend dear ol' Alf a hand!!! ;-)
So "Follow Me" as it were! Heh....
http://twitter.com/AlfMudokon