chapter 1
We are going to skip all of that first crap, let's cut to the chase!
Newscaster
Today! Alf from Rehab and Tea, has been all along, hiding a factory, that enriched with some of his secret delisious tea. Some say, that he uses that tea to test it on Soulstrom Brew to see if it would work. But Today Gentlemen and Dragqueens, the day is the day when the factory opens! Yippee! 5 brats..ahem, I mean, lovely mudokon teens, have been randomly selected to join the special moment! Look now! Alf is coming out!
~Okay, let's fast foward it! LOL*
*Alf walks out, he walks on a walking stick thingy, he rolls on the floor like an idiot, people desperately cheers, he introduce shake hands and boring stuff
. See, was that quick? LOL. Then they go inside, sing in all that junk, pfff, boring*
Alf: Okay, now, you are bout to enter, a place with my most wildest dreams. All the tea and cookies you want to desire!
Teen Mud (kindel): Hurry up I'm thirsty and I wanna get drunk!
Alf: Don't worry, let's go in this small door.
Teen Mud (Prince): I can't squeeze into that door! i am too fat and nasty!
Alf: Hahahahahahah (of course you are!) You shall enter, you have a lovely body (ahem, right!). Now, let's go!
*They entered inside the little room, did that corny stairs thingy and sing a song. and enter another door this time*
what did inside look like? Ooooooh! LOL, you are bond to find out, later
[ May 30, 2001: Message edited by: PinkHaired Mudokon CWR ]
Alffie Wonka: and the SoulStorm Brew/Tea Factory!
