The Amazing world of Dave the Slig!

Rich · #1 02-25-2003, 07:23 PM

I'm really bored. This always worked for Oddbodd. This needs replies to work. (It's pretty simple) you pick one of the options write a bit more story then wind up with some more options...

Dave the slig was a happy if not silly and generally retarded slig. He and his friend Finnigan lived in a six bedroom, detached tent on the outskirts of the slig barracks.
Dave was very lazy and woke up that fateful day at two o'clock in the afternoon.
He crawled pantless into the kitchen and put some Mudokon pops in the toaster. He crawled to the pants dispencer and pressed the button. The pants magically appeared on him
(there are so many unexplained things on oddworld)
and he went to fetch the slurg paste. He sighed as he peered out of his window.
"I wonder where Finnigan has got too?" He said.
He found himself day dreaming of large guns when the Mudokon Pops abruptly popped up, smacking him about his green chops.
Appauled by the evil snack Dave suddenly decided to take a trip to the lavatory.
As he reached the door he could hear a strange noise. He thrust open the door and looked hurriedly in to see:

A) A Mudokon Spirit guide hovering above his urinal.

B) That the toilets had blocked and there were Fleeches floating around the room.

C) Abe and Munch.

D) Finnigan Masturbating with rude magazines.

'tis your choice...

Rich · #2 02-28-2003, 06:52 PM

Oh come on!

Fan Corner needs a good kick in the ass...

Hobo · #3 03-09-2003, 08:58 AM

D,D gooooooooooo D

Rich · #4 03-10-2003, 07:34 PM

Okay. D.

Dave was furious. Not only had his retard of a friend not woken him up, he had now stolen his best porn mags.
He slapped Finnigan who turned around.
"Oh. Hi Dave!" he said wiping saliva from his tentacles.
"What the hell are you doing with my Mags!" yelled Dave.
He grabbed the mags from the floor and left the bathroom.
Then he smelt a strange smell.
He recognised it as Dope.
He turned around to see Finnigan who was obviously high off Daves Weed.
Dave was pissed by now. He seized the many Ganga Plants they littered the room and pulled the spliff from Finnigan's tentacles.
He then began to smack him properly when a load of sticky Cum spewed from Finnigans pants. They immediately gave him an electric shock and more Cum oozed from them.
It formed a puddle on the bathroom floor.
Then Dave made something out. The entire puddle was clearer, it was an message. He realised it was...

A) A Mudokon running from a slog.
B) Two Sligs running from a tent.
C) An annoying Pop band's logo.
D) A Strange Duck.

Strike Witch · #5 03-16-2003, 05:18 AM

Rich · #6 03-16-2003, 06:17 AM

C.

Dave couldn't believe it!
N Sync's logo had appeared on the floor. Dave being an anti-pop dude immediately attacked the cum-stain.
That didn't help as Finnigans stereo in the living room suddenly turned on and began playing N Sync.
Only one thing could explain this, Mudokons or something else were in his house.
He grabbed his gun and headed into the living room. He blew the Boom Box to hell and began looking for the intruder.
Finnigan, who was now pantless was crawling around leaving a trail of cum behind him.
Dave found nothing and headed into the kitchen. He found Finningan eating HIS Mudkon pops.
"Hey! they're mine!" yelled Dave running towards them.
Suddenly an object flew through the open window and smacked Dave on the forehead.
Dizzily Dave climbed back up from the cum-stained floor.
He looked down to see that the object was...

A) A mushroom
B) A Brick
C) A TV
D) N Syncs latest album

Hobo · #7 03-16-2003, 06:26 AM

Rich · #8 04-19-2003, 05:16 PM

The mushroom lay on the floor of the cum stained kitchen.
Dave wiped the cum from it and his face and looked at the mushroom.
Finnigan jumped for the mushroom and chomped his jaw shut.
Dave looked at his arm, not only had Finnigan eaten the mushroom he had bitten off half of Dave's arm.
Blood spurted into the toaster, which blew up and shot flames over the room.
Dave wondered what to do. He was in incredible pain and trapped in a room filled with fire. He went to scratch his head but realised he had only half an arm.
The flames were closing in on him and Finningan. Dave was running out of time! His only choice was to...

A) Use the fire extinguisher
B) Call for help
C) Run off
D) Use Finnigan's built in fire extinguisher

Strike Witch · #9 04-20-2003, 06:07 AM

D.

Rich · #10 04-20-2003, 01:12 PM

D it is...

Dave had no choice. He seized Finnigans fire hose and began spraying the fire with his cum.
Finnigan screamed in pain as Dave was holding him with one arm by his knob.
Several minutes later the fire was out.
Dave mopped his brow with his half arm.
"Excuse me!" said a strange voice.
Dave looked through the open window to see a Glukkon staring at him with suspicious eyes.
Dave looked very suspicious, he was late for work and was holding his housemate by his man hood.
Dave suddenly recognised the Glukkon as his boss.
He panicked and made the mistake of waving.
The Glukkon saw Finnigan and gasped in disbelief. These two Sligs were skiving off work, a horrible offence. Also through his eyes they were homosexually pleasing each other.
He shouted for his guards.
Dave had to distract the glukkon. He...

A) Began break dancing
B) Bit off Finnigans cock
C) Showed him his arm injury
D) Shot him

Native Poser · #11 04-20-2003, 04:09 PM

Rich · #12 04-21-2003, 09:40 AM

Dave began to spin on his head. It hurt and it looked silly.
Alas it didn't work and the Guards began shooting at him.
Then Frying pan from the cupboard floated out of the window and bashed all the industrialists on their heads knocking them out.
He then flew over to Finnigan and lamped him in the face also knocking him out.
"Sorry about this buddy!" said the Frying Pan as it knocked out Dave as well.

Several minutes later Dave awoke lying next to Finnigan. The Frying hovered nearby and in front of them was a huge green blob with leaves coming off it.
"Whats the blob?" asked Finnigan.
The blob spoke up.
"I am the not-so Almighty vegetable! You shall treat me with respect!" said the blob.
Dave noticed the many other Flying Frying Pans.
"Whats with the flying talking frying pans?" asked Dave.
"Well, I can't afford Ratz so I got Frying pans instead! They are in every cupboard in every kitchen in Oddworld! They are my eyes!"
said the not-so almighty vegetable.

"Why have you bought us here?" asked Dave.
"My name is Jerry and I am the leader of the Frying Pans!" said Daves smart ass cooking instrument.
"You must complete a quest for our master" it said.
"What is this Quest?"

The Vegetable said "You must...

A) Restore control of the Planet to the Mudokons
B) Kill the Glukkon Queen
C) Restore logic to the world
D) Get me something to eat

Hobo · #13 04-22-2003, 06:21 AM