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10-27-2014, 07:01 PM
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Sex and Gun
I think railguns are pretty cool.



Sex is pretty cool, too.
Probably.
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10-27-2014, 07:03 PM
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10-27-2014, 07:05 PM
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I have sex before. My favourite gun is carbine.
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10-27-2014, 07:07 PM
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I like when gun shot.
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10-27-2014, 07:30 PM
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I like when cock shot.
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10-27-2014, 07:31 PM
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Sex!!?!?
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10-27-2014, 08:26 PM
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Finally, a thread where I can discuss my love of blackjack.
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10-28-2014, 02:08 AM
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I'm a lonely, unattractive male. I loved Shotguns ever since I watched Terminator 2

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10-28-2014, 03:28 AM
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i agree with MM, railguns are pretty neat. I remember making a basic one in A-level physics and getting the pellet lodged in the ceiling.



I like my sex how I like my guns. Deadly at range and between two magnets.
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10-28-2014, 06:11 AM
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I did not have sex last night.



I did stick a pistol up my ass, though. So, you know, it was a good night.
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10-28-2014, 09:35 AM
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I've had sex and shot a gun. Checkmate, Muslims.
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10-28-2014, 10:26 AM
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I prefer blowpipe.
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10-28-2014, 10:38 AM
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We're supposed to be discussing sex AND guns, BM. Not just sex.
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What about having sex with a gun?
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What about it?
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10-28-2014, 10:50 AM
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guys let’s discuss the phallic symbolism of guns
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What if I took a gun and shot a prostitute?
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Before or after? Oh, who cares. As long as you have sex with her at some point, it's fine.
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guys let’s discuss the phallic symbolism of guns
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are you being serious or sarkeestic
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What about having sex in a tank? Does that qualify for this thread?
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What about having sex in a tank? Does that qualify for this thread?
Is that a proposition?
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It could be!!
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I'll take just the tank, thank you
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It could be!!
there’s so many different punny pickup lines i could make right now

i could just bombard everyone with them


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I'll take just the tank, thank you
you missed a golden opportunity to say “tanks but no tanks”!!!!
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That'd mean I don't want a tank, which is false.
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What about having sex in a tank? Does that qualify for this thread?
I've watched that porno.
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there’s so many different punny pickup lines i could make right now

i could just bombard everyone with them



you missed a golden opportunity to say “tanks but no tanks”!!!!
Manco, you're a blast.
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