User Kastere has passed away.

[Leslie]

My name is Leslie. I was a close friend of Kastere's best friend Jordan. I suppose I've come with a chunk of bad news.

I don't know how many of you knew of the user Kastere, or knew him on any sort of personal level, but I feel it's probably best to inform everyone that he has passed away. He was taken by a brain aneurysm while on a sailing trip with Jordan. Although the funeral home doing the bookings hasn't posted an e-bituary as of yet, I took it upon myself to make a tribute video for him. If you're wondering why it's a little off, Simon (Kastere) had a wild sense of humour, and always had a great laugh poking fun at cheesy tribute videos. Not the deaths of the person mind you--just the ridiculous editing and awful song choices. With Jordan working in a funeral home, it's always sort of just come up. With that in mind, Jordan and I grabbed up some photos of him from a "photo shoot" we had done one night and made a video which we thought would work as an appropriate send off. He wouldn't want to be remembered in any depressing way; rather, "I'd like to be remembered as the joke that I am."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6LXQmnYES4

P.S. For those wondering, Kastere's birthday wasn't actually in 1994. The video is purposefully misleading.

[Sekto Springs]

Maybe this is going a bit too far?
I so don't want him to come back and be all "HAHA FOOLED YOU", but damn.

[Daxter King]

This still isn't funny.

[shaman]

I, too, am dead.

[STM]

=( For real?

[MA]

could we have more clarity?

[Josh]

If true: I am sorry to hear that and wish his family all the best.

If not: That is not funny and quite offensive to those who have had friends die.

[Nemo]

I feel bad because I negrep'd him and sent him a really angry PM as the last thing I, apparently, ever said to him.


Either Ghost was right and I'm now a Psionic God that will pass over these planes like a great wind, or it's a horrible coincidence.

[T-nex]

Well, if by the slight chance that he really died, I hope Chris is eating his own words :-/


Anyway .... If he comes back, I just wanna let him know I found this in no way funny, and it's slightly disturbing to fake one own's death.

[Oddey]

I still don't believe it.

I will if he's not back and posting in about a month at most

[Jordan]

If this is a big joke, I've lost a lot of respect for Kas.

[Nate]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... you guys have just given him several good reasons to never tell us the truth.

[STM]

People aren't that focused on the fact he really could be dead!

No I agree though, if this is a joke, it's horrible, especially after I've been hit by death recently.

[Strike Witch]

Shit, seriously?

Shit.

shit.

[Taco]

Does anyone know him in person, or is anyone close enough to him to confirm that this has actually happened? If it's true, I offer my deepest condolences to Kastere's family and friends.

I didn't/don't really know him, but this seems like too far to take a simple joke. I don't think he'd go to the trouble of making the blog, a new user account and a youtube video.

[Havoc]

Pics or it didn't happen. Like seriously.

[OddjobAbe]

I don't think he'd go to the trouble of making the blog, a new user account and a youtube video.

I don't know. He is/was a mental case. I wouldn't put it past him to pull off some sort of elaborate joke.

[Pilot]

*Groan*

You guys.

[Ridg3]

1:14 of that video made me laugh so much...

[abe619]

i'd say the exact same thing as josh.

[Sekto Springs]

Well, if by the slight chance that he really died, I hope Chris is eating his own words

That's stupid. If he is actually dead you shouldn't receive any kind of satisfaction out of knowing those who wanted to think otherwise were wrong. I will gladly chow down if he is in fact dead, but this is certainly one of those things I hope I'm not wrong about.

Considering how little information we've been given by both Jillian and Leslie, parts of their stories don't correlate with his Facebook page. Joe also went through the trouble of checking Ontario's obituaries, though maybe he should check again. Is there perhaps some lag on information input?

a youtube video.

That's the part that gets me. Parts of the video seem too goofy/amateurish for it to be a legitimate memorial video, which they claim to have done on purpose to honor that goofiness about him in life. The other thing is, that Youtube channel has been up for about a year (which appears to belong to family-owned funeral service). I don't think Simon made it, and if he did, it certainly wasn't for this charade.

[T-nex]

That's stupid. If he is actually dead you shouldn't receive any kind of satisfaction out of knowing those who wanted to think otherwise were wrong. I will gladly chow down if he is in fact dead, but this is certainly one of those things I hope I'm not wrong about.

Considering how little information we've been given by both Jillian and Leslie, certain parts of their stories don't correlate with his Facebook page. Joe also went through the trouble of checking Ontario's obituaries, though maybe he should check again. Is there perhaps some lag on information input?

Yes, he's most likely not dead, but you using someone's potential death for some fun/drama really doesn't sit well in my eyes, and I'm actually kinda icked out by that.

[MeechMunchie]

The video was funnier than the blog. Well done. Change your custom title to 'Dead' and I'll accept this as a joke.

[Sekto Springs]

Yes, he's most likely not dead, but you using someone's potential death for some fun/drama really doesn't sit well in my eyes, and I'm actually kinda icked out by that.

Like I said, if he is in fact dead then I'll resent taking this lightly. I said those things at the time because, based on the situation, I was 100% sure Simon was alive and just jerking us around. Now I'm not sure, and I don't think this is funny anymore.

I see "Leslie" constantly eying this page, but never seems to post anything else. Give us something concrete, please.

[MeechMunchie]

Cue Leslie's switch to invisible mode.

[Leslie]

To the guy saying I've been eyeing the thread, I posted this and went to bed, actually, so I guess I never left the thread. It's glorious 2:30 PM here, which means it's time to get up. For those wondering, here are a couple of facts that might clear the air a bit:

A) Most funeral homes don't put up e-bituaries. It's entirely at the discretion of not only the home, but the presiding director. Some are just too lazy, or don't feel it'll be worth it. An obituary (not even an e-bituary) is a part of a funeral package, and is not a regulated service.

B) Clark Family Funeral is not a funeral home's page. We felt it would be the best place to throw up the video, seeing as it has "funeral" right in the name, but we can assure you that there's no Clark Family Funeral Home.

[Daxter King]

Still ignoring the most glaring evidence, Facebook.

[Sekto Springs]

This is shaping up to be quite elaborate. I really hope he's okay... I'm going to miss our brief, off-beat MSN chats and the clever photos he would post of his awesome toy collection.

Speaking of MSN, he hasn't been online since this started. So yeah...

[Daxter King]

Probably blocked you, the blog said he was dead since last week.

[Sekto Springs]

Probably blocked you, the blog said he was dead since last week.

Does anyone else have his MSN? Can you confirm how long he's been offline? His name kind of blends in with the others and I can't say exactly how long ago it was since he stopped coming online.