The Most Objectsexualy Think You've Ever Done?

Havoc · #1 07-12-2009, 06:10 AM

What's the kinkiest shit you've done with an inanimate object? I personally like to rub over my plasma screen and call her Lucy.

EDIT: Crap, fucked up the topic title >_<

Wings of Fire · #2 07-12-2009, 06:17 AM

My first masturbatory experience was having sex with my pillow.

Laser · #3 07-12-2009, 06:19 AM

I didn't even know that existed.
You all lose to this woman

Fuzzle Guy · #4 07-12-2009, 06:21 AM

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My first masturbatory experience was having sex with my pillow.

Me too. I just turned the pillow case inside out to get rid of the mess.

Havoc · #5 07-12-2009, 06:39 AM

You slept on it? Ewwww!

Fuzzle Guy · #6 07-12-2009, 06:43 AM

^_^ No. My first was with my quilt actually. Which I managed to use tissues to clean up after myself. But they couldn't clean away the guilt

Wings of Fire · #7 07-12-2009, 06:46 AM

How very Catholic of you.

used:) · #8 07-12-2009, 06:52 AM

I masturbated to a picture of Ayn Rand.

***Alcar*** · #9 07-12-2009, 07:03 AM

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^_^ No. My first was with my quilt actually. Which I managed to use tissues to clean up after myself. But they couldn't clean away the guilt

This is pretty much my first experience. And then subsequent experiences

Except for the guilt part.

Alcar...

OddjobAbe · #10 07-12-2009, 09:30 AM

I had the cold, and my balls felt like they were burning, so I put a damp flanel on them. That's the closest I've got to shagging an object.

Abeguy · #11 07-12-2009, 10:03 AM

Ummm...I played a Wii...and loved it!!!

Mac Sirloin · #12 07-12-2009, 10:38 AM

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I masturbated to a picture of Ayn Rand.

THREAD OVER USED WINS HOLY SHIT

Dixanadu · #13 07-12-2009, 10:41 AM

Whacked myself off with a prosthetic hand.

used:) · #14 07-12-2009, 10:43 AM

Hell yeah. I remember shouting "FUCK ALTRUISM, FUCK THE INCOME TAX, AND FUCK THE COMMON MAN." She was the Sarah Palin of a different feather.

Mac Sirloin · #15 07-12-2009, 10:43 AM

I regular jerk off on my ROTF Soundwave toy.

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