You old bastard

MA · #1 01-19-2010, 03:11 PM

Happy Birthday Jordan!

i'm sure you'll be too busy frolicking with the ladies and drinking rare liquors to see this thread 'till tomorrow, so it won't matter about the cake;

shoot the monkey through the lung and we'll eat that instead.

***Wil*** · #2 01-19-2010, 03:22 PM

No! That's cruel! Just put it back in its bird cage.

Happy sweet sixteenth, Jordan! Boy, sure would be nice to be so youthful again.

Pilot · #3 01-19-2010, 03:26 PM

I don't know why, but I just feel like saying poopy pants.

Happy birthday.

OddjobAbe · #4 01-19-2010, 03:28 PM

Happy birthday, Jordan. The best of luck with the day.

***Wil*** · #5 01-19-2010, 03:41 PM

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I don't know why, but I just feel like saying poopy pants.

Happy birthday.

That's weird. I hope you don't act on this desire.

Wings of Fire · #6 01-19-2010, 04:21 PM

Happy birthday.

used:) · #7 01-19-2010, 04:30 PM

Happy birthday, dewd.

moxco · #8 01-19-2010, 04:53 PM

Happy Birthday!

mlg man · #9 01-19-2010, 04:55 PM

Happy Birthday!

skillya_glowi · #10 01-19-2010, 05:21 PM

Hey, happy birthday man.

Pilot · #11 01-19-2010, 05:28 PM

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That's weird. I hope you don't act on this desire.

Not my pants I had in mind.

mr.odd · #12 01-19-2010, 05:31 PM

Happy Birthday

Jordan · #13 01-19-2010, 10:22 PM

Haha, thanks a lot guys. That's a nice start to a day.

slig# 5719 · #14 01-19-2010, 10:42 PM

Happy Birthday

***Nate*** · #15 01-20-2010, 12:21 AM

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I don't know why, but I just feel like saying poopy pants.

Did you know that the reason why monkeys in Hollywood wear diapers is not to catch their excrement but rather to hide their boners? True story.

On that note, have a happy birthday, Jordan!

OANST · #16 01-20-2010, 06:33 AM

Happy birthday, Jordan.

Laser · #17 01-20-2010, 07:24 AM

I didn't know Jordan was younger than me

I always thought we were the same age.

Happy Birthday young'un

shaman · #18 01-20-2010, 11:02 AM

I didn't know that either. I feel old. Happy birthday!

Oddey · #19 01-20-2010, 11:11 AM

I feel young.

Happy Birthday Jordan.

MarsMudoken · #20 01-20-2010, 11:18 AM

Happy birthday.

Go ahead Nate. Infract me.

MeechMunchie · #21 01-20-2010, 11:27 AM

May your day be full of birth, Jordan.

Jordan · #22 01-20-2010, 11:32 AM

Thanks again guys, it means a lot to me.

I got a £20 GAME gift card and £18 in cash. I should be getting Bayonetta tomorrow with it. I also got a bottle of Joop, which smells nice, but I don't wear it often enough. I'm still only halfway through the bottle I got from Christmas in '08. Oh yeah, and my sister got me this neat bottle holder that looks like a guy holding a Saxophone. It looks weird but I still love it.

Once again, thankyou.

MarsMudoken · #23 01-20-2010, 12:05 PM

Who's going to give him a birthday gift! REALLY PEOPLE, YOU AUGHTA' BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELFS!

Laser · #24 01-20-2010, 12:19 PM

I BAKED YOU A CAKE

***Wil*** · #25 01-20-2010, 12:57 PM

Two Batmans?

I can't tell you what I'm thinking.

***Nate*** · #26 01-20-2010, 01:23 PM

That blue icing looks tasty.

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Happy birthday.

Go ahead Nate. Infract me.

Okay... what am I infracting you now for?

MarsMudoken · #27 01-20-2010, 02:46 PM

I dunno, you just usually infract me.

Nice cake.

Kareel · #28 01-21-2010, 01:38 PM

Ever think there might be a reason for those infractions? I see nothing wrong with your previous post.

OddjobAbe · #29 01-21-2010, 01:50 PM

He was just attempting a joke. Don't try to lecture him and think you're making him feel good about his post. He might think you're patronising him.
Unless, of course, I am wrong. Then I apologise to MarsMudoken for trying to tell people how he feels when I really haven't a clue.

Kareel · #30 01-21-2010, 02:03 PM

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He was just attempting a joke. Don't try to lecture him and think you're making him feel good about his post. He might think you're patronising him.
Unless, of course, I am wrong. Then I apologise to MarsMudoken for trying to tell people how he feels when I really haven't a clue.

I think both of us are wrong. Either way I apoligize for what I may have done. God my head hurts.