Happy birthday, Kapteeni!

Vlam · #1 12-10-2016, 05:22 AM

You finally got your birthday thread!

Varrok · #2 12-10-2016, 05:36 AM

Happy!

MA · #3 12-10-2016, 07:18 AM

Kapteeni invite yur friends from that other shitty fucking forum where you all talk about how shitty this fucking forum is pleeease

Varrok · #4 12-10-2016, 07:19 AM

MA missed the part when we made peace with Kapteeni and don't hate each other, and the site was archived

MA · #5 12-10-2016, 07:38 AM

Varrok missed the part where i don't give a fuck.

Varrok · #6 12-10-2016, 07:40 AM

I missed it. I missed it a lot. Couldn't stop thinking about it, but eventually I got over it. There are other parts in the sea.

FennecFyre · #7 12-10-2016, 07:45 AM

Happy birthday ya weirdo, hope you have a good one.

MA · #8 12-10-2016, 07:45 AM

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I missed it. I missed it a lot. Couldn't stop thinking about it, but eventually I got over it. There are other parts in the sea.

in the sea of what? the sea of Kapteeni's tears? the sea of cum from all his circlejerking backscratching friends? the sea of faeces flowing from his now archived site? which one is it, Varrok? where is this sea? what other parts are floating around in it's jizzum? TELL ME, VARROK

Varrok · #9 12-10-2016, 08:04 AM

MA can't sea how can be done.

MA · #10 12-10-2016, 08:25 AM

DON'T WORRY KAPTEENI I'M JUST BREAKIN YOUR BALLS IS ALL

NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOX

Crashpunk · #11 12-10-2016, 09:15 AM

Merry Birthmas!

kapteeni13 · #12 12-10-2016, 09:32 AM

Thank you everyone. I just returned from my created tear sea!

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Happy!

I... want... to... Pos REP it but i can't give at the moment.

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DON'T WORRY KAPTEENI I'M JUST BREAKIN YOUR BALLS IS ALL

The endless teer seae! We need Alcar build aerk to servive!

and keep myself out so it won't sink.

Guillemot · #13 12-10-2016, 09:52 AM

Happy Birthday Kapteeni! Ignore the jerks.

Nepsotic · #14 12-10-2016, 10:43 AM

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Happy Birthday Kapteeni! Ignore the jerks.

Why would you wish someone a happy birthday and then ask them to ignore you?

Varrok · #15 12-10-2016, 10:45 AM

How can he be a jerk is he wishes somebody a happy birthday?

Phoetux · #16 12-10-2016, 10:52 AM

Happy birthday Kap. Enjoy the thread's roasts

Nepsotic · #17 12-10-2016, 10:55 AM

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How can he be a jerk is he wishes somebody a happy birthday?

Well I don't see any other jerks here.

Varrok · #18 12-10-2016, 10:56 AM

Put your SJW glasses on.

Guillemot · #19 12-10-2016, 12:15 PM

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Why would you wish someone a happy birthday and then ask them to ignore you?

MA was the jerk.

Sybil Ant · #20 12-10-2016, 12:22 PM

MA's a cunt.

Happy brthod.

Nepsotic · #21 12-10-2016, 12:31 PM

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MA was the jerk.

MA is the best one here. You're a jerk!

Vlam · #22 12-10-2016, 12:40 PM

How old are you, Kapteeni?

kapteeni13 · #23 12-10-2016, 12:46 PM

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Happy Birthday Kapteeni! Ignore the jerks.

Thanks. I sea no problem. It's all good spit... i mean good spirited jerkin we all do at times!

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How old are you, Kapteeni?

From this evening i became 23.

Guillemot · #24 12-10-2016, 12:52 PM

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MA is the best one here. You're a jerk!

Nepsotic · #25 12-10-2016, 12:54 PM

Yep, I'm a wolf constantly being humped by a sheep, what of it?

Guillemot · #26 12-10-2016, 01:33 PM

That isn't a good thing Nepsotic. Not unless you like ram dick.

Nepsotic · #27 12-10-2016, 01:34 PM

I like a bit of ram dick every now and again. I like to ram dick. What of it?

Guillemot · #28 12-10-2016, 01:35 PM

Explains a lot.

Nepsotic · #29 12-10-2016, 01:36 PM

It was really rude of you to derail Kapteeni's birthday thread. You're a jerk.

Guillemot · #30 12-10-2016, 01:42 PM

Better derailed sticking up for someone against a jerk than derailed for a jerk. Look in the mirror.