The five word story (oddworld style)

[alf's brother's mate]

Hello and welcome to the five word story... oddworld stlye.

For those who do not know what the five word story is, please pay attention.
Over a series of posts posted by multiple users of the forums, a story will be crafted, but in an oddworld fashion. The title is fairly self explanitary, in that everyone may make a five word post involved with the story. There is mainly one character, who everyone contibutes to.

E.g

:: There was once a guy...

:: called jim. He liked to...

:: shoot fleeches with his slingshot...

:: but one faithfull day, in...

:: the deepest part of the...

:: ancient forest, jim saw a...

etc. etc.

So i hope you get the jist. Just a couple of rules though...

1. One post at a time, leave the next part of the story for someone else.

2. If you see someone starting to get a good idea, then do your best to help push this idea in the right way.

Everybody sitting comfortably?
Then i shall begin...

IC:

There was once a mudokon...

ABM

[Splat]

If this thread gets spammy/stupid (which it almost inevitably will) then I'm closing it.

I give it 5 posts.



...who really, really liked scrabcakes. ...

[alf's brother's mate]

OOC:

Thanks for the faith Splat

IC:

...simply because, he made them...

[Oddey]

Ic:
... At rupturefarms with his freind...

[alf's brother's mate]

...called mikey. They were best...

[Moosh da Outlaw]

...tasting when served with ketchup...

[alf's brother's mate]

...and mayonaise. Mikey discovered this...

OOC:

YES SPLAT OH YES SEVEN POSTS YEAH THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT.

Im, sorry about that.

[scipionyx]

...after he had drunken the...

[Oddey]

...worst tea ever made by...

[alf's brother's mate]

...Alf's brother's mate, who was...

[Moosh da Outlaw]

...the mate of Alf's brother...

[scipionyx]

...and sold tea bags illegally. ...

ooc: I like the idea of this alf's brother's mate, but wouldn't it be better if we could write a whole sentence and not only 5 words?

[Wings of Fire]

...on the Glukkon Black Market...

Oh and it's 'sold', Sciponyx.

[horia_roks]

I.C. ...when he didn't eat rotten...

[OddYouko]

....old Scrab and Paramite meat....

[Oddey]

I.C. ...when he didn't ate rotten...

O.O.C. Cool thing!

Ooc:What the? When he didn't ate rotten? I think you mean eat rather than ate.
Ic: ...That had been whipped with...

[horia_roks]

...Glukkon and Slig shit from...

[Oddey]

...Glukkon and Slig shit from...

To me, that classifies as spamful.

[alf's brother's mate]

...the executives' arses. But one...

OOC:

Oddey! Hush Hush. splat said he'll close it if its spammy!

[scipionyx]

...day mikey disappeared and the...

[horia_roks]

IC: ...Mud left to search fo'...
OOC: It's not spam! It's just a continuation.

[Oddey]

Ic: ... Mikey, on an elum called...
Ooc: Ahhh calm down I was just saying that it was kind of insulting for me. Besides I have a tendincy to overreact to small things. But I doubt my opinion is enough to make Splat close this thread. I'll be stunned if he does over my opinion.

[horia_roks]

... Cranky. Because he was cranky. ...

[alf's brother's mate]

OOC:

Thats okay not to worry oddey.
But stranger things have been known to happen than for splat to close this thread!

The fun of this is that you CANNOT write a full sentance, so you have to try and get your point across in five words. Fun but Frustrating. Thanks for the idea though scipionyx, i might look into that.

ABM

IC:

...and stiff. The mudokon, named...

[Venks]

...Hunter Vras guided the way...

[scipionyx]

...through one of the unknown...

[Venks]

...forests in search of Mikey...

[dripik]

..., despite the fact that he...

OOC: I'm usually a two-post participant in these games, but I'll give it a try.

[Oddey]

Ic: ... had forgotten to bring scrabcakes...

[horia_roks]

...for them to eat on...