THE WHIPPING THREAD

[MA]

WELCOME TO THE WHIPPING THREAD WHERE YOU CAN DISCUSS THE ARTISTRY AND PLEASURES OF WHIPPING THE TENDER LILY-WHITE FLESH OF NAIVE INNOCENTS AS IT TWITCHES AND SQUEALS SUCCULENTLY

DON'T STOP UNTIL THE SPINE IS SHOWING, THEN FOREPLAY IS OVER

[Varrok]

Whipping is a forbidden sexual act in Britain now. You're gonna go to jail

[Slog Bait]

Spank me mama

[MA]

yay but only if i can lick your lacerations and then swap near then end. i can't finish unless i'm in pain and bleeding

@Varrok NOT IF YOU DON'T MIND HAVING THE SKIN FLAYED OFF YOUR BACK IN WET RIBBONS

THEN IT'S ALL GOOOOD

[Sybil Ant]

Fucking hell.

[Havoc]

[MA]

Fucking hell.

i'm sensing you're interested. i'm sensing you're very, very interested. would you like the barbed wire, rose thorns or fish hooks?

[Varrok]

She meant she's attracted to demonic-looking cosplay

[Sybil Ant]

i'm sensing you're interested. i'm sensing you're very, very interested. would you like the barbed wire, rose thorns or fish hooks?

MA, you've got me all wrong. I'm a giver.

[Crashpunk]

Jessica in Dragon Quest 8 used a Whip as her primary weapon. It was pretty great.

[Havoc]

MA, you've got me all wrong. I'm a giver.

Well I just lost all interest right there. Thanks a lot.

[Xorlidyr]

I do not feel radiant about this thread.

[MA]

ah but Gish have you tried it? you never know, man. you might enjoy giving the abuse more than receiving it. you might be a closet Attila.

for more information see: Hellraiser.

MA, you've got me all wrong. I'm a giver.

oh good could you like, punch me in the face about a dozen times really fucking hard and break my nose? maybe even knock out a couple teeth? then afterwards rob me and set fire to the flat with me still unconscious inside? that would be so fucking hawt

[Sybil Ant]

Only if you let me scream about the imminent violent revolution of the working class and how me punching you in the face is some sort of metaphor related to smashing the system, or something.

Also can I piss the flames out?

[Crashpunk]

So basically MA wants to recreate an episode of The Young Ones.

[FennecFyre]

Ya'll need Shrykull.

[Nepsotic]

what the fuck is a shrykull

[Xorlidyr]

Shrykull is a downgraded Allah.

[Nepsotic]

So a fox shit down from a cat shit?

[Sybil Ant]

Crackin' metaphor.

[Xorlidyr]

Crackin' metaphor.

I see what you did there. I see how can be done.

[MA]

So basically MA wants to recreate an episode of The Young Ones.

[Phoetux]

BEHOLD, THE MISTRESS OF THE WHIP

[Guillemot]

Whipping is cruel, it's nothing to be proud of.

[Nepsotic]

Yes it is. Whipping is great, especially women, children, blacks, gays and old people. Whip them all, flay the flesh from their bones.

What's cruel about that? Why shouldn't I be proud?

[Guillemot]

You are disgusting. If there is a God he must be kicking himself ever since you first opened your mouth.

[Nepsotic]

[FrustratedAssassin]

You are disgusting. If there is a God he must be kicking himself ever since you first opened your mouth.

God kicking himself is my fetish

[MA]

shooting and skinning Gilly's wolves in front of him is my fetish.

[Nepsotic]

I can't give out anymore reputation, (tonight's been a fun one) but please, don't change, MA