How not to make a welcome thread

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̧̪͉̞̥͙͌ͬ̈ͮ̇ͧͬ͋6̶͚̼̺̤̟̞̗͂ͯͣͣ̄̇̚6̺̣̗͉̬͈͓ͦͬ͟ͅͅ6̛͎̥̥̬̬̺̮̝̂́ͤ͘͠6̒̔ͪ͋́͏̘̯̦̥6̸̣̙̺̊ͮ̒6͌͌̎͋̃͏̘͠6̶̤̻͓̲̮͕͔͔ͯͥ͂ͧ ̕͝6͓̗̹͓͎ͣ̌͝6̖̪̫̞̣͐͜6̛̟͉͍̃ͮ́͆͐̈͌͜6̭͉̝̣̫͍̥̌̾̃̃̈́͜6̄̄͏̤̝̫̲̖6̡̹̖̣̯͉ͧ̀̃ͨͪͫͦ͐͠ͅ6̶͙̞͓̳̋ͅ6̸̷̞͓̭͓̪̟̙ͩ̓̓̑̿̚̕6̷ ̗̜͎̙͈ͧ̾̈́ͬ͟ͅͅ6̟͍̈̀̀6̸̥͎̫̎̊ͫ̋͞͞6͖͔͈̗̬̘̘̝ͤ̂̆̆ͨ̿ͯ͠6͍͖͚̿͊ͫ̅̌6̝͚͖̰̹̰̪̖̇̏̎̏̓́͝6͖̦̻͕͚͓̬̪͊6̷̱̫̹͚̒ͮͮ̄6̷̧̩͙̮̖̫ ̲̙̒̀ͥ̉ͤ̄́̔͟6̢̩̰̙͚̩̥̟̺͛̚͝6͔̖͎̙̮̞̅͗̄̌ͭͦ͐ͦ̈́̕ͅ6̨̐̉͌́͏̤̩̭̖͔6͙̺̦͍͍ͭ̅̈́͋̕6̤͈͈̮̺̲̾̋̍̋̅̔̑ͬ͒́͝6̧̜͙ͮ̐̒͒6̫͈̥̓͒͗ ̉̃ͮ͘6̞̭̺̩͇̳̳̅͛͐ͣͨ6̣̺̖̔̋ͧ̋̓̂͢͢6̴͈͉̠̹̖̬͈̤̳ͩ͗̔ͯ̀͟6̡͈̩̣̮͚͉̦͊6̵̷̳̟̿͐ͬ̇̿͛6̷̧͖͛ͭ͐ͨ̊ͮ͆͘6̴̰̲̜̒̍̒͆̋6͖͉͒͌̓ͦͪ6͇̪ ̦̰ͯ̃̐̽̏͟6̺̖̙͍̻̩̙̔̓̓̓͢6̡̬̳̥̲̠̝͓͍͗̎6͉̝͚͐ͯ͐́͐̀͝ͅ6̲̠̺͚ͤͥͮ6̗͚͔̞̂̌ͧ́6̴͈̜̎̈́̋̑ͦ̿̑͜͜ͅ6̸̵̶̫̱͔͉̱̐ͦ̓͛̓̌ͅ6̸͉̱̯̗̼ ̞͋̂̈̌̿͂̅̍̈́6̖̝̰̻͎̘̞̯̍͌̈́͋͘6̶̿ͣ̿ͫ͏̼̯̮͢6͑ͮ͆͆͛ͨ̇̆҉͙̜̳̱͉͈̭̠̻͟6̂̂̈ͩ͂́ͣ͏̗͙̟͕̼̪͝6̶͍͈ͤ̉̂̋ͭ͝6̸̸̮̖͓̫̮ͥ̆͗̌̿͟6͂̒ ͣ͂ͨ͏͈̗͓̻̦͙͖ͅ6̷̻͈̬̑͛ͪ̍̔̒͑̑ͦ6̮̻̙̮̫̹͖͚ͩ̊͡͝6̸̡̩̟̪͍̝̠͂͒͒̅̾̈́̓̀̓͠
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̸̟͙͔̭̐̓̿6̝͎̼͔̐6ͮͥ̂̈́ͯ̅́̎҉̨҉ͅ6̞͖̈͑6̷͓͓̋̊6̞̱̝̰̲̠̱̊̔ͮͩ̋͐ͮ̉̚͢6̛͇̥͉̣͎̳̺̳̈͊͗͌ͪ͐̏̎͟͡6͔͓̣̹͎̫̆̾͝͠6̜͍͚̙͓͉̥͍̊ͭ̒ ̿ͫ̿̓̅̓6̗̳͙̝̗̬̹͚̀͗̾͌̽̍͑̎̚6̡̣͚̰̙̠̦̋̆̉͐̏̅ͧ͗͠6̲̳̩͑͂ͭͭͯ̃ͮ̄̀6̳̙͂̀6̉ͩ͆̏͟͏̨͉͍͖6̵̷̣͕̐̽͌̀6̨̞̹̬͓̜̹̤̤͓̑͛̿ͪ̀̚͠6̛͇ ̼̦̥̐̀ͬ͐ͦͨ̓͐6̴̲͖͇̝͚͎̩̞̋ͬͭ́͑̉̈́͂͜͡ͅ6̧̯̜̩̈̄̑́̀̿̌̔̃6̶̣̘̫̃ͭͥͣͣ̓͌̏͢6͕̫̟̼̤̩̞͐̋͑̍̅͛ͯͪ͛6̡͙̳͈ͩ͝6̢͓̮̭̗͒ͭ̓̒̇̂ͨͯͬ ͟6̧̢̳ͬ́̔6̳͚̮̜͑͆͑̍ͪ̊ͮͤ͜͢6̨̗̣̤̘͌̾͛̇ͤͩͮ́6̜̲͇̟̖͇̻̽̅̃͆ͮͣ͒͘ͅ6̛͈̓ͤͨͫͫ͞6̸̣̭̬̥̆͑̋ͤͤ̈́͆͊̾͜6̴͉̼̗͈̫̬͖̮̦̋ͮ͂ͪ͋͆̚̕͜ 6̫͍͕̲̭͕ͫ̋̾ͮ̔̚6̦͔̘̭͍͋̐̿ͯ̑̑̄ͤͥ̕6͙͆6̴̝̯̦ͧ̿ͤ̑6̵̳̖̺ͨ́͊̑̍͐6̢̫̳̉̅ͧ͊͒̽̌̚ͅ6̶̢͙̣ͣ̌̌̐̎͒ͤ̀̚6̡̭͉̰͖̮͐͒͂͜6̡̢̯̘̿̽ͬ̋ͬ ̍͂̌͜6͈̮͇̖̤̝͕ͯ͒̉͋ͮ́͞6̤͚̬̥͎̼͔͉̠̏ͦͨͭ́6̻̪̖̞̖̓ͣ̀̆́ͬ͘6̧͋ͧ͆̐̎͌̈́ͩ҉̩̩͇̦̖̦̲̠6̛͔̣͚̓̐͋ͮ͒̐̉̍̓6̨͇̬̥̒̒͂6͚͖̮͎͗̑̀ͦͩ͊ ͧͦ̊̀ͅ6̨͖̥̊̉̒̀6̝̼ͧͯ̓̓ͮ̈́̋ͭ6̧͔̻̻̱̭̰ͮ̔̽̌6̘͇͙̺̰̱̟̝͗ͤ̃̊͑6̷̛̠͔ͫ͆̑ͧ̈̈̐6̨̲̗͉̤̌͂ͅ6̟̭͉̹̺̝̞ͫ̌̚6̪̰̹̒̚͜6̩͇̫̝̜̤ͫ͗̌ ͩ͠6̋̽ͫ͡҉͖̥̤̭̖̹6̰̱̊̾͛̓͘6̨͕̰̞͑ͦ͗͡6̛̪͉͇̺̔́̊͑̈́̈́͘͠..





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[STM]

Welcome to the forum!

[Mac Sirloin]

I used to spam something like this where I'd go KORROK THE ULTIMATE KORROK THE SOMETHING etc...

anyway it was better when I did it

[Vyrien]

I'm sure you'll fit right in here.

[Varrok]

Hey, I think we might become friends!

[Dynamithix]

oh shit

[MeechMunchie]

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[Wings of Fire]

Let's not abuse our invasive code/scripting powers we never knew we could do before today.

Let's really not.

[mr.odd]

And why hasn't this thread been locked and necrumed yet?

[Wings of Fire]

Because it's the first post by a new member and it's very clearly in the W&B section.

I detest his introduction, but he has every right to make it.

[Sekto Springs]

Joe's pisspoor modding aside, I really like this thread.

[Crashpunk]

MAKE IT STOP!

[Wings of Fire]

I really hate this thread. That I haven't deleted it and banned the creator into oblivion speaks volumes about my fairness.

I've considered deleting the stupid coding shit and the autoflash shit, but that's not really going to accomplish anything at this point. Might as well just remind everyone to not do that shit.

There. I moderated.

[STM]

Wow, WoF is a regular Warren G. Harding.

[Mac Sirloin]

Everything about this thread is fucking abysmal.

Please close it. This is not a new member. This is some wretched thing that being exposed to has made my day slightly stupider.

[Sekto Springs]

Yeah, it's worn on me. Close it. Now. Forever. And ban that guy for good measure.

[Manco]

Can someone tell me what the video is? It doesn't autoplay on iPad and I can't be bothered watching it to find out.

[mr.odd]

You don't want to know. It's really unsettling to watch.

[Vyrien]

It reminds me of some sort of incredibly disturbing Monty Python animation.

[MeechMunchie]

Take out the red and replace the black with white and it'd look a bit like an iPad commercial.

[Nepsotic]

Due to his avatar and sigpic I'm guessing it's the YouTube creepypasta video User 666?

[Phylum]

Can someone at least get rid of the obnoxious onMouseOver alerts?

Also, everyone complaining about autoplaying videos should use FlashBlock.

[Wings of Fire]

Also, everyone complaining about autoplaying videos should use FlashBlock.

I stand by that being a shitty fucking thing to say. No. I mean, yes they should, but they shouldn't have to.

I'm keeping the popup things there mostly so Nate will see them (God knows I wouldn't remember what they are) so hopefully he can figure out how to disable them.

[Nepsotic]

I still don't know what the video is.

[Nate]

Eh. Whatever. OANST can deal with this shit.

*moves*