Remembering shit that makes you audibly laugh

[Slog Bait]

You know those times where you're just sitting there minding your own damn business WHEN SUDDENLY you remember something that happened a long, long time ago that you found particularly hilarious? And then you can't stop snickering to yourself for a good few minutes, or burst into a full on fit of laughter?

Yes. Share those moments. They are great moments. Why, I had one of those moments JUST LAST NIGHT

What a coincidence riiiiight?

I was all comfy and cozy in my bed ready to sleep when I remembered once upon a time when I had first joined this happened. It took me a bit to stop laughing before I finally fell asleep.

[MeechMunchie]

Forum-based or IRL?

I like the rare moments of comaraderie. Can't we all just get along?

[Vyrien]

IRL wise I also had one yesterday, although the actual event happened years ago when I was about 4 or 5.

My Auntie was in Greece and had phoned to speak to my mother, before she hung up my mum passed the phone over to me whereupon I asked her earnestly if she had been making urines, my mother then burst into uncontrollable laughter for a good 10 minutes.

What I actually meant were Urns but as I had only ever seen the word written I had no idea how to correctly pronounce it. I remembered this as I was drinking tea in polite company at my grandmother's and nose-dribbled it all over my lap.

[Wings of Fire]

Forum-based or IRL?

I like the rare moments of comaraderie. Can't we all just get along?

Seeing this makes me feel better about my present self by making me feel worse about my past self. It's a strange temporal kind of schadenfreude.

[OANST]

When I was about 14 I shot my friend in the ass with a bb gun. I was really, really high, and he was sitting on the floor of my living room. For some reason, I got it into my head that I could shoot between the floor and his ass, and have it kind of get wedged there without really shooting him in the ass. So, yeah. I shot him in the ass. I laugh uncontrollably every time I think about this. For many reasons. My own stupidity, the expression on his face, and then how quickly he forgave me with this kind of "Eh, you're high, and a dumb ass" shrug of the shoulders, and never brought it up again when he could have so easily beat my ass over it. That dude was such a nice guy.

[OddYouko]

Some years back a friend of mine told a really stupid joke, which at the time I did not find hilarious at all. Of course it wasn't until two days later, when I was in church with the family that the joke suddenly popped back into my head, and I thought it was the funniest thing in the world.. Its really difficult to keep laughter under control when the entire room is dead quiet too, geez.

[MA]

there's something that always makes me laugh when i think of it. it was on a farm i worked at as a general farmhand (shit-shoveler) right after i left school. anyway one day i had to phone the tractor driver, who was busy buzzing all over the place, and let him know about something (i can't remember what it was now). i phone him up and he answers, but he doesn't sound quite the same, so i say "is that Paul?" and he says "yes, hello."

anyone else would take that as confirmation that it is, in fact, Paul. it isn't an imposter or an MI5 agent. but for some reason i had it in my head that it was actually someone else, just with the same name. of course. so i ask "Paul that works at the farm?" "yes, it's me, what do you want?" "the tractor-driver Paul?" "yes! hello!" then i see an artic tractor pulling into the yard and say "are you turning into the yard now?" "jesus christ, yes!" at which point he just pulled up beside me and opened the door, still on the phone to me.

then i finally told him whatever it was i needed to tell him. i know it was something really mundane, like "the calves need mucking out." he just burst out laughing. i have no idea why i was so convinced i'd gotten the wrong number. he said yes to everything and yet i still didn't believe him until he actually came up to me and said "ITS ME". the fuck was wrong with me.

[Nepsotic]

A YouTube comment that isn't even funny, just made me burst into uncontrollable laughter for godknows why days after I first read it.
"Maxmoefoe is the motherfucking best at prank calls, he makes me piss and shit everywhere, fucking best man. keep up the good work"

[Varrok]

It's probably because you imagined that guy shitting and pissing all over the room he's in while watching whatever it was.

[MA]

i think you're probably right there, Sherlock. i think you're probably right.

[Nate]

It vaguely bothers me that the thread title had to specify 'audibly laugh' because the phrase 'laugh out loud' has become so overused through its acronym that it no longer means 'laugh out loud'.

[MeechMunchie]

AL

[MA]

i'm feeling some kind of emotion. if only i had a relative descriptive internet acronym to portray my feelings in a simple, memorable format.

ha, for the time being.

[Varrok]

i'm feeling some kind of emotion. if only i had a relative descriptive internet acronym to portray my feelings in a simple, memorable format.

ha, for the time being.

I AL'd.

[Nate]

i'm feeling some kind of emotion. if only i had a relative descriptive internet acronym to portray my feelings in a simple, memorable format.

ha, for the time being.

I think you're feeling Mild Amusement.

[MA]

i MA'd.

that just sounds wrong.

[Vyrien]

Sounds like caveman speak for anger.

[Jbot123]

My friends and I have horrible running jokes that we remember at stupid times. We take normal pun jokes and replace the subjects with a type of mexican food. Example: "How much did the enchilada sell his corn for? A buccaneer!" I remember it during a standardized test, of course.

[abe619]

Happens to me every time me, my brother and my cousins have eye contact.
of course "every time" is usually a meeting, funeral, or worse, I can't for the life of me remember anything at the moment, but I do remember us remembering something an uncle of ours did way back in like the 60's, we were remembering it at his funeral of course of all places, but anyway, what happened is that, my grand pa, from my father's side, spent a long time of his life in his villa in the country side with his wife, it's about 31 miles from here to there, and my uncle loved driving and traveling, etc, so he used to travel between Cairo and there alot on his own, thing is back then needless to say, cars would break down often, luckily there were alot of mechanics on the road, so he'd always fix it whenever it happens on the go and he'd continue traveling, the problem was that he was so used to traveling alone, that one time not long after he got married, he was taking his wife with him to grand pa's, the car broke down of course, and while the mechanic and my uncle were fixing the car together (yes he loved cars that much), his wife went outside and sat on a nearby chair at the mechanics till she could go in again, as soon as they managed to get it running, my uncle being so used to traveling alone, he jumped in and drove off to grand pa's, he didn't even remember till he arrived and my grand pa was like "Woah! where's your wife?!" and he drove all the way back to pick her up.

E: yes I have an obsession with details.

[Jbot123]

Whenever someone leaves dog shit on the sidewalk (or in some chili, safety tested beforehand), I ask whoever's with me if they know which breed of dog it's from. They say no, and I look at them and shake my head and say "I was afraid of that, you don't know shit." It's fucking priceless and I didn't even come up with it.

[Job McYossie]

A friend and myself usually have a running joke for the day, that is different everyday. One day, the joke was to randomly quote from the original Steins;Gate anime "I am mad scientist. It's so coo! Sunovabitch." We'd, throughout the day, look at each other, then quote it at the same time. So we were in writing class while everyone was silent (writing I presume) when I look over at him and just start laughing. And when I start laughing, I usually don't stop for the next 15 minutes. So everyone keeps looking at me periodicly. It was awkward. It was also pretty funny.

[MA]

I can't for the life of me remember anything at the moment, but I do remember us remembering something an uncle of ours did way back in like the 60's, we were remembering it at his funeral of course of all places, but anyway, what happened is that, my grand pa, from my father's side, spent a long time of his life in his villa in the country side with his wife, it's about 31 miles from here to there, and my uncle loved driving and traveling, etc, so he used to travel between Cairo and there alot on his own, thing is back then needless to say, cars would break down often, luckily there were alot of mechanics on the road, so he'd always fix it whenever it happens on the go and he'd continue traveling, the problem was that he was so used to traveling alone, that one time not long after he got married, he was taking his wife with him to grand pa's, the car broke down of course, and while the mechanic and my uncle were fixing the car together (yes he loved cars that much), his wife went outside and sat on a nearby chair at the mechanics till she could go in again, as soon as they managed to get it running, my uncle being so used to traveling alone, he jumped in and drove off to grand pa's, he didn't even remember till he arrived and my grand pa was like "Woah! where's your wife?!" and he drove all the way back to pick her up.

E: yes I have an obsession with details.

fucking brilliant. "dad i'm here from Cairo OH SHIT THE WIFE"