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Misappropriated quotes.

The joke structure is:

-Fumbled up quote that means roughly the same thing, like someone going from a bad memory

-Misidentified character based off their appearance, a corruption of their name or the wrong name entirely

-Misidentified game based off what you do, or a corruption of its title, or the wrong name entirely


I.E.

I'd rather chop off my Ding Dong than admit booze ain't food!, Murderface, Metalocalypse.

Becomes...

I would rather take off my wingding than admit beer isn't a snack!

Killhead, Metalmageddon
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"Religion is bullshit."
-George Carlin

"Organzied practices and rituals based around a single belief or idea is excrement of bovine males."
-God-hating Heathen


Leto had a pretty good one in his sig. It gave a laugh to a friend of mine when he saw it in my away message.
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"Religion is bullshit."
-George Carlin

"Organzied practices and rituals based around a single belief or idea is excrement of bovine males."
-God-hating Heathen


Leto had a pretty good one in his sig. It gave a laugh to a friend of mine when he saw it in my away message.
Ehhh, you aren't supposed to overcomplicate it, and let's face it, some quotes don't work.
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ONLY DO IT LIKE HE DID IT ONLY DO IT LIKE THAT

"I don't really understand this thread."

becomes

"Matt don't really get this thread."
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ONLY DO IT LIKE HE DID IT ONLY DO IT LIKE THAT

"I don't really understand this thread."

becomes

"Matt don't really get this thread."
It'll be like the 'combine 2 things' thread, you'll get it eventually.
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07-08-2008, 04:44 PM
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I'd like to point to MeechShrykull1029's sig for a wonderfully blatant misappropriated misquote.
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"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."
- Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player


"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota.

"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

"Permitted vehicles not allowed."
- Road sign on US 27


"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
- Terry Venables

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon."
- Detroit Daily News

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel

LOL.

- Rexy
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"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"I know it's hard to put food on your family."

"I like my buddies from West Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them when I was middle aged, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president."

"For every fatal shootin' in America, there are 3 nonfatal shootings. And folks, this is unacceptable."

"Border relations between Mexico and Canada have never been better"

"They misunderestimated me."

"I heard somebody say, 'Where's Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas."

"Removing Saddam Hussein was the right decision early in my presidency, it is the right decision now, and it will be the right decision ever."

"One of the great things about books is, sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

"It isn't the pollution that is harming our environments. It is the impurities in our water and air that are doing it."

"I know that the human being and the fish can coexist."

"It is my job to do my job."

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions."

"I've got God's shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job."

"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah."

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."

"I'm going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I'm smart on the subject."

"And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place."

"I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president."

"I hear there's rumors on the internets."

-George W. Bush
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I have a book of those Bushisms, I'll dig some out:

"I think war is a dangerous place"

"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things."

"It is now time for the human race to enter the solar system." (makes sense in a way, but sounds daft)

"And there's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail."

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."

"I understand small business growth. I was one."

"I'm the master of low expectations."

"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, DC is close to California."

"I know something about being a government. And you've got a good one."

"I think we agree, the past is over."

"The reason I believe in a large tax cut is because it's what I believe."

"America better beware of a candidate who is willing to stretch reality in order to win points."

"There's a huge trust. I see it all the time when people come up to me and say 'I don't want you to let me down again'."


I could use more, but there's too many gems to list them all.
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Next person to quote Bush gets an infraction.

For one thing, many of those quotes are made up. For another, they're completely missing Kastere's point.
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I think everyone's missed Kastere's point.
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YOU STUPID FAT IDIOTS
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