"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
"I know it's hard to put food on your family."
"I like my buddies from West Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them when I was middle aged, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president."
"For every fatal shootin' in America, there are 3 nonfatal shootings. And folks, this is unacceptable."
"Border relations between Mexico and Canada have never been better"
"They misunderestimated me."
"I heard somebody say, 'Where's Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas."
"Removing Saddam Hussein was the right decision early in my presidency, it is the right decision now, and it will be the right decision ever."
"One of the great things about books is, sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
"It isn't the pollution that is harming our environments. It is the impurities in our water and air that are doing it."
"I know that the human being and the fish can coexist."
"It is my job to do my job."
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions."
"I've got God's shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job."
"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah."
"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."
"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
"I'm going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I'm smart on the subject."
"And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place."
"I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president."
"I hear there's rumors on the internets."
-George W. Bush
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