...Bubba the Beaver. He was so ashamed of his name because he was a hippo and his name is Bubba the Beaver! He's not a beaver, so he commited suicide in front of all the angry parents, so they were angered some more and...
...all about POP, so then the kids of the angry parents make a new chanel called "Piss on Parents"! where kids bring there parents on the show and pee on them! So POP and POP then decided to merge to be called POPOPOP! So then...
... the people with debt went out, found him and shot him! Then Someone all the way across the world was doing a voodoo spell to bring back John the Cow! So when he was done John the Cow was alive! Yippie! So then...
...Whinnie the Pooh and friends decided to give him a "Welcome back to the Neighbourhood" party where
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A colony of termites ate the Winnie the Pooh beast and then they all had a sweet party at the Oddworld forums and the forumers said that Oddchat was notheing more than a....
.....old and not so tasy invoked the new demonic side of john the cow who then slaughtered winnie and the whole gang. Afterwards he dug up the body of barbara Streisand and....
.... their chase depended on the next clue on the radio, where it was reported that the world was swarming with deadly happy meal kids. This meant that...
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.....bring condems! Some people got sooooo drunk that they had sex with tinky winky! One woman alone got impregnated by the purple freak. This womans name was.....
Mrs Spice Girls. Shock horror, no one anticipated such a horrendous birth as the Spice Girls, something had to be done...
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