Are you a Virgin? -

Strike Witch · #**241** 03-21-2009, 07:37 PM

But of course.

it was the old slumber party dealie, only it was with a bunch of male nerds and two other geeky girls. We got together at this Hikikomori's place for a lan party and movies. It was about 2:30 right, and there was this girl I liked. She said that it was late and that she was gonna go to have a shower. I made a move and headed around the back route and hid in the bathroom first. she comes in, locks the door, turns the shower on, I surprise her from behind, and then...one thing lead to another. They came looking for us half-an-hour later.

***Nate*** · #**242** 03-21-2009, 09:10 PM

That last sentence was a poor choice of words.

Strike Witch · #**243** 03-21-2009, 09:14 PM

Deliberate.

Wings of Fire · #**244** 03-21-2009, 09:21 PM

I'd certainly come looking for lesbians in a shower.

Anonyman! · #**245** 03-21-2009, 09:42 PM

Did you know she a lezzie beforehand? Probably.
Why do I answer questions like that? I don't know.

That was pitiful.

Pilot · #**246** 03-21-2009, 10:17 PM

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But of course.

it was the old slumber party dealie, only it was with a bunch of male nerds and two other geeky girls. We got together at this Hikikomori's place for a lan party and movies. It was about 2:30 right, and there was this girl I liked. She said that it was late and that she was gonna go to have a shower. I made a move and headed around the back route and hid in the bathroom first. she comes in, locks the door, turns the shower on, I surprise her from behind, and then...one thing lead to another. They came looking for us half-an-hour later.

Why do I never get that lucky? Prolly because I never do sleepovers. Kinda old for that.

Good call on the "get-to-the-bathroom-before-the-other-chick-does move."

Strike Witch · #**247** 03-21-2009, 10:37 PM

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Did you know she a lezzie beforehand? Probably.
Why do I answer questions like that? I don't know.

That was pitiful.

Nope. I took a chance!
And reached for her pants!

Pilot · #**248** 03-21-2009, 10:38 PM

Post a picture of your face and I'll 'imagineer' the bathroom scene with you reaching for her pants. I'll find some random chicky looking soused and paste her in there with ya.

***Nate*** · #**249** 03-21-2009, 10:45 PM

How 'bout Noooooooo.

Pilot · #**250** 03-21-2009, 10:50 PM

I was thinking something along the lines of not being able to see anything below the chest except for a manic wide eyed look on her face looking down and a crazy wicked smile.

mitsur · #**251** 03-22-2009, 12:03 AM

Why do you do this Ghost.

Lesbians. In the shower.

Strike Witch · #**252** 03-22-2009, 12:22 AM

She hadn't actually got in yet.

nor taken her clothes off.

Anonyman! · #**253** 03-22-2009, 12:49 PM

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Nope. I took a chance!
And reached for her pants!

Oh. Congratulations on that.

Havoc · #**254** 03-22-2009, 12:55 PM

Yay for graphic depictions of sexual encounters featuring two females in a shower!

Strike Witch · #**255** 03-22-2009, 01:46 PM

It wasn't really graphic...or the most talked-about thing at the party.

I was playing a LAN game of Dawn of War and losing, and I turned around once to tell these two guys to shut up...and promptly found out they were gay.

from memory:

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MissileWrack: hay marcus
Mauler: wat
MissileWrack: timeout. theres two guys makin out in here
Mauler: *can hear him laughing in the other room*
Mauler: lol just deal with it

Havoc · #**256** 03-22-2009, 02:08 PM

Wait this was all at the same party?

Strike Witch · #**257** 03-22-2009, 03:25 PM

Yes. Yes it was.

Havoc · #**258** 03-22-2009, 04:27 PM

What kind of parties do you attend... O_o

Strike Witch · #**259** 03-22-2009, 04:35 PM

LAN parties.

Anonyman! · #**260** 03-22-2009, 06:56 PM

And yet, none of this surprises me. I am way too desensitized.

Pilot · #**261** 03-22-2009, 07:16 PM

Sounds more like a LAN Orgy. Jesus.

mitsur · #**262** 03-22-2009, 07:26 PM

Still a virgin. Still one of those people who makes up excuses for not asking out the girl I want. (she's already taken, you don't have a car, get some money first)

Wings of Fire · #**263** 03-22-2009, 07:33 PM

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Sounds more like a LAN Orgy. Jesus.

You really would be gobsmacked at some of the hardcore parties true geeks get up to. Being a member of the geeky University Union opens your eyes to what the jocks are missing.

Havoc · #**264** 03-23-2009, 07:54 AM

Wait, geeks get to have sex during their computer parties? Why was I never informed of this?!

Edit: Then again one could argue most geeky females are to ugly to fuck in the first place.

Hobo · #**265** 03-23-2009, 10:28 AM

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Wait, geeks get to have sex during their computer parties? Why was I never informed of this?!

Edit: Then again one could argue most geeky females are to ugly to fuck in the first place.

You have clearly never actually met any real women have you? Geeky women can most definitely be hot.

Havoc · #**266** 03-23-2009, 11:28 AM

No, no, no. Geek is just as much of a visual describer as hot. But the two hardly ever combine, l assure you. If you think otherwise you have low standards.

I have been two lan parties and for the love of god there were no hot geeks there. The only hot females there were the booth babes from the company that sponsored the lan party and needless to say that booth was crowded pretty much all the time.

Wings of Fire · #**267** 03-23-2009, 11:38 AM

I repeat Charlie's opinion, and I go to a swordfighting club, occasionally play D&D and have LARPed once. Geek girls can most certainly be hot if they're not members of some damn fool feminist society that prohibits attractiveness.

Havoc · #**268** 03-23-2009, 11:57 AM

Oh wait, I see the problem. Hobo and you are both from Britain where it is common fact that the percentage of hot girls is somewhere around 0.002%. It is because you live in that country that you do not have an accurate feeling for what is deemed 'hot' for normal guy standards.

What you people perceive as 'hot', anyone else in the world will most likely perceive as 'just barely doable'.

Yay stereotypes

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Mac Sirloin · #**269** 03-23-2009, 12:44 PM

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Edit: Then again one could argue most geeky females are to ugly to fuck in the first place.

HA!

HA! HA! HA!

***Alcar*** · #**270** 03-23-2009, 03:24 PM

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Oh wait, I see the problem. Hobo and you are both from Britain where it is common fact that the percentage of hot girls is somewhere around 0.002%. It is because you live in that country that you do not have an accurate feeling for what is deemed 'hot' for normal guy standards.

What you people perceive as 'hot', anyone else in the world will most likely perceive as 'just barely doable'.

Yay stereotypes

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I didn't meet many women who were actually British (most of my females friends were from other countries). However, I can confirm that the males were smoking hot.

Alcar...