Stupid answers for stupid questions -

moxco · #**241** 02-19-2007, 09:03 PM

your IMAGINING IT.
Why should Alf Rise?

snuzi · #**242** 02-19-2007, 09:46 PM

A: Because he has the ability to do so.

Q: Battle Royale?

Alf Shall Rise · #**243** 02-20-2007, 09:20 AM

No. Team Battle!

Does this question have more than 20 characters?

moxco · #**244** 02-20-2007, 09:54 AM

A.Nope its only got for Homer Bart Lisa and Marge.
Q.Why do I even bother doing this.

Alf Shall Rise · #**245** 02-20-2007, 10:18 AM

Cuz you have no life.

How come MoxCo. forgot to put a question mark at the end of his question?

moxco · #**246** 02-20-2007, 10:32 AM

A. because Im lazy.
Q. how come this has?

Alf Shall Rise · #**247** 02-20-2007, 11:02 AM

Cuz it can.

Why? Just....WHY?!

snuzi · #**248** 02-20-2007, 11:15 AM

A; Because...just BECAUSE!

Q: Oddjob, yes?

Patrick Vykkers · #**249** 02-20-2007, 02:34 PM

A:OH REARRY?
Q: What would happen if the Covenant (Halo) met the Tau (Warhammer 40000)?

snuzi · #**250** 02-20-2007, 04:08 PM

A. I have absolutely no idea.

Q: What would happen if I actually knew?

Arxryl · #**251** 02-20-2007, 05:48 PM

Well, no one can say for sure, but scientists have theories that state you never should...

Augh... why is my computer so frikken retarded?! Gah...

Alf Shall Rise · #**252** 02-20-2007, 07:47 PM

I dunno.

Is it eMachines?

E'l Scrabino · #**253** 02-20-2007, 08:39 PM

No it's a potato marked with red oranges.

Ok then?

Nemo · #**254** 02-20-2007, 08:49 PM

No.

Why must Stupid Fat Hobbitses learn to dislike raw fish?

Arxryl · #**255** 02-21-2007, 05:17 AM

'Cause otherwise there'd be no more fishies for poor ol' Smeagol.

Who cares?

snuzi · #**256** 02-21-2007, 09:11 AM

A: Very few of us.

Q: If you carried dozens of cell phones in your pocket, would the radiation kill you eventually?

Alf Shall Rise · #**257** 02-21-2007, 09:28 AM

Not if he's republican.

How come I can't think of a question?

Patrick Vykkers · #**258** 02-21-2007, 10:46 AM

A: Because Israel broke my arm.
Q: How many liberals does it take to act effectively in the War on Terror?

snuzi · #**259** 02-21-2007, 02:35 PM

A: Just one.

Q: If milk and cookies were poisonous, would you still eat them?

Alf Shall Rise · #**260** 02-21-2007, 06:18 PM

Yea, now that I know I'm gonna die.

If a chicken had lips...could it whistle?

snuzi · #**261** 02-21-2007, 07:02 PM

A: Nothing's impossible, I suppose.

Q: Nature or nurture?

moxco · #**262** 02-22-2007, 12:59 AM

A. nuartaure.
Q. How com mullock is a glukkon?

Alf Shall Rise · #**263** 02-22-2007, 06:54 AM

Because he parents were glukkons.

What in God's name is THAT?

snuzi · #**264** 02-22-2007, 01:12 PM

A: That, is a word, usually used to refer to something.

Q: Why do I even bother?

Arxryl · #**265** 02-22-2007, 04:52 PM

Well, if the word bother somewhat relates to brother, and brother rhymes with another, and another means someone other than whom you are with, and you aren't with me right now than it must relate to you!

If a locker slams shut in a hallway, will anyone rightfully give a Fack?

snuzi · #**266** 02-22-2007, 05:31 PM

A: Only if a student's head miraculously finds it's way in between the locker and it's door.

Q: Why does this alf_shall_rise fellow change his avatar on a daily basis?

Alf Shall Rise · #**267** 02-22-2007, 06:12 PM

There are things in life that people shouldn't know.

May I?

Arxryl · #**268** 02-23-2007, 06:40 AM

Seeing as you've used the proper barbaric way of doing it, be my guest...

Say I went to the Caribbean for a few weeks, come back and nothing has changed. Why would that be?

Slaveless · #**269** 02-23-2007, 06:53 AM

Because there is no such place as the Caribbean, and you have to take therapy to remember if weeks really did go by in your imaginary place.

If the teletubbies made a marathon on Comedy Central, would adults become fans?

Arxryl · #**270** 02-23-2007, 10:29 AM

Yes, and in due time, teletubbies would take over television as we know it and re-form it to their liking... Tubby-vision...

Are you implying something?