Bitchiness Thread

[Voodoo Hand]

I hate people who say "Samurai sword", and no matter how many times I tell them it's called a Katana, they seem unable to comprehend this and continue to call it a "Samurai sword". How hard is it to learn one word?

How about we call it "a Samurai`s sword" ? Can you live with that ?

I get cranked when someone brakes into a conversation with a comment like,

"Wow, did you see what happened on American Idol last night", or " Do you think xxxxxxxxxx ( one of the a-hole contestant on the show ) will be sent home?"

I think that they should be sent to an institution.

Crap like that makes me want to agree with Havoc !!

This is why I don`t carry a gun.

[Bullet Magnet]

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such chain letters as "The love of your life is just 5 posts away" or "Hey look man, if you don't post this 3 times a ghost is going to stab you". But I'm here today to talk about a serious issue, Sara Gibbs. Who is Sara Gibbs you ask? Well, she is the spirit that is going to appear in your room and steal your soul if you do not post this a couple times reasonably quickly.

Thank God. I'm saved.

[Arxryl]

Well then, I'm going to hell...



I effing hate injuries. Got a muscle strain on my back and it sucks eggs. If I move it at all, it hurts. Oh well, I guess I'll have better posture from now on...

[Rex Tirano]

Dance shows. I hate them.

I went to watch my friend in one yesterday [to show support and whatnot] and it was the most boring thing in the world. It was about 2 and a half hours or people dancing.

Generally really crap dancing.

My friend was amazing though.

- Rexy

[Patrick Vykkers]

I despise health Nazis. Let me be a jolly sack o' flesh in peace, you left-wing-versions of fundie conservatives.

[OddjobAbe]

I hate it when somebody says 'Ohhhh, it's too hot!', and then keep repeating it as if I can do something about it.

[Mutual Friend]

Shut it, Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

I wish I could audio-alise that for your lug 'oles. Heh. I'm actually laughing. Oh ha what a lameo.

Who's a fan of EastEnders?

[Patrick Vykkers]

Well, as a libertarian, I say feel free to bask in your own smug pretentiousness. It's not illegal to hold political opinions to the right of the Noam Chomsky Fan Club. Or to want to have the right to decide my own diet.
EDIT:
Also, am I the only frecking person on Terra who doesn't like Gary Larson's Far Side cartoons? To me, they are about as funny as being castrated with a razor blade while eating an iron boot and walking on hot coals.