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  #241  
04-01-2005, 12:06 PM
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....as hell to the sherrif so God shot him in the face. After a couple of years in the ground....
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04-04-2005, 11:32 PM
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...He decided he slept for a bit too long. So he killed himself. This caused bad vibes in...
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04-05-2005, 12:56 AM
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04-05-2005, 12:18 PM
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...cut it off. He then took his severed ass to the supermarket and...
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04-05-2005, 12:36 PM
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...traded it in for a jar of pickles and...
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04-05-2005, 12:44 PM
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...a packet of sour cream. After spreading this on his genitals he...
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04-05-2005, 12:50 PM
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... exploded with joy, and decide it would be best if he...
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04-05-2005, 02:13 PM
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...ate 100 hershy kisses and jump in a bowl of hot steamy chocolate. so he did and...
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04-05-2005, 11:19 PM
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...drowned, then the guy that found him...
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04-05-2005, 11:25 PM
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china, floating on a buch of banana skins. he then...
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04-06-2005, 07:19 AM
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Um....

...Looked at his wtached that was broken for 5 years then....
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04-06-2005, 07:57 AM
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...He decided that he hated runon sentences. After coming to this revelation the sky opened up to reveal....
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04-06-2005, 08:29 AM
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... A big moon... And it's face... Was his...
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04-06-2005, 10:34 AM
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... middle finger, but he fell, down a...
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04-06-2005, 10:38 AM
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...pile of shit and died. However, he was pregnant, and gave birth to a...
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04-06-2005, 10:45 AM
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... really rich and famous chicken. Because he didn't want the chicken to be rich and famous he...
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04-06-2005, 10:49 AM
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... should be dead. The chicken got capture by these hobos and...
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04-06-2005, 10:50 AM
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...They killed it, and raised it as the almight Zombie Chicken, who's mission was to...
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... to beat the record on eating as many brains as possible in 3 minutes...
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...but it failed, by getting only 2 brains eaten. To punish itself, it decided to...
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04-06-2005, 11:25 AM
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... eat big butts instead...
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04-06-2005, 11:31 AM
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... The evil zombie chicken became very infamous because people didn't liked him for eating butts so they decided to let the evil zombie chicken have a...
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... a small butt instead, but...
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04-06-2005, 11:37 AM
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... since the chicken only ate big butts, he decided to get of the butts and return to...
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04-06-2005, 11:41 AM
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... to the dead guy, and had a plan to...
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04-06-2005, 11:45 AM
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eat brains of the citizens. The citizens grabbed their stuff and moved on to the next city. So the evil zombie chicken lost his job. He decided to...
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...To become a hobo, and...
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04-06-2005, 12:00 PM
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...so he did, but in an oridanry fashion, he decided to...
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04-06-2005, 02:43 PM
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...smell his feet and he did then...
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