Stupid answers for stupid questions -

Paramite of War · #**211** 02-18-2007, 07:41 PM

You Tell Me

Kaka or PooPoo?
(Yay Post Number 40!)

Alf Shall Rise · #**212** 02-18-2007, 07:44 PM

Kaka, its closer to Kakashi!

How old do you think you'll be when you die?

snuzi · #**213** 02-18-2007, 07:45 PM

A: Hundreds of thousands of years old.

Q: Soup or salad?

Alf Shall Rise · #**214** 02-18-2007, 07:50 PM

Soup

How long can you hold your breath?

snuzi · #**215** 02-18-2007, 08:01 PM

A: Approximately one minute and thirty-four seconds.

Q: How could you do something like that!?

Alf Shall Rise · #**216** 02-18-2007, 08:03 PM

I'm ruthless, just try to catch me!

w00t?

Paramite of War · #**217** 02-18-2007, 08:08 PM

Only if it's fresh.

Got Milk?

snuzi · #**218** 02-18-2007, 08:11 PM

A: In the fridge, yes.

Q: I'm only repeating myself, but, wouldja?

Alf Shall Rise · #**219** 02-18-2007, 08:17 PM

Only for moolah.

Mr. Brown can mooo. Can youuuu?

moxco · #**220** 02-18-2007, 11:06 PM

A. Yessssssssssss I caaaaaaaaaaan but Youuuuuuuuuuuu caaaaaaant.
Q. 1 fish, 2 fish, red fish, _______fish. whats the missing word.

snuzi · #**221** 02-19-2007, 01:02 AM

A: I'm stumped.

Q: Are you racist?

Arxryl · #**222** 02-19-2007, 07:00 AM

Yeah. People that are slower than I am deserve my wrath... oh, you dind't mean Raceist.

Why do we always get homework? Gawd...

Alf Shall Rise · #**223** 02-19-2007, 07:18 AM

Well, lets put it this way: if it werent homework, it would be a whipping, my fine lad

Who believes Alf shall take over Earth, as well as Oddworld?

Arxryl · #**224** 02-19-2007, 07:19 AM

the flying monkeys of Uranus.

What do you mean?!

Paramite of War · #**225** 02-19-2007, 07:35 AM

What don't I mean!

2+2=

Alf Shall Rise · #**226** 02-19-2007, 07:37 AM

My age, seven years ago.

Can you calculate my age?

moxco · #**227** 02-19-2007, 09:58 AM

A.99+11+33+12-144=your age.
Q. Uranus has a big dimond in it. are you going to get it out.
w00t 300post.

Alf Shall Rise · #**228** 02-19-2007, 10:08 AM

No.

Blah?

Slaveless · #**229** 02-19-2007, 10:42 AM

Only if it is timed right.

Can monkeys develop an orb that let's them reproduce through budding?

Alf Shall Rise · #**230** 02-19-2007, 11:15 AM

No.

Does anyone care that I'll be leaving to play Twilight Princess?

Arxryl · #**231** 02-19-2007, 11:48 AM

Of course we won't as that is what we will be doing as well!

You don't care if I eat this, do you?
( 1074 post. w00t?)

Alf Shall Rise · #**232** 02-19-2007, 04:58 PM

of course not

Why?

Arxryl · #**233** 02-19-2007, 05:02 PM

oh... no reason.

When the world ends, where will you be?

Alf Shall Rise · #**234** 02-19-2007, 05:04 PM

Hell.

Quote message in reply?

snuzi · #**235** 02-19-2007, 07:40 PM

A:

:

Hell.

Quote message in reply?

Q: Why must you taunt me?

Alf Shall Rise · #**236** 02-19-2007, 07:44 PM

Cuz it's the circle of life.

What about the square of life?

snuzi · #**237** 02-19-2007, 07:46 PM

A: Everyone's a square, maaaaaaan.

Q: If you were dead, and no one mourned your death, would you come back from the dead to remind everyone of your existance?

Alf Shall Rise · #**238** 02-19-2007, 07:48 PM

Even if they did I would love scaring people.

Huh? Who?

snuzi · #**239** 02-19-2007, 07:50 PM

A: Me. You.

Q: You got any of them, uh, french fry p'taters?

Alf Shall Rise · #**240** 02-19-2007, 07:53 PM

Just ate em all up.

How come theres a black figure behind me thats walking towards me very slowly with red eyes and I heard child laughter?