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10-17-2006, 06:58 PM
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*Falls over laughing* These are...LMAO!!

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At the end of SW, Stranger is seen holding up Sekto's body.
The grubbs: Food! Food! Food!
Stranger: Wha-?
Grubb: Calamari, steef dude!
Grubbs: *Resume chanting "Food"*
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10-19-2006, 10:37 AM
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Hahaha!

That's also a funny idea!
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10-22-2006, 02:24 AM
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LOL, Calamari!


AO- good ending:

Bigface and the other mudokons celebrate Abe, their hero. Abe didn't get it for a moment, then he starts to smile.
Then he passes some gas... but it sounds longer than it should...!
Lorne: "Okay, okay! It's enough now! Don't overdo it, Abe!"
Abe (still farting): "I can't help it! I don't do it on purpose! I swear!"
*Still farting and its sound becomes more disgusting*
Abe blushes. Then he runs away.
Abe: "I really think I have to use the next bath room!! Now!!!"
Lorne slaps his forehead.
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10-22-2006, 08:17 AM
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LOL, Calamari!


AO- good ending:

Bigface and the other mudokons celebrate Abe, their hero. Abe didn't get it for a moment, then he starts to smile.
Then he passes some gas... but it sounds longer than it should...!
Lorne: "Okay, okay! It's enough now! Don't overdo it, Abe!"
Abe (still farting): "I can't help it! I don't do it on purpose! I swear!"
*Still farting and its sound becomes more disgusting*
Abe blushes. Then he runs away.
Abe: "I really think I have to use the next bath room!! Now!!!"
Lorne slaps his forehead.
Tank you. ^^

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*falls over laughing* POOR ABE!! XD LOL
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10-22-2006, 09:44 AM
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XD That blooper was hilarious, Stranger's Maid!

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10-23-2006, 02:45 AM
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Lol! That was pretty embarrassing!
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10-23-2006, 09:51 PM
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Abe's Exoddus, where he's listening in on the conversation about tears in Soulstorm Brewery.

While sneaking around, he accidentally farts. The sligs hear him, and shoot.
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10-23-2006, 10:16 PM
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During a (possible) version of Munch's Oddysee with Mollucks trial in it:
Judge: Hear ye, hear ye! The jury has reached its verdict! And it is..
{Drum Roll}
Judge & Jury: Guilty!
Judge: Henceforth, the sentence shall be passed! Defendant, you are convicted of massive tax fraud, insurance fraud, stealing your employees retirement money, and obstruction of justice. How do you plead?
Defendant: *Oh what the hell...* Guilty!
Judge: In that case, I sentence you, Jeffrey Skilling, to..
{Muffled laughing is heard in the background}
Judge:*Jeffrey Skilling?* Oh, very funny guys, pulling a prank like that. Very funny. Now can we get back to filming? I need to help my brother out of this situation. Seems he sent inappropriate messages to Interns.
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10-24-2006, 01:39 AM
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*falls over laughing* POOR ABE!! XD LOL
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XD That blooper was hilarious, Stranger's Maid!
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Lol! That was pretty embarrassing!
Thank you!

(I never thought it would be that funny)
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10-25-2006, 11:53 AM
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I have no comical bloopers to add, I only say: This topic is STILL going? I am simply amazed. I'll try and use my battered creativity part of my brain to come up with some material pronto.
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10-26-2006, 01:36 AM
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This thread IS an amazing idea. I really enjoy it, to read that funny stuff.
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10-26-2006, 06:18 AM
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Same here. I also had fun to think the worst bloopers up.
Now I still think about more of them...
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10-27-2006, 02:33 AM
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*can't remember where but...*

Abe: Why me?
Ghost mudokon(I think): Because you touch yourself at night.

(lol, family guy ftw)
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10-27-2006, 05:58 AM
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Okay, i think i'll have a try :P

After escaping from Rupture farms and through the stockyards, Abe stands at the edge of a cliff and looks suprisingly into the sky... And sees nothing.

- take 2 -

When running towards the Monsaic Temple in awe... Abe is attackd by the oncoming bats.

- take 3 -

After Struggling through the dangerous outland of the scrabanian desert, Abe returns to Big Face when given a tatoo... A promotional tatoo advertising Rupture Farms scrab cakes! 'Whoops, Wrong Guy...'

- Take 4 -

When heading to necrum burial grounds, the mudokuns begin to lose hope. Until abe finds a bone 'Its a bone..' 'Uh no, ha yeah, uh, thats mine Abe'

- Take 5 -

'PUMP EET UPPP!!!' Screams a Glukkon... 'Im Tryin'!' Replies a slig as he pumps up his inflatable rubber ring.
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10-27-2006, 08:43 PM
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I like your 3rd one!!!
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10-29-2006, 07:38 AM
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Take 2 was a very funny image for me!
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10-29-2006, 07:05 PM
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I only say: This topic is STILL going? I am simply amazed.
I know I never thought that my bloopers topic would make it this long! We should have it stickied. But yeah, it's great keep coming up with more, guys, I love 'em!

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This thread IS an amazing idea. I really enjoy it, to read that funny stuff.
Thanks, man


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- take 3 -
After Struggling through the dangerous outland of the scrabanian desert, Abe returns to Big Face when given a tatoo... A promotional tatoo advertising Rupture Farms scrab cakes! 'Whoops, Wrong Guy...'
Ha, that was great
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11-02-2006, 05:53 AM
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AE:

Abe: "Guys..uh, weirdos..whatever you are! Did you know that the glukkons are using your bones to make soulstorm brew?"
Mudokon spirit: "Of course we knew. That's why we... wait a second! How did you call us?"
Second mudokon spirit: "I think Abe called us weirdos...!"
Third mudokon spirit: "Weirdos? Weir-dos??"
Abe: "Uuuuuhh... I meant..."
Second mudokons spirit: "So... you call us weirdos!"
The mudokon spirits crack their knuckles.
Third mudokon: "That wasn't nice, man...!"
First mudokon spirit: "It wasn't at all!"
Second mudokon yells: "Get him!!!"
And they knock Abe around.
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11-02-2006, 11:23 AM
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ha ha ha .... abe getting beaten up by ghosts. now that's funny
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11-03-2006, 04:08 AM
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ROTF! That was one of the funniest images for me! I never thought spirits can be so touchy.
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11-03-2006, 10:42 PM
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Lulu is traveling to the auction on his blimp. He is about to begin gazing at the camera when a Slig knocks him over and shouts at the camera
"We got fleeches, fleeches on a mother *bleep*ing blimp!"
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11-04-2006, 08:13 AM
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That one was really funny!
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Stranger: The de-pantsing.

His clothes and boots fall off. A long tongue curls out tentatively from one.

Stranger (doing his world-famous Tom Hanks impression): "There's a fleech in my boot!"
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11-04-2006, 01:46 PM
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SW:
Sekto: "You're telling me you have a steef head?"
Stranger: "Maybe I know where I find one... for a ticket to disneyland."
I always fancy that like this:







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11-04-2006, 05:29 PM
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Lulu is traveling to the auction on his blimp. He is about to begin gazing at the camera when a Slig knocks him over and shouts at the camera
"We got fleeches, fleeches on a mother *bleep*ing blimp!"
I already did a Snakes on a Plane one. That said, yours is way better.
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11-05-2006, 04:46 AM
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"You're supposed to be the big bad bounty hunter, figure it out!"

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heh heh heh. htose are some funny ones!

SW: in front of the dam.

Stranger walks up to the front of the dam and looks around. He notices something over to the side of the dam and reads a small sign on top of a shack out loud.
"The Dam Store. Best Dam store located near a dam site.... Aw man. That's the worst dam joke I've ever seen."
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11-06-2006, 10:11 PM
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Dam, that was good...
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Ahahaha!! Good one!
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