Calling all habitual spammers! -

Al the Glukkon · #**211** 08-09-2004, 12:04 PM

Thats sad.my old dog died when I was seven. They had to kill her because she got sick, and the only cat my dad wasn't allergic to died of cancer.

Cyber-Slig · #**212** 08-09-2004, 12:06 PM

Lets all get doggie hugs now

my dogs about 10 years old.I think shes miserable though

***Nate*** · #**213** 08-09-2004, 01:10 PM

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they could just be haemorrhoids... mmm tasty, a mess of 'roids

...and if anyone gets that quote I will be mightily impressed.

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must know must find out must know must find out must know must find out must know..... ad nausiem!

well if you insist...

There used to be an extremely popular radio show here called Martin/Molloy that made fart jokes classy again. They also put out 3 double CDs of their best bits. On one of them (I think it was the one called 'Poop Chute') they had a track called 'Two Fat Bastards' which was their version of the Two Fat Ladies cooking show. Lets just say they cooked a lot of beans and then used the [ahem] aftereffects to steam a fresh cod in one of the guy's pants. Unfortunately for him the fish was a bit too fresh and took a munch out of his haemorrhoids (aka 'windchimes'). To make up for it they decided to deep fry what was left and thus produce "A mess of 'roids".

I'm glad this is the spam thread. It makes life so much easier

sligster · #**214** 08-09-2004, 01:14 PM

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well if you insist...

There used to be an extremely popular radio show here called Martin/Molloy that made fart jokes classy again. They also put out 3 double CDs of their best bits. On one of them (I think it was the one called 'Poop Chute') they had a track called 'Two Fat Bastards' which was their version of the Two Fat Ladies cooking show. Lets just say they cooked a lot of beans and then used the [ahem] aftereffects to steam a fresh cod in one of the guy's pants. Unfortunately for him the fish was a bit too fresh and took a munch out of his haemorrhoids (aka 'windchimes'). To make up for it they decided to deep fry what was left and thus produce "A mess of 'roids".

I'm glad this is the spam thread. It makes life so much easier

wow...........

Cyber-Slig · #**215** 08-09-2004, 01:15 PM

I dont like spam.The meat of it just dosnt do me.I prefer cooked chicken

sligster · #**216** 08-09-2004, 01:17 PM

spam = spicey ham. it yummy on white bread.

Cyber-Slig · #**217** 08-09-2004, 01:30 PM

Dont spam about SPAM on this forum sonny!hey wait its the spam forum so go on spam about SPAM all you like my young spammer....and eat some SPAM while youre at it

***Nate*** · #**218** 08-09-2004, 01:37 PM

I thought spam was Spiced Ham, not spicey.

I heard the spam corporation is trying to sue anyone who uses the word to describe unwanted email/posts. So everyone who posts in this thread is in a lot of trouble.

sligster · #**219** 08-09-2004, 01:38 PM

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I thought spam was Spiced Ham, not spicey.

whatever.........

Cyber-Slig · #**220** 08-09-2004, 01:39 PM

That is spam ...oh I said it...im spamming again....I have to pay a £1000000 fine...

the brew master · #**221** 08-09-2004, 02:35 PM

shit.......i had to pay like double that for a drink when i was overseas........

Sekto Springs · #**222** 08-09-2004, 03:45 PM

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Erm...yeah. How does Vash incorporate with your post? Oh that's right, this is the spam thread. Excuse me while I go strangle myself with a thong and/or an object resembling one.

Mmmm, chicken.

sligster · #**223** 08-09-2004, 04:23 PM

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Erm...yeah. How does Vash incorporate with your post? Oh that's right, this is the spam thread. Excuse me while I go strangle myself with a thong and/or an object resembling one.

Mmmm, chicken.

VASH T3H STAMPEDE PWNS JOO

Sekto Springs · #**224** 08-09-2004, 04:29 PM

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VASH T3H STAMPEDE PWNS JOO

Stop typing like that.

Cyber-Slig · #**225** 08-09-2004, 04:44 PM

Y3s 1t 1s v3ry g4y

sligster · #**226** 08-09-2004, 04:54 PM

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Y3s 1t 1s v3ry g4y

g4y my @$$. 1t pwnz

Cyber-Slig · #**227** 08-09-2004, 05:02 PM

Y0u w1sh.....

sligster · #**228** 08-09-2004, 05:33 PM

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Y0u w1sh.....

1 w1$|-| m4nY Th1ngz.....

***Nate*** · #**229** 08-09-2004, 07:24 PM

typing in leet is the most un-leetish thing you can do. Only horny little try-hard geek-boys still do it.

sligster · #**230** 08-09-2004, 07:30 PM

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typing in leet is the most un-leetish thing you can do. Only horny little try-hard geek-boys still do it.

1337 PWNZ J00

***Nate*** · #**231** 08-09-2004, 07:44 PM

this is all I need to say...

sligster · #**232** 08-09-2004, 08:08 PM

ClaireBear · #**233** 08-09-2004, 09:55 PM

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well if you insist...

There used to be an extremely popular radio show here called Martin/Molloy that made fart jokes classy again. They also put out 3 double CDs of their best bits. On one of them (I think it was the one called 'Poop Chute') they had a track called 'Two Fat Bastards' which was their version of the Two Fat Ladies cooking show. Lets just say they cooked a lot of beans and then used the [ahem] aftereffects to steam a fresh cod in one of the guy's pants. Unfortunately for him the fish was a bit too fresh and took a munch out of his haemorrhoids (aka 'windchimes'). To make up for it they decided to deep fry what was left and thus produce "A mess of 'roids".

I'm glad this is the spam thread. It makes life so much easier

I loooooove Australian national humour... its so?... so?... so... classy!

I really have heard the expression... but then I frequent a lot of Comedy clubs and open mike nights it may have travelled over with a budding new aussie comedian.

oh and guys... although this IS the "chopped pork tinned product" thread (phew! do you think they saw that?

) can we not do the whole leech/meech/ aka BOLLOCKS typing thing... I can't understand what the fook you're on about!

Cheers for the co-operation! I just don't want to miss out on any of the jokes!

Cyber-Slig · #**234** 08-10-2004, 04:17 AM

Hah NDW I saw that picture.I was gonna make it an avatar but thought ''Nah'' I have a pic of the ORIGANAL version.

Al the Glukkon · #**235** 08-10-2004, 11:04 AM

Spam spam eggs and spam!

Cyber-Slig · #**236** 08-10-2004, 11:08 AM

Whos Vash The stampede?Never heard of em

Al the Glukkon · #**237** 08-10-2004, 11:12 AM

He's from a anime show that they now air on Adult Swim. Every Saturday at 1:30!(advertising is evil

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Cyber-Slig · #**238** 08-10-2004, 11:15 AM

Sorry im in britian.But while on holiday to florida the second time I do remember that adult swim thing.I found it after flciking through boring channels of news , baseball and american football I saw courage the cowardly dog.Just watched it in my room andadult swim came on.I never saw that vash the stampede thing though

Al the Glukkon · #**239** 08-10-2004, 11:49 AM

Well it's basically a futuristic western with a guy named Vash the Stampede. Everyone wants to kill him because he has a $60,000,000,000 bounty on his head even though he doesn't remember doing anything bad.(I havn't seen all the episodes yet though)

Cyber-Slig · #**240** 08-10-2004, 12:07 PM

hmm.....well thats allot of cash..Im no big fan of anime though...Oh well lets spam about something else...Any1 like warhammer or warhammer 40k?