So, here's my newest theory, ahem, i think it's good. But that's because i rawwwk -
It's mainly to do with the Lower classes [I.E - Townies, Chavs, Wigga's etc] but i think that we should castrate them from birth. Because, let's face it, what are the cretinous Bag of Pig scrotums doing?! They're giving decent teenagers a bad name, that's what!
The Government/Media has a tendency to focus on these foul, low beasts of harassment when doing research on under age sex. And by "under age" i mean 10 year olds. They then paint all teenagers with the same brush, calling us all because we're all apparently having sex too early, when really the evolved teenagers are having it at a perfectly reasonable age, and it's the lowers who are having it at a time when they should be talking about Pokémon.
They then get pregnant, because they're idioctically young, and by the age of 18, they already have 5 children. And, chances are, they've married a Kosovan [this applies mainly to the Townies in the UK], who, chances are, is violent and brings all his sodding Asian family over here [and lets face it, that kind have big families] and this then creates Racial tension. Not only among Whites and Asians. But Blacks and Asians. And Asians and Asians.
So, here's my ploy - all teenage Townies [and their babies] - Castrate them. Let them go around screwing, hopefully they'll contract AIDS and wipe themselves out. However, we should castrate them, but keep their reproductive organs [semen, eggs etc] in storeage. So that if in the event they actually become upstanding citizens and they want children, they can have their own children naturally. And if they become Slug sludge [more than likely] their organs can be burnt and their Genepool can expire a la natures way.
So, feel free to vote me in as ruler of the world, like, now...
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