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oddyssey · #**181** 08-17-2008, 11:04 AM

^ Gonna have to make me

< really really is craving a choclate chip muffin

V is a cat/dog hyberid

Strike Witch · #**182** 08-17-2008, 12:58 PM

^ is a furry
< is not
V is some sort of TigerDragoness_Goddess

Leto · #**183** 08-17-2008, 01:40 PM

^ Is so a furry desudesudesudesu
< Dragonite_Cock-God_Fucker
V Contains some kind of 'flubber'

Anonyman! · #**184** 08-17-2008, 02:28 PM

^ It's called fat. And no.

< Incense. Incest. Hehehe.

V Is NOT NOT NOT NOT a NOT ISN'T a NO NOT NEVER idiot, but he is NOT A NO NEVER UHUH idiot.

***Nate*** · #**185** 08-18-2008, 01:01 AM

^ Thinks he's witty
< Can't be fucked working out how many negatives that sentence contains and thus whether he's an idiot or not.
V sudo make me a sandwich

alf's brother's mate · #**186** 08-18-2008, 01:35 AM

Im out of bread

^ MIGHT be an idiot

< Is NOT an idiot

V IS an idiot

ABM

Carnix · #**187** 08-18-2008, 01:39 AM

^ YAY!
< YAY!
v ...ye, not so much.

Strike Witch · #**188** 08-18-2008, 01:48 AM

^ Is seriously tempting fate.
< Needs more Misao
V Woo.

Wings of Fire · #**189** 08-18-2008, 04:44 AM

^ Hoo
< HAD TOO MANY LAXATIVES LAST NIGHT
V Is not feeling QUITE as bad as my bowels right now

***Alcar*** · #**190** 08-18-2008, 04:59 AM

↑ Shouldn't be quick to judge.
← Is suffering from the effects of drinking for three days straight (that means without a sober period!).
↓ Would like to sex me.

Alcar...

Rex Tirano · #**191** 08-18-2008, 05:57 AM

^ Has magical ways with sex.

< Share the same three day drinking period as Peter and would concur with his notion for WOF not to assume his bowels feel better than I do.

V Would like to sex Peter.

- Rexy

Laser · #**192** 08-18-2008, 06:25 AM

Hmm...Am I tempted to post?

^ Sex addict

< White and Nerdy

V Is Black and Cool

Matriar · #**193** 08-18-2008, 06:28 AM

↑ Is only trying to deny that she had sex with Peter herself by finding another person to give a bad image to.
← At least did get a new username for that.

↓ Will probably correct my English grammar errors (I'm sure I have some here).

EDIT: I meant Rex Tirano!

Carnix · #**194** 08-18-2008, 08:34 AM

^^^^^^ YAY!..
^ Sorry, no mistakes. You're clean ...I think.
< Wouldn't have noticed the mistakes if there where any.
v Is a mistake.

alf's brother's mate · #**195** 08-18-2008, 09:24 AM

^ Wants dem chips

< Wants dem chips

V Has dem chips

ABM

Anonyman! · #**196** 08-18-2008, 10:25 AM

^ None for you.

< Wants to see Pineapple Express, but saw the Dark Knight, which was good, but now I need to actually save some money.

V The Knights Templar's "Heirs" are suing the Catholic church. The originals. were persecuted for heresy, denying Jesus, and buttsex. These were probably false. So the "Heirs" want money. This has nothing to do with you, but I find it incredibly funny.

Mac Sirloin · #**197** 08-18-2008, 11:34 AM

:

^ None for you.

< Wants to see Pineapple Express, but saw the Dark Knight, which was good, but now I need to actually save some money.

V The Knights Templar's "Heirs" are suing the Catholic church. The originals. were persecuted for heresy, denying Jesus, and buttsex. These were probably false. So the "Heirs" want money. This has nothing to do with you, but I find it incredibly funny.

^ (dick joke about knights templar)
< (dick joke about myself
V a dick joke incarnate

***Nate*** · #**198** 08-19-2008, 02:23 AM

^ Did not eat all the pies.
< Did not eat all the pies.
V Ate all the pies.

Strike Witch · #**199** 08-19-2008, 02:38 AM

^ blames me for pie theft.
< doesn't even like pies
V CLENCH YOUR TEETH

***Alcar*** · #**200** 08-19-2008, 03:33 AM

↑ CLENCH YOUR BUTTCHEEKS
← CLENCHES TEETH
↓ CLENCH YOUR BUTTCHEEKS

Alcar...

***Nate*** · #**201** 08-19-2008, 04:22 AM

^ Is clearly not concerned for the health of my hamster.
< Is amused by the concept of calling the UK from Australia, only to be sent to a call-centre in India.
V Is in a call-centre in India.

Wings of Fire · #**202** 08-19-2008, 05:02 AM

^ Is actually amusingly close
< Is sweating like a hog
V Makes me sweat like a hog 8D

***Alcar*** · #**203** 08-19-2008, 05:32 AM

↑ Should take his shirt off
← Is glad I make him sweat like a hog
↓ Should put their shirt back on

Alcar...

alf's brother's mate · #**204** 08-19-2008, 06:17 AM

^ Is an oxymoron

(yes I know perfectly well what it is, and I also know it makes no sense at all)

< Looks sexy without a shirt on.

V Should spin around in a circle.

ABM

Carnix · #**205** 08-19-2008, 07:25 AM

^ Can do
< Has done
v Wishes he did

alf's brother's mate · #**206** 08-19-2008, 07:32 AM

^ Already has.

< Already has.

V Shall or shall feel our wrath!

Leto · #**207** 08-19-2008, 09:26 PM

^ Has wrath to give. Give to a small furry animal, possibly a cat, maybe a persian. And one day, whence his wrath gains it's most potent fruition, shall his wrath be wrought upon said furry animal, in a manner most cruel and fit for a treasonous peasant; repeated rectal pummeling.

< Is somewhat bemused and headachous to which nothing but a cocktail of prescription drugs, reclusive hermitism and intercouse can cure.

V Would like a lengthy sentence or two written about them, but is out of luck, because this is one of the few spam threads within recent weeks which has been allowed passage into our blessed Off Topic by the moderating team because shitall else is thriving except for some blogs on here presently.

***Nate*** · #**208** 08-20-2008, 02:36 AM

^ Has not been banned
< Can never be banned
V Is going to be banned immediately
/me gets rather hopeful over who might post next

***Alcar*** · #**209** 08-20-2008, 03:35 AM

↑ Would like to see him try

← Finally had a good nights sleep last night
↓ Was the reason I had a good nights sleep

Alcar...

alf's brother's mate · #**210** 08-20-2008, 03:59 AM

^ had a good night's sleep

< Isn't actually that boring in bed

V Is a dasdlasjhd

ABM