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Rich · #**181** 07-22-2007, 04:55 AM

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No, I just like bread, wine, and the Supreme Being more than sex.

How do you know if you've never tried sex? Also, do wish to become some sort of priest or something? If so fair enough, stand up for what you believe in.

But otherwise what the fuck are you doing with your life? Being limited from all the great things in the world because of belief in something you'll never meet, that doesn't control or judge you, and ultimately doesn't exist.

Put down the bible, score some weed and get laid.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**182** 07-22-2007, 05:20 AM

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How do you know if you've never tried sex? Also, do wish to become some sort of priest or something? If so fair enough, stand up for what you believe in.

But otherwise what the fuck are you doing with your life? Being limited from all the great things in the world because of belief in something you'll never meet, that doesn't control or judge you, and ultimately doesn't exist.

Put down the bible, score some weed and get laid.

You remind of teenagers who want to have sex for the sake of having sex or social status or because everyone else is doing it.....I still want a virgin ring.

Rich · #**183** 07-22-2007, 05:50 AM

Haha I'm not saying that. I'm a virgin myself and in no rush to have sex, but I don't see why something that doesn't even exist should stop people from living life to the fullest.

Venks · #**184** 07-22-2007, 07:58 AM

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You remind of teenagers who want to have sex for the sake of having sex or social status or because everyone else is doing it.....I still want a virgin ring.

I have sex just becuase it feels very, very good. ^^

OANST · #**185** 07-22-2007, 08:45 AM

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You remind of teenagers who want to have sex for the sake of having sex or social status or because everyone else is doing it.....I still want a virgin ring.

Only someone who has never had sex would say that. I never had sex for social status. I had sex because I wanted to fuck and dear lord, is it great.

There's nothing wrong with not wanting to have sex but to pass off having sex as part of a social status denies the pure awesomosity of fucking and sucking.

Hobo · #**186** 07-22-2007, 09:52 AM

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Only someone who has never had sex would say that. I never had sex for social status. I had sex because I wanted to fuck and dear lord, is it great.

There's nothing wrong with not wanting to have sex but to pass off having sex as part of a social status denies the pure awesomosity of fucking and sucking.

This man speaks for every non virgin on this forum.

Not counting the ass fucking PV got in this thread from Rich of course!

Patrick Vykkers · #**187** 07-22-2007, 02:00 PM

Well, I'll be 118 and be setting up hospitals for you doped up, STD laden bastards. Meanwhile, I'll be faaat and drunk as a skunk. I'll be Pope Tuck I!

Also how do you know good religion until you've tried it?

Rich · #**188** 07-22-2007, 02:28 PM

STD laden? Ever heard of condoms? Oh yeah, they're not allowed in popesville.

OANST · #**189** 07-22-2007, 02:41 PM

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Also how do you know good religion until you've tried it?

Wha?

What does that even mean?

Venks · #**190** 07-22-2007, 02:58 PM

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Well, I'll be 118 and be setting up hospitals for you doped up, STD laden bastards. Meanwhile, I'll be faaat and drunk as a skunk. I'll be Pope Tuck I!

Also how do you know good religion until you've tried it?

Ok lets make a deal. I'll check out this Christian church thats seriously across the street from my house if you go get laid.
Don't worry about STDs, just remember: "Don't be a fool, wrap your tool."

OANST · #**191** 07-22-2007, 03:00 PM

Here's the problem. It's a lot easier to be a christian than it is to get laid.

Patrick Vykkers · #**192** 07-22-2007, 03:37 PM

I'm also ugly, uglier than Meg Griffin crossed with Helen Thomas.

OANST · #**193** 07-22-2007, 03:43 PM

I'm not exactly pretty, myself. Since we're all sharing.

Rich · #**194** 07-22-2007, 03:56 PM

Well I am and I'm not getting any so its not all its cracked up to be.

***Nate*** · #**195** 07-22-2007, 04:37 PM

Yeah, that's what I've never been able to get. Back in high school, the only guys I knew who were getting any action were the dumbarses who'd been hit with the ugly stick. And yet they managed to have hot girlfriends. The universe is wierd like that.

Come over here Rich and we'll solve both our problems at once...

Leto · #**196** 07-22-2007, 05:10 PM

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You remind of teenagers who want to have sex for the sake of having sex or social status or because everyone else is doing it.....I still want a virgin ring.

You make me lol.

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I'm also ugly, uglier than Meg Griffin crossed with Helen Thomas

Have you never heard of the 'paper bag'?

Havoc · #**197** 07-22-2007, 05:20 PM

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Also how do you know good religion until you've tried it?

There's such a thing as good religion?

Patrick Vykkers · #**198** 07-22-2007, 05:26 PM

Well, differentiating Scientology and Islam from Buddhism, Judaism, and nonexpansionist Christianity.

But let's NOT GO THERE.

Seriously, who the hell needs sex? It's not necessary except about once a lifetime for maybe 5% of the population. Why not spend that time on productive things, like the military, art, or mimed sex with art galleries and machine guns? Or donating to me so I can donate a billion to Spore's production?

Havoc · #**199** 07-22-2007, 05:29 PM

The first four being the good ones? Seriously though, don't bring religion into my threads or I will have to drive a wooden pole through your penis, spoon your eyes out with a fork, feed your nose to a pig and hang you upside down next to an active church bell while old ladies throw their uteruses at you.

EDIT: On another note. I just had sex. Twice.

Patrick Vykkers · #**200** 07-22-2007, 05:36 PM

Old ladies throwing uteri? Like this;

*At the Walk for Life pro abortion counterprotest*

Also, I assume by having sex twice you mean you had a three way at the zoo. Congrats.

Leto · #**201** 07-22-2007, 08:08 PM

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EDIT: On another note. I just had sex. Twice.

With ur handlol.

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*At the Walk for Life pro abortion counterprotest*

Changed slightly to avoid copyright infringement?

Patrick Vykkers · #**202** 07-22-2007, 08:11 PM

Say ur and lol in one more sentence and I'll kill you and molest your corpse! That'll show you!

Just kidding. Does show you can go from one extreme to another pretty quickly.

skillyaslig · #**203** 07-22-2007, 10:01 PM

Ahh, yes...the extremes can occur quickly. My BF keeps on hinting that I have a go at sex, but I dunno, might get AIDs or something like that…

and I like that ‘Raging Grannies’ pic. Just goes to show sex cannot be stopped by age!!! Long live randy Grannies!

Patrick Vykkers · #**204** 07-22-2007, 10:04 PM

Old people are sexy. I'm a gerontophile.

skillyaslig · #**205** 07-22-2007, 10:13 PM

Ohh, you sick boy! Wait, arent you a priest? Bit of both, old and young... Like those *cough*fellas on TV

Patrick Vykkers · #**206** 07-22-2007, 10:15 PM

I'm not a pedophile, but I am a priest.

skillyaslig · #**207** 07-22-2007, 10:20 PM

seriously? I'm not really into religon, all those rules, and you dont get any...Unless your like those Satan ones who do it everywhere...Ugg, bad mind images...

***Alcar*** · #**208** 07-22-2007, 10:59 PM

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Yeah, that's what I've never been able to get. Back in high school, the only guys I knew who were getting any action were the dumbarses who'd been hit with the ugly stick. And yet they managed to have hot girlfriends. The universe is wierd like that.

It's all to do with confidence, and being a bit arrogant doesn't hurt either.

I had sex yesterday. Why? I invited myself to stay the night

Alcar...

Havoc · #**209** 07-23-2007, 04:30 AM

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I'm not a pedophile, but I am a priest.

Would you stop saying that! It makes me go into a laughing frenzy everytime I read it!

Rich · #**210** 07-23-2007, 06:14 AM

Haha, interestingly my local priest was recently found guilty of possessing and looking at child pornography. The same man who baptised me.