Corrupt a wish thread! -

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**181** 05-30-2007, 11:55 AM

You fly......Through Nate's window, thus breaking it and annoying him to chase you out of his house and down the street with a....Lobster.

I wish I could make my cat speak Engish.

speed the scrab · #**182** 05-30-2007, 11:57 AM

You are A) sucked into a plane's engine
B) struck by lightning
C) shot by dick cheney
and die

I wish I was luckier

Marvak · #**183** 05-30-2007, 04:46 PM

You suddenly get so lucky you become a billionare with a supermodel wife and your own personal butler and stretch hummer. The Queen writes to you congratulating you on your success, and sends you some of her royal guards.

But then the commoners become jealous and angry and they decide to take your wealth by force. They flood into your million-dollar-worth estate by the thousands, all armed with guns n' things. The royal guards are helpless against them, and your supermodel wife betrays you by telling the masses the whereabouts of your secret hidout. Your butler, turned insane by the events, turns around and assrapes you just as the vengeful mob bursts in and kills you, then stick your head on a pike.

...I wish I could get a job.

Patrick Vykkers · #**184** 05-30-2007, 05:07 PM

Granted, but it's as Jim Robinson's transexual gay proctologist.
I wish I hadn't made so many enemies.

Laser · #**185** 05-30-2007, 10:35 PM

The whole world is peaceful and loving but then they all die after eating too many magic mushrooms

I wish i could work out my mind

6-finger-fred · #**186** 05-31-2007, 08:24 AM

Granted. But you accidently dump all the vital info, making you a complete dumbass...

I wish I could turn things to gold.

Slig 7665 · #**187** 05-31-2007, 08:29 AM

Granted but you accedently turn yourself into gold and then are droped into the sea

I wish I could turn into any animal I choose.

Laser · #**188** 05-31-2007, 11:05 AM

wish granted.
you turn into the bonobo monkey which (for you who don't know) are the most sexed primapes there are and you lose a penis fighhting battle (where you rub penises together) and die in shame

I wish i could of answered that turn anything to gold wish with a masturbateing corruption

mitsur · #**189** 05-31-2007, 11:15 AM

Granted. Everyone knows you're a total pervert and nobody likes you, if they ever did.

I wish new members would actually bother to spell check.

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**190** 05-31-2007, 11:37 AM

Granted. They now use perfect spelling and grammar. Then have you lynched for making a spelling mistake.

I wish I could have my own theme song that plays whenever I want it to.

Gerard-Blaize · #**191** 05-31-2007, 12:40 PM

granted. but it pisses you off aftr 2 days nd u cnt contol it. u wud kill yourself if that damned sappy music didnt keep disteracting you

i wish i got all A1s in my summer exams

mitsur · #**192** 05-31-2007, 04:10 PM

Granted.

...

Wait, no it wasn't. A person with your smarts can't get A's even from a wish.

I wish OANST wouldn't rub off on me.

Laser · #**193** 06-01-2007, 01:36 AM

Wish granted! Now he rubs on you! :P

i wish my idea would work

Marvak · #**194** 06-01-2007, 02:00 AM

It does, but in doing so you indirectly cause the destruction of the universe.

I wish I could have a really awesome out of body experience, they sound fun.

E'l Scrabino · #**195** 06-01-2007, 02:35 AM

You go out of your body to find you forgot where you left it.

I wish i was an eskimo.

mitsur · #**196** 06-01-2007, 02:53 AM

Granted. You freeze to death.

No wish.

Marvak · #**197** 06-01-2007, 02:54 AM

Your penis falls off from frostbite.

I wish I had really long fingers.

Slig 7665 · #**198** 06-01-2007, 02:59 AM

Granted but they keep growing and never stop they soon wrap around the universe

I wish I chould turn into venom

E'l Scrabino · #**199** 06-01-2007, 03:01 AM

You accidently poison yourself and die.

I wish i could eat pie forever

Gerard-Blaize · #**200** 06-01-2007, 04:12 AM

you can, but burn in hell for glutttony

i wish i had a car and cud drive

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**201** 06-01-2007, 10:56 AM

You get into an accident, totaling the car and making the police revoke your license.

I wish I had a never-ending bottle of soda that would refill every time it was empty.

RachaelH · #**202** 06-01-2007, 11:06 AM

You knock the bottle over and the room starts to fill with drink!

I wish I had scuba-gear

Dark Elite_H2 · #**203** 06-01-2007, 12:24 PM

Wish granted, but the gear comes in too tight. 'parently they only had a child's suit, so you die with the suit choking you.

Wish I had wings...preferrably Dragon wings...

Gerard-Blaize · #**204** 06-01-2007, 02:32 PM

u fly too close to the sun and die as "Flight of Icaras" by maiden plays in the bakground

i wish summer was endless

speed the scrab · #**205** 06-02-2007, 07:23 AM

Soon global warming takes its toll and we all burn to death

I wish there were no poor people.

Chubfish · #**206** 06-02-2007, 09:13 AM

Granted, But then you become poor and cease to exist.

I wish for a way to beat Doga and Unei on FF3 without dying. DAMN THEM!!!

Gerard-Blaize · #**207** 06-02-2007, 03:51 PM

Granted, but you must sacrifice one testicle. bring a crazed Final Fantasy fan you do this. your testicle is stolen by testicle bandits. you can now pass FF3. BUT now you can only play one FF game for eternity: Final Fantasy X-2!!! ahahahaha!! Testicles

I wish that i had mudokon chanting powers

Chubfish · #**208** 06-03-2007, 01:15 AM

Granted, but you can't unpossess objects and you possess a box and then you are a living box. FOREVER!

I wish for a way to beat uh...that hard secret in Abe's Oddysee with the paramites and stuff. You heard me.

Gerard-Blaize · #**209** 06-04-2007, 06:20 AM

Granted, but to beat the "hard secret" you must remember what it is. You do so, in the process forgetting how to breathe

I wish i knew what was in the case in Pulp Fiction

Laser · #**210** 06-04-2007, 07:14 AM

But you are turned into pulp fiction

I wish my life couldn't get worse