Stupid answers for stupid questions -

snuzi · #**181** 02-16-2007, 02:02 PM

A: lollmaorofl! A pun!

Q: If everyone had some sort of weapon at home to defend themselves with, would crime rates drop?

Arxryl · #**182** 02-16-2007, 03:33 PM

Of course they would! I mean, it's not like the weapons themselves would make people feel more powerful and tempt them to go out and do crimes themselves. Oh, Odd no!

Why are you, I, Moxco and Bullet Magnet the only ones who respond to this thread that none of us have created?

moxco · #**183** 02-16-2007, 03:40 PM

A. cus were the only ones bothered.
Q. why does Arxryl have a good point.

Slaveless · #**184** 02-16-2007, 03:58 PM

A: Because he has seen the future and it is same as the present.

Q: Do you think Havoc looks better in a man's bathsuit, rather than a biniki?

Arxryl · #**185** 02-16-2007, 04:02 PM

Really depends on wether the bathsuit is a robe you wear after taking a bath. You know, the one that covers nearly all of the skin.

If I were in a car going 90 miles an hour, and a train were beside me, who would win a race to the Ends of the Earth?

Slaveless · #**186** 02-16-2007, 04:34 PM

A: It depends. Did you fill your car with the expenisive gas?

Q: If I were jump off a three inch ledge and land saely, would Americans be impressed?

snuzi · #**187** 02-16-2007, 04:41 PM

A: Not unless you managed to do some ridiculous stunt in midair that required shiny objects.

Q: Who would win in a free-for-all wrestling match? Steven Spielberg or a random snail someone found?

moxco · #**188** 02-16-2007, 08:38 PM

A. It will be a tie, they both die.
Q. What sized bikin does havok take?

snuzi · #**189** 02-16-2007, 08:41 PM

A: I...I don't even want to think about that...

Q: Uzi or Ingram Mac 10?

Slaveless · #**190** 02-17-2007, 04:27 AM

A: Neither. They both don't work.

Q: If zero is a number, is 1 a letter?

Laser · #**191** 02-17-2007, 05:17 AM

yep indeed it is like brown is a letter aswell

If i lived to 100 would the queen cry?

Slaveless · #**192** 02-17-2007, 05:29 AM

Yes, because she thought she killed off everyone who had memory of the New Year's party of 2023. Man, was that embrassing!

Q: What happened at the New Year's party of 2023?

Arxryl · #**193** 02-17-2007, 06:24 AM

Mitsur released the photos and video of Havoc, Rexy, and Alcar in bikinis...

Why can't I think of any stupid questions!?

moxco · #**194** 02-17-2007, 10:33 AM

A. Because your not good at it. :P
Q. What did you get for christmas next year.

snuzi · #**195** 02-17-2007, 01:53 PM

A: Monies, and lots o' weapons.

Q: G'd 'em, son?

Alf Shall Rise · #**196** 02-17-2007, 01:55 PM

A: I'm gonna pretend to know what you just said 0o.
Q: How come I always thought this topic was confusing?

snuzi · #**197** 02-17-2007, 01:58 PM

A: Because it can be if certain members don't know how to spell.

Q: If your sandwich was staring at you, what would you do?

Arxryl · #**198** 02-17-2007, 02:04 PM

Eat it. Just eat it...

Old man Jenkins?!

Alf Shall Rise · #**199** 02-17-2007, 02:07 PM

I was told to kill him tonight by a dark figure.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Patrick Vykkers · #**200** 02-17-2007, 02:20 PM

A: 4, then 3:P
Q: When are people going to call this planet by its true, proper name, Terra?

Alf Shall Rise · #**201** 02-17-2007, 02:21 PM

Five seconds before the planet blows up.

Who likes short shorts?

snuzi · #**202** 02-17-2007, 03:20 PM

A: People, apparently. Although, I'l never understand why.

Q: Who's everybody's favorite dictator?

Arxryl · #**203** 02-18-2007, 07:47 AM

Alcar! I mean um... uh.... toast?

the crushed prophecy states that _______ will happen in the next two-hundred years, with the beckoning of dead slices of banana bread. What is it?

moxco · #**204** 02-18-2007, 09:30 AM

A. Love
Q. How come havoc knows how to use a P.C.?

Alf Shall Rise · #**205** 02-18-2007, 10:06 AM

Because she's a trained tiger!

Q: Who jacked Jack's jacket?

snuzi · #**206** 02-18-2007, 11:28 AM

A; Why, Bob, of course!

Q: Rock, paper, or scissors?

Arxryl · #**207** 02-18-2007, 02:32 PM

Mega-bomb. I will always win/cheat.

Dead, dying, deceased or just born?

snuzi · #**208** 02-18-2007, 02:42 PM

A: Just born. Aren't infants the cutest things?

Q: So, yeah....um...what?

Arxryl · #**209** 02-18-2007, 03:13 PM

Oh, nothing, nothing...

Like, what was the homework we got yesterday? I wasn't at school.

Alf Shall Rise · #**210** 02-18-2007, 07:39 PM

Flip around five times while saying, "coo coo coo" while eating some cheese doodles.

Ripe or spoiled?