What are you eating V. Something.Hungry -

MeechMunchie · #**151** 02-12-2013, 04:40 PM

I tried to eat that and now I have LCD cells in my teeth.

scrabface · #**152** 02-12-2013, 04:42 PM

you tried to eat my Krapfen and now you have LCD cells in your teeth?

Nepsotic · #**153** 02-12-2013, 04:42 PM

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i just bought a double cheeseburger for £1.49.

Mmmm

MA · #**154** 02-12-2013, 04:47 PM

can't complain, right? EVEN THOUGH IT COMES LOOKING LIKE A VACUUM PACKED CUBE OF MEAT CHEESE AND SWEATY BREAD, RIGHT?

Vyrien · #**155** 02-12-2013, 04:55 PM

The flaccid pickles are always the best part.

Nepsotic · #**156** 02-12-2013, 04:56 PM

Edit: Fuck you, Vyren. Speedy cunt

That's all of McDonalds' produce though, and it does taste good, despite it being made out of and looking like shit.

MA · #**157** 02-12-2013, 04:57 PM

I'M LOVIN IT

good old maccies. giving us top quality wank.

Mac Sirloin · #**158** 02-12-2013, 05:02 PM

Pancakes, cause it's Shrove Tuesday which is bliblically the day Jesus cured all kinds of diabetes.

Nepsotic · #**159** 02-12-2013, 05:06 PM

It's pancake day today? Wow, this day one year ago I was playing Portal 2. And My brother made us some pancakes. They were the shit.

Vyrien · #**160** 02-12-2013, 05:07 PM

McDonald's pancakes are shit.

Mac Sirloin · #**161** 02-12-2013, 05:10 PM

I remember this one time, I was in elementary school, and this kid ate himself to death on pancake tuesday. That is a true story. His name was Brison Dunderdor.

Nepsotic · #**162** 02-12-2013, 05:31 PM

He ate himself? Jesus Christ.

Mac Sirloin · #**163** 02-12-2013, 05:43 PM

No he ate too many pancakes and he died from ~~sepsis~~ or something.

I remember now; it was high levels of starch. Brison was always eating too many taters.

Nepsotic · #**164** 02-12-2013, 05:55 PM

Did they not think to stop feeding him them when he was on the floor trembling?

MA · #**165** 02-12-2013, 05:57 PM

Mac Sirloin · #**166** 02-12-2013, 06:12 PM

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Did they not think to stop feeding him them when he was on the floor trembling?

You had to be there, watching the boy eat the Brunch style meat n' pancake buffet.

Varrok · #**167** 02-13-2013, 03:24 AM

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Behold! my Krapfen - a german/austrian dessert. the dough is similar to that of a donut, but it's much more fluffy and delicious. traditionally filled with apricot jelly. yesterday was the last day of the fasching (carnival) and this is a traditional and ambrosial delicacy of this season.

We have them in Poland. They're like, the cheapest sweet breads avaliable.

Slog Bait · #**168** 02-14-2013, 04:56 AM

I am eating nothing right now and as a result I am very hungry. My stomach is threatening to tear me apart from the inside. It's a complete monster. I'm sure if there were anyone sleeping in the immediate vicinity, its deep, gurgling roars would wake them from their slumber. They rattle me to the core.

Someone feed me good food before it's too late. Food like... Salt and Vinegar Pringles.

E- No seriously holy shit I am so hungry right now and it's really early in the morning I don't want to risk waking up other people in the house from being a loud ass in the kitchen so I have to wait at least another couple of hours before I can go downstairs and quell the beast that is my stomach right now

E2- hrmgnghnrnghngnnhghggghhhh

E3- These next couple of hours are going to be so long.

Vyrien · #**169** 02-14-2013, 05:16 AM

Clean your teeth or chew some gum, it usually helps for an hour or two.

Slog Bait · #**170** 02-14-2013, 05:27 AM

GUM WOULD NOT HELP AT ALL and I'm so hungry that the likely-hood of me literally eating the gum is too high.

Not sure about the teeth cleaning thing. Does that actually help, or is it just something to pass the time while I wait

Vyrien · #**171** 02-14-2013, 05:32 AM

Yeah, the anorexic girls at my college swear by it, apparently something in toothpaste suppresses appetite.

Slog Bait · #**172** 02-14-2013, 05:35 AM

You know, of all the responses I was expecting? That was not it.

E- Damn, you shouldn't have added the toothpaste bit. It ruined the whole, "WELL THEN." reaction I had before.

Vyrien · #**173** 02-14-2013, 05:43 AM

It looked like I wasn't being genuine without it.

Slog Bait · #**174** 02-14-2013, 07:28 AM

BREAKFAST HAS BEEN RETRIEVED

I REPEAT, BREAKFAST HAS BEEN RETRIEVED

The beast has calmed.

MA · #**175** 02-14-2013, 04:55 PM

just had an iced bun.

jesus wept we're turning into FaceFuck

Dynamithix · #**176** 02-18-2013, 02:48 AM

I ate some banana cake, it was very sweet.

Josh · #**177** 02-18-2013, 04:12 AM

Some shitey add hot water hot chocolate. It tastes kinda bad, the water taste is really obvious. But drinking them kinda calms me down when the depression kicks up so they taste good in a way.

Slog Bait · #**178** 02-18-2013, 04:17 AM

Giant marshmallows. They're making me feel sick to my stomach, but it's the only thing to eat right now.

Josh · #**179** 02-18-2013, 04:22 AM

Melt them down in a mug and wait for it to cool so you have a double giant marshmallow

Slog Bait · #**180** 02-18-2013, 04:29 AM

Reading that made me even more queasy than I already was.

E- Oh god I just burped and all I could taste was marshmallow hell