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Dixanadu · #**151** 07-26-2010, 11:25 AM

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No more games, now it's for real.

You sound like my dad when I left school and did fuck all but get drunk and stoned. Our younger users can learn a thing or two here.

Mac Sirloin · #**152** 07-26-2010, 05:30 PM

I guess your dad wasted his time, then.

OANST · #**153** 07-26-2010, 05:32 PM

My name Karl Barishnikov.

Wings of Fire · #**154** 07-26-2010, 05:33 PM

And he's here to talk to you today about Wings of Fire.

OANST · #**155** 07-26-2010, 05:34 PM

He has AIDS.

Wings of Fire · #**156** 07-26-2010, 05:34 PM

And wants to touch your penis.

Pilot · #**157** 07-27-2010, 07:58 PM

How can you touch something you can't see? Feel around?

***Nate*** · #**158** 07-27-2010, 08:27 PM

I srsly don't want to install Quicktime on my computer, Pilot.

Pilot · #**159** 07-27-2010, 08:48 PM

Too bad.

GABBITS OWN · #**160** 07-28-2010, 01:30 AM

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Okay, so... what are your names? Just out of curiousity.

And before OANST has a go like he did in the Roxxxy blog:

1.) No, people will most likely not call people by their names on here over their user handles
2.) It isn't cool or uncool, it's aesthetic either way.

So, Anthony Morgan is mine.

You can put your middle name(s) if you want. Which mines is David, the most original name ever (besides John).

So...who the heck are you?

Thomas Mace, you?

Stranger4002 · #**161** 07-28-2010, 02:24 AM

My name is Stephen French; but you probably knew that already from my signature...

Hobo · #**162** 07-28-2010, 12:16 PM

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Nothing good will come of letting an immature child like this keep posting.

Coming from a member with a cuddly toy testicle as an avatar.

My name is Charlie. But you all know that already.

Sekto Springs · #**163** 07-28-2010, 02:56 PM

Testicle? I thought it was a spleen or something.

Wings of Fire · #**164** 07-28-2010, 02:58 PM

http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/p...02&mode=retail

Sekto Springs · #**165** 07-28-2010, 03:03 PM

Figures it would be sold out.

***Wil*** · #**166** 07-28-2010, 03:04 PM

Chris must have failed Sex Education. Does Nikki know?

Wings of Fire · #**167** 07-28-2010, 03:13 PM

I'm shocked the leather heart is still in stock, I need to get one of those.

Sekto Springs · #**168** 07-28-2010, 06:03 PM

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Chris must have failed Sex Education. Does Nikki know?

It's just in my experience testicles aren't usually baby blue and smiling.

***Nate*** · #**169** 07-28-2010, 07:50 PM

Yeah, my testicles generally aren't happy when they're experiencing blue-balls.

T-nex · #**170** 07-29-2010, 02:52 AM

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It's just in my experience testicles aren't usually baby blue and smiling.

Aww... All my expectations to sex have been crushed =(

***Wil*** · #**171** 07-29-2010, 03:37 AM

What colour and facial expression does a spleen have?

***Nate*** · #**172** 07-29-2010, 04:40 AM

It seems quite content for something that looks like a half-rotten broccoli.

And I think I know what Peter's next birthday present is going to be!

***Alcar*** · #**173** 08-02-2010, 11:10 PM

Yes please. I'll attach it to my current prostate gland.

Alcar...

OANST · #**174** 08-03-2010, 07:36 AM

It could use the padding.

Phylum · #**175** 08-04-2010, 05:52 AM

I am Michael Caine.

OddjobAbe · #**176** 08-04-2010, 05:58 AM

I lost all my respect for Michael Caine when he started supporting the tories.

Phylum · #**177** 08-04-2010, 06:16 AM

I gained respect for him when this happened:

Mac Sirloin · #**178** 08-04-2010, 09:38 AM

I found a notebook of mine covered in anagrams for Simon Clair, here are a choice few:
M.C. Ol' Raisin
Cram Noisil
Cair Slimno
Roman Isicl
Slim Narcio
Ian Slimcor
Carlos Mini
Sir Clanimo
Cris L'Omnia
Slam Ironic
Ron Isclaim
Mos-Nic Lair
Misl Nocair
Slic Romnia
Mac Sirloin

There's more but I'm bored of this now.

Hobo · #**179** 08-04-2010, 09:42 AM

Mac Sirloin just blew my mind.

Mac Sirloin · #**180** 08-04-2010, 09:56 AM