The Joke thread -

OANST · #**151** 09-24-2009, 10:59 AM

Then what? What happens next?

MeechMunchie · #**152** 09-25-2009, 09:45 AM

He gets syphilis and dies.

Ha!

Strike Witch · #**153** 09-25-2009, 01:50 PM

:

How do Seekers like their ice cream?

In a cone.

Pffffffft Hahahahahahah

Josh · #**154** 09-26-2009, 02:57 AM

My mate finally finished writing his book about cooking with herbs. Its about thyme.

used:) · #**155** 09-26-2009, 08:53 AM

Oh, so it's puns now? This really opuns up a world of opportunity.

Josh · #**156** 09-26-2009, 09:04 AM

A recent survey has shown that 43% of women have used vibrators...

The other 57% bought them new.

Sekto Springs · #**157** 09-26-2009, 10:25 AM

:

Oh, so it's puns now? This really opuns up a world of opportunity.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Pilot · #**158** 09-26-2009, 01:54 PM

Why no dead babby jokes?

Strike Witch · #**159** 09-26-2009, 04:11 PM

How is babby formed

Sekto Springs · #**160** 09-26-2009, 04:37 PM

With sperm shot out of a throbbing cock into a moist vagina.

Josh · #**161** 09-27-2009, 02:17 AM

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

MA · #**162** 09-27-2009, 02:54 AM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

you should see the 'Bio Technology' thread. puns go on for about 2 pages.

OddjobAbe · #**163** 09-27-2009, 03:23 AM

Sherlock Ohms and the Case of the Broken Capacitor.

That was the best I could come up with.

MA · #**164** 09-27-2009, 03:55 AM

Baby's Revenge, by Nora Nippelof.
Cliff Suicide, by Yugo First.

shit.

MeechMunchie · #**165** 09-27-2009, 06:05 AM

Exploring Egypt by Rhoda Camel.

moxco · #**166** 09-27-2009, 01:41 PM

Harry come quickly, Dumbledore has been in some sort of accident!

OH MY GOD! Was it serious?

No, it was Snape!

Nerdy, yes I know!

Josh · #**167** 09-27-2009, 11:31 PM

When people ask me what I do, I tell them I test rape alarms.

It sounds better than saying I'm a rapist.

***Xavier*** · #**168** 09-28-2009, 01:11 AM

EDIT: already posted

Josh · #**169** 09-28-2009, 08:32 AM

Necrophilia:

Putting the fun in funeral

used:) · #**170** 09-28-2009, 08:34 AM

I'm sure the used that joke in the very first episode of Six Feet Under. Minus the necrophilia part.

Josh · #**171** 09-28-2009, 08:51 AM

Q: What did Katie Price's legs say to each other?
A: Nothing - they've never met before.

MA · #**172** 09-28-2009, 11:04 AM

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Q: What did Katie Price's legs say to each other?
A: Nothing - they've never met before.

WHAT DID KATIE PRICE SAY TO KATIE PRICE?

NOTHING BECAUSE KATIE PRICE!!!

LOLOLO

Leto · #**173** 09-29-2009, 05:31 AM

lolwut

actually a mini lirl

mini, but still existent

more of a slight chuckle

yes

Mac Sirloin · #**174** 09-29-2009, 06:54 AM

What did Deadpool say to the joker?

"You're funny."

What did the joker say to Deadpool?

"You're crazy."

This is like 'HIT OR MISS: THE JOKE!'

Josh · #**175** 09-29-2009, 07:46 AM

They're bringing out a new Barbie doll called "Internet Barbie", which is really a fat guy claiming to be a hot blonde.

Leto · #**176** 09-29-2009, 02:25 PM

please stop

MA · #**177** 09-29-2009, 02:36 PM

how did the tightrope-walker die?

a massive brain haemorrhage, 6 broken ribs and a snapped spine. David Franks and a few other workers at the circus were meant to properly secure the safety net underneath James (the tightrope-walker), but they failed to do so competently and James fell to his unexpected death when he slipped during practice. one of the ribs pierced his left lung and the brain haemorrhage killed him instantly.

isn't that hilarious Josh?

Mac Sirloin · #**178** 09-29-2009, 07:41 PM

So the survivor of a world shattering cataclysm is murdered for the money in her purse...

Josh · #**179** 09-29-2009, 11:35 PM

MA, if you want me to stop telling sick jokes, either say it or stop acting like a total idiot.

Leto · #**180** 09-29-2009, 11:44 PM

it's not that they're sick, it's just that we've all grown out of explosm