And Thus it Arrives Through a Vortex. -

SligCabaret · #**151** 05-05-2009, 08:21 PM

No thanks. At all. Though with proper cleaning I'm still curious.

Pilot · #**152** 05-05-2009, 08:23 PM

WOOOOO!!! AROUND THE WORLD!!!

SligCabaret · #**153** 05-05-2009, 08:27 PM

Hey, when you're a fat chick you warm up to pretty much everything quick. I am a blowjob enthusiast, even though I havn't gotten the chance to try it out yet.

Pilot · #**154** 05-05-2009, 08:38 PM

Is this conversation doing something for you...?

SligCabaret · #**155** 05-05-2009, 08:43 PM

No, not really. I'm just frighteningly open to people I've just met. i scared the shit out of one of my buddies when I first met him, we had a long conversation about masturbation and he's a reserved, skinny gay dude.

Pilot · #**156** 05-05-2009, 08:46 PM

Oh, you mean me.

The ironic part about this is that I think you're being the normal one. Others are just frighteningly inhibited.

SligCabaret · #**157** 05-05-2009, 08:50 PM

Yay! I'm kind of normal in an abnormal way!

Shit, now I gotta keep it up....

Um... I had a wet dream about a guy with bear arms once... is that weird?

And unless you have a pedophile mustache and Hitler hair, it's not you. He is pretty hot, but that's just because I'm a major hag.

Pilot · #**158** 05-05-2009, 08:55 PM

Oh, nope. I'm a beanstalk but clean shaven with Elvis hair and fangs.

Bear arms.. you mean actual bear's arms or just large hairy human arms with Vienna sausages on the ends?

SligCabaret · #**159** 05-05-2009, 08:58 PM

No, like actual bear arms. Claws and everything. He had fur for pubes too. As I said, closet furry. Then again, I just have an abnormaity fetish. Horns, claws, sharp teeth, skin weirdnesses, strange eyes... all that kinda stuff. Don't confuse that with deformity though. Tumors and shit are gross.

Pilot · #**160** 05-05-2009, 09:02 PM

Far out!

We've had threads dedicated to Fetishes actually.... and others which weren't dedicated to fetishes which we made into threads about fetishes.... and others which became fetishes for people after they read them.

Join the club, you're witha bunch of ... *ahem* unique people here. I have a fetish for hot looking alien dudes. Not Star-Trek 'sorta human' alien dudes but totally 'from another world' alien dudes.

Claws, teeth, strange eyes, totally.

SligCabaret · #**161** 05-05-2009, 09:07 PM

Sweeet. So I'm not totally alone here, that's allways good. 'Cept from what I could tell everybody else here is hotties. I'm filling a niche!! I feel important, suddenly.

I allways wanted to date a goblin. Goblins are sexy, at least the way I imagine them. With little doggy noses and bramah bull ears and horns and stuff. But that has to do with my gigantic crush on david bowie as a kid.

Pilot · #**162** 05-05-2009, 09:21 PM

Nah, everyone here is secretly insecure and hides behind their online persona. Speaking of hotties though, here's a picture I took of OANST during one of our OWF campouts. He didn't want this to get out of course, but I like to use it free-handedly to both tease and humiliate him. He likes it though, and I like dishing it out.

He'll undoubtedly be protesting to this come daybreak...

SligCabaret · #**163** 05-05-2009, 09:33 PM

Impressive use of a dog harness as a makeshift thong. at least, that's what I think it is. And I kinda hope, because there are worse things it could be.

Pilot · #**164** 05-05-2009, 09:35 PM

I honestly don't know what it was.

And I don't think I can exactly picture a Goblin... A traditional one at least...

OANST · #**165** 05-06-2009, 06:13 AM

And you said you wouldn't show anyone. I am hurt.

Bullet Magnet · #**166** 05-06-2009, 08:17 AM

Goblins?

Goblins!

GOBLINS!

Laser · #**167** 05-06-2009, 08:29 AM

Boblin?

shaman · #**168** 05-06-2009, 12:38 PM

OWF campouts?

Pilot · #**169** 05-06-2009, 12:42 PM

Yeah, we're very campy here; the lot of us.

shaman · #**170** 05-06-2009, 12:45 PM

You are immidiately cool in my book

SligCabaret · #**171** 05-06-2009, 01:00 PM

No, not that kind of goblin.

Anonyman! · #**172** 05-06-2009, 01:58 PM

D&D style goblins spring to mind. Pathetic little beasties.

Yeah, Pilot has talked about Predator blowjobs. I personally see the mandibles as threatening but he just gets excited.

SligCabaret · #**173** 05-06-2009, 09:58 PM

No, I dubbed mine mountain goblins. Another testament to my closet furry-dom. I did have a traditional greeney goblin character named fletcher who wore a top hat though.

Pilot · #**174** 05-06-2009, 10:00 PM

:

Yeah, Pilot has talked about Predator blowjobs. I personally see the mandibles as threatening but he just gets excited.

Threatening? How?

And yes, I do.

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Okay hunnybuns you're going to have to post a pic.

Strike Witch · #**175** 05-06-2009, 11:25 PM

FURRIES

IN MY OWF

...

Eh, not really a big deal.

SligCabaret · #**176** 05-07-2009, 11:42 AM

Don't worry, I'm not fully a furry. Basically, i just like drawing anthros and the stranger is attractive. But you know, it's more likely than you think.

I'll post a drawing if I can find one, problem is I could never get them right...

Pilot · #**177** 05-07-2009, 12:27 PM

I didn't find Stranger personally attractive until other people started to bring it up on this forum.

OANST helped with his little porn story 'excerpt'.

I always liked Abe though.

SligCabaret · #**178** 05-07-2009, 12:29 PM

Eh, abe doesn't do it for me. I'm not into prudes. Or ribcages, he's too malnourished.

Pilot · #**179** 05-07-2009, 12:32 PM

It really depends on the time of day and the 'angle'.... try to get him on his good side.

SligCabaret · #**180** 05-07-2009, 12:38 PM

Honestly, it's hard to get an angle on 2D, and munch is too cute for me to pay attention to him in 3D...