Up, Down and across

[mudling]

^ Doesn't have a gerbil any more.

< Edited old post to be even more confusing

V Is confused.

[Nate]

^ Got in the way of a totally amusing joke about Gerbils.
< Had a crappy day at work.
V Fell for that trojan going around that causes a popup saying XP SecurityCenter needs to install itself to scan for spyware, then installs shitloads of spyware.

[mudling]

^ Tell your joke then, I'm curious
< Oh great, that explains alot...
V Is actually a spambot and must be banned imediatly

[tony123az]

^ knows too much and has a cool sig
< thinking about going to start munches oddysee again
V hates oddworld

[Mac Sirloin]

^ Likes a shitty game from a shitty series
< Yeah fuck Oddworld The Neverhood is better anyway
V Doesn't know where to find the Vectorman OST, and neither do I :'(

[Carnix]

^ Is Kastere - need I say more?
< Dosn't even know what Vectorman is but did make that humourus sig of Tony's.
v Is disgusted that I dare post in this sacred thread.

[Matriar]

↑ Has a bunny in the signature that is mind-controlling.
← Has fun listening to really old songs.
↓ Uses dollar bills as toilet paper.

[alf's brother's mate]

Woop.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (or how many alcar's post was)
What do you mean did i step out the closet?

^ Likes 60's hippy music

< Has $50 notes for bog roll.

V smells of ball sweat.

ABM

[Oddsville]

^ Wants my ball sweat as a cologne.

< Thought he showered and that his smelling of balls days were over.

V Will post somthing (too tired to try right now)

[Strike Witch]

^ Seems familiar
< Is flooded with Misao
V Needs more Misao

[Mac Sirloin]

^ What the fuck happened to megatron you ass spewing cock hand
<
V Fuck you

[Strike Witch]

^ Is really too much
< Got Misao-Flooded
V Whinges.

[alf's brother's mate]

^ Is lacking a face.

< Whinges all to often

V Is now an admin's bitch.

ABM

[Laser]

^ Is damn right, we're all an admin's bitch

< Is pretty fly for a white guy

V Isn't pretty fly for a albino hermaphrodite

[Moosh da Outlaw]

^ That really hurt... in here. *taps chest*

< Thinks the Arbiter from Halo and that freaky four-eyed alien from Halflife should get married.

V Wants to raise the Arbiter/freaky alien offspring as his/her own.

[Mac Sirloin]

^ Doesn't know what she's saying
< Wants to see an alien Abortion
V likes stale cinnamon buns, even though they're fucking repulsive

[Wings of Fire]

^ Is one third of KAWAII
< Is less than
V For Vendetta

[Strike Witch]

^ Is stealing my bandwidth
< Needs more bandwidth
V has too much bandwidth

[used:)]

^ 's bandwidth is too cold.
< 's bandwidth is too hot.
V 's bandwidth is just right.

[Anonyman!]

^ Damn right.

< Likes Cole Slaw with his bandwidth.

V Eats stinky poo.

[Nate]

^ But only when it's hamster-flavoured.
< Just bought two pairs of jeans for the price of one.
V Has a massive wang.

[Mac Sirloin]

^ Like, my favorite members all posted in a row. Awesome. Really awesome.
< Well, I don't like to brag, but we're all just figments of my wangs imagination.
V Freed all of the experimental loonie-bots

[Strike Witch]

^ They weren't experimental!
< Needs more Misao
V Needs more Misao

[Nate]

^ Is a bit Kuki.
< Wikipediaed 'Misao' and is still not sure what it means.
V Thinks I mispelled 'kooky' and doesn't realise I'm making a brilliant pun on the word 'Misao'

[Strike Witch]

^
< Knows that the above is Misao
V Misao has her eyes on you next!

[Anonyman!]

^ Like, my favorite members all posted in a row. Awesome. Really awesome.

D'AAAAW

^_^

< SIMS TOO APARTMENT LIFE WOOO WHY AM I EXCITED

V WHY IS HE EXCITED DUDE WTF

[Ollyabe]

^ Is excited
> Doesn't want to aswer
V Is bored??

[alf's brother's mate]

^ Is very very unright.

< Is ALWAYS right

V Has forwards in time syndrome.

ABM

[Nate]

^ Is going to be correct.
< Is realising that the weekend is almost over.
V Is in a time zone with plenty of weekend left but doesn't appreciate how special that is.

[Mac Sirloin]

^ I have to work at ribfest serving coffee and being crowded by middle aged women. Bite me.
< Needs more Sari
V Gimme dem chips