Corrupt a wish thread! -

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**151** 05-24-2007, 11:41 PM

Granted! He sucks all your blood and marries you, and soon you are expecting an adorable little bloodsucker. Life (or rather the lack of it) is well.

Until the townspeople raid the castle, drive stakes through the hearts of both you and your husband, then cut out your baby and cut it's head off, and leave the remains of all three of you to burn in the sunlight.

I wish I was part cat.

skillyaslig · #**152** 05-25-2007, 02:15 AM

Granted but you get got by a little old lady and are carted back to her place with 100 other cats.

I wish I get abducted by aliens.

Marvak · #**153** 05-25-2007, 03:12 AM

Granted, they probe you and test their market products on you.

I wish i could impersonate anyone's voice I hear perfectly.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**154** 05-25-2007, 03:34 AM

You are stuck with Irwin the Vykker's voice.

I wish cynists could be banned on here.

Marvak · #**155** 05-25-2007, 05:47 AM

You become a cynist, and get banned.

I wish I had electrical powers.
OT: 'Humphrey!'

Laser · #**156** 05-25-2007, 10:22 AM

you do but they only electrocute yourself

i wish that i had a voice like the lead singer of R.E.M. micheal stipe

Chubfish · #**157** 05-25-2007, 11:14 AM

Granted, now everyone hates that band and their lead singer and you get pwnt by people. Yeah...

I wish for people with slingshots that own you like the mimics of of AO.

Marvak · #**158** 05-25-2007, 11:55 PM

You get shot in the gonads.

I wish the Interns from MO had more appreciation.

Chubfish · #**159** 05-26-2007, 12:14 AM

Granted, then you become there slave and Interns rule somehow.

I wish that my phone had more memory storage.

Marvak · #**160** 05-26-2007, 12:30 AM

Granted, your phone now has so much memory that you are tempted into wasting all your money on downloading games pictures music ringtones etc for it.

I wish my pie wasn't so hot.

Chubfish · #**161** 05-26-2007, 12:42 AM

Granted, now it is too cold. Lol...

I wish for a cd rack.

mitsur · #**162** 05-26-2007, 02:30 AM

Apple makes the cd rack, calling it the iRack.

Unfortunately, the iRack is very unstable and as soon as you put cds onto it, it begins to fall apart. But when you try to withdraw your cds, the iRack, now with no pressure to hold pieces to together, collapses completely.

I wish someone will get that corrupted wish.

Marvak · #**163** 05-26-2007, 04:15 AM

Granted, and now they're angry at you for corrupting the wish, so they decide to trace your I.P. address and find were you live and kill you in a very slow and painful way.

I wish my fancomic will turn out awesome.

6-finger-fred · #**164** 05-26-2007, 06:35 AM

LOL at mitsur....

Granted, everyone loves it so much that you become a quadromillionaire. However you get into a brutal car crash destroying your legs. You are saved by and insane nurse lady, who demands that you keep writing the fan-fic for her on a degenerate typewriter. You try to escape, and get your pain pills. You also grab a knife to kill her, however she finds out and cuts off your foot and thumb. You eventually escape, but now you are mutilated and constantly seeing her come back, axe in hand....

Stephen King's Misery style!

I wish someone has actually read the book and/or movie to get that corruption.

Chubfish · #**165** 05-28-2007, 12:57 PM

Granted, I corrupt the wish anyway since I have nothing better to say about the corruption proccess it goes through. Wtf i just say then?

I wish for a good iRack.

OT: iRack ftw!

mitsur · #**166** 05-28-2007, 08:22 PM

Oh, come on Chubfish. Wishes are okay, but fantasys are'nt fair.

I wish more people would learn about my iRack post.

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**167** 05-29-2007, 07:24 AM

Granted! Apple actually creates the iRack due to popular demand. They give you the credit and you become a squillionaire overnight. A week later, you're murdered in your sleep and all your money stolen.

I wish I didn't have the "I wish I wish I didn't kill that fish" stuck in my head.

speed the scrab · #**168** 05-29-2007, 01:01 PM

Granted! god pulls out that annoying song but also half your brain.

I wish batteries didn't run out.

Slig 7665 · #**169** 05-29-2007, 01:16 PM

Batteries are sold with out power in them at all the world go's mad with no battery powerd technology

I wish my computer wasn't so slow

6-finger-fred · #**170** 05-29-2007, 06:39 PM

Granted. It's speed splits the space-time continuum, making the iRack stable, George W. Bush smart, and giving this thread purpose.

I wish for something to do with my summer.

Patrick Vykkers · #**171** 05-29-2007, 09:57 PM

Granted, but all you are able to to is look at Abe Vigoda porn

I wish Mitsur would shut up about that Irack.

Dracula’s Ex · #**172** 05-29-2007, 10:07 PM

Granted but he gets pissed off at you and rams a carrot into your left eye.

I wish I had a pet wolverine.

Laser · #**173** 05-30-2007, 01:38 AM

you do but it is a cute small poodle like qualitys and someone has to go and punch it because of its sickening qualitys (like i do to poodles anyway)

I wish for a wish

Slig 7665 · #**174** 05-30-2007, 01:39 AM

your wish for a wish is corupted so your 2nd wish is not granted corectly

I wish I had all the power's of god

skillyaslig · #**175** 05-30-2007, 02:39 AM

Granted but then people are pissed off at you creating man so they burn your floating palace down.

I wish I didnt have to do exams

speed the scrab · #**176** 05-30-2007, 09:20 AM

The exam day keeps repeating itself over and over in a loop

I wish george bush was in a mental asylum.

Chubfish · #**177** 05-30-2007, 10:55 AM

Granted, but then an iRack falls on your head and knocks you unconcious and then you become a babbling moron later on and get put the mental asylum as well, and...yeah...thats about it really.

I wish for an iHouse. That has 3 bathrooms and lots of rooms for the whole family. And a black iRack and some mints.

Gerard-Blaize · #**178** 05-30-2007, 11:15 AM

but iHouse has a H.A.L style 2001 space oddysee style program that kills you

i wish i had my own concert hall full of drums & precussion gear

6-finger-fred · #**179** 05-30-2007, 11:18 AM

Granted. However you can't play any of these instruments, so it is a huge waste of space.

I wish for a grenade

Gerard-Blaize · #**180** 05-30-2007, 11:24 AM

uh oh! u didn't wish for a pin!

i wish i cud fly