Chapter 83
0:50
With the entire Board of Directors … retired, a new alarm began to blare. My ears would begin to bleed soon, if I couldn’t find a way to shut them off.
This new alarm must have caused a panic in the mudokons behind the far doors, because four of the five clanged open. Twenty mudokons poured into the boardroom, shouting, crying, covering their ears, causing a general ruckus.
“All o ya!” I cried as loud as I could. But to no avail; I couldn’t even hear myself.
Then I realized that I could whistle. No way a mudokon would possibly not hear another mudokon whistle.
I took a deep breath and whistled the few notes that meant “Everybody listen!”
I had their attention!
0:40
I tipped my head quickly to the side, cracking my neck, and began to chant again. My body was beginning to ache again, only having been temporarily restored by the SoBe earlier.
A bird portal tore itself into the space near me, and twenty mudokons streamed through.
With the shrykull power recharged, I hurried over to the one unopened door in the boardroom.
0:30
Inside was a large, unbelievably luxurious room that hardly fit with the rest of the factory’s design.
At the far wall, a glukkon figure in a shimmering red suit stood hunched over something. Icarus. I immediately began to tiptoe over to him. The last five mudokons in the facility were still in here, currently scrubbing floors.
It occurred to me just then that hey, this is the only zulag where poison gas wouldn’t be released. Why should I take my time?
But then I realized, wait, what if Icarus is trying to turn off the gas release? That would mean … Right! My vision had shown Vladimir teleporting somewhere else in the facility. And it would be terrible if he were to die (not to mention, I would have to return to Zulag Ten later to blow up the boilers, and if poison gas was still in the air, I’d never make it).
I came up behind him and looked around his side. It looked like a voice lock, but the general din was making it hard to be heard.
0:20
At long last, Icarus uttered the words “Do it!” during a space of silence in the blasting alarms.
A very mechanical voice made an announcement. “The program
spring_cleaning.exe has been overridden. Repeat, the program
spring_cleaning.exe has been overridden. You have saved
2,500 moolah on replacing mudokon labor, and
10,000 on replacing the poison gas. Congratulations! Have a nice day!”
Aha! So he was turning off the poison gas. At this point Icarus heaved a sigh of relief. I almost did, too, giving myself away. Icarus had no idea I was there yet.
Icarus pressed his face on a screen over the voice lock, revealing a computer terminal. I could still read it fine.
A message was flashing on the screen. It read “Urgent Bulletin!”
I heard Icarus grunt. It was obvious: he already knew things were going to hell. He muttered “Open message,” and the screen changed.
I saw the cigar drop by the side of my head. It had fallen out of Icarus’ mouth.
There was an automated message on his screen:

I smiled to myself. Despite the humorous grammar in the message, sending all sligs out to find the mudokons would be a joke: there weren’t many left at all.
Icarus spun around - the other way, so I was still unseen - and counted the mudokons in the room. There were five. After a moment he did the math … and cried out. “How did this happen?!”
I couldn’t help it. I laughed.
Icarus whirled upon me, and I was already reacting. I pulled my arm back and laid a solid punch right in Icarus’ face. He fell to the floor.
I was moving before Icarus could stand. I knelt and tore his jacket open. Underneath was a withered and weathered looking body: limp, lifeless legs and a scrawny chest.
His legs began to twitch … and I realized with some pity that he was trying to move them and grab at me, since his arms were still confined by his suit.
Without a word I stood and planted my foot on his chest, and pressed down. The gluk began to scream, and I pressed harder. After a few moments I felt his body give way, and it crunched under my foot like a bag of sticks. Icarus’ eyes flickered for a moment … and went out.
The mudokons shout for joy. They surrounded me in a flash, and hoisted me on their shoulders.
“Guys, guys!” I whistled. “Put me down, I’ve gotta free you.”
The mudokons complied. One asked me if I was coming with, or were there any mudokons left.
I shook my head. “You guys are the last. I still have to rig up the boiler to explode. I’ll catch up eventually.”
The other mudokons nodded enthusiastically. They wished me luck, and I sent them home.
Almost done. It was a close call, but all there was left to do was set off the boilers. And without anyone left in the factory, I could have free run of the place!
