Neverending story -

Billy Cripner · #**151** 02-22-2005, 06:06 PM

It was A PIZZA LUNCHABLE!!!! Devastated, he...

Leto · #**152** 02-22-2005, 06:45 PM

...Fished out Mr. Freeman, said "Yipee Ki Yay Mutha f-" just before he took a bite, because thats what all M-15+ rated movies do. Mr. Freeman seemed rather annoyed by these series of events, so he...

Abe16 · #**153** 02-22-2005, 07:20 PM

Burned the movies and punched lemoney snikets in the stomach and...

Leto · #**154** 02-22-2005, 07:31 PM

...didn't make a reference to "Lemony Snickets Series Of Unfortunate Events", then wonders why he cannot say this phrase without people assuming that he is refering to that appauling movie. Due to this, he...

Abe16 · #**155** 02-22-2005, 07:34 PM

...jumps off a cliff screaming "I HATE YOU LEMONEY SNIKETS!" And then...

Leto · #**156** 02-22-2005, 07:38 PM

...changes the subject, by proclaiming he is homosexual. Upon this anouncement, he further then...

Biggy Bro Slig · #**157** 02-26-2005, 11:34 PM

thinks about his beloved husband and grabs on the ledge...

Leto · #**158** 02-26-2005, 11:40 PM

...which broke itself (intentionally) then he fell off a cliff. This caused utmost distress among the aboriginies of...

Abe16 · #**159** 02-26-2005, 11:54 PM

...Him thinking of pie and eating a piece of CD and...

LOL!

Leto · #**160** 02-26-2005, 11:56 PM

...then thought 'WTF?' at the previously stated statement. Furthermore, he continued to...

Abe16 · #**161** 02-27-2005, 08:13 AM

...fall down the cliff making him instantly wet himself he then...

Dark Oddworld · #**162** 02-27-2005, 02:26 PM

....finds that there is a portal at the bottom.....

Abe16 · #**163** 02-27-2005, 02:44 PM

...but accidently misss him and hits Bob Dole, he then decied's to...

Leto · #**164** 02-28-2005, 09:53 PM

...spell correctly. Which, coincedently, is his favoutie past-time. He remembers the days, where he could use a pen and paper... But then, he remembers he is falling. Damn. He then resorts to...

Dark Oddworld · #**165** 03-01-2005, 07:01 PM

....peeing on the wall....

Al the Glukkon · #**166** 03-01-2005, 07:24 PM

Barney, the security guard, is taking a piss on the wall next to him. He tells Mr.Freeman "Hey, I'll buy you a drink sometime,". This made Mr.Freeman go...

Dark Oddworld · #**167** 03-01-2005, 07:31 PM

....Have a wild night of sex.....

Abe16 · #**168** 03-01-2005, 07:45 PM

...with barney the guard...

Leto · #**169** 03-01-2005, 08:22 PM

...'Eew', Barney thought, just after the fourteen gour sex binge. Then, to escape from Mr. Freeman, (Which upon his escape attempt, Mr Freeman exclaimed "Where'd you go, honey-buns?") he...

Abe16 · #**170** 03-02-2005, 06:43 AM

...made his misson in life is to find barney then a tell him a super stupid joke. he then does...

Cyber-Slig · #**171** 03-02-2005, 07:31 AM

a crap and sets on his adventure. But he encounters Mr. Freeman's clone, who wears pink armour. Barney is immediattley hypnotised and.....

Biggy Bro Slig · #**172** 03-02-2005, 09:14 AM

gets engaged...

Abe16 · #**173** 03-02-2005, 11:58 AM

...to britney spears then...

Abeguy · #**174** 03-04-2005, 01:17 PM

EVERYBODY DIES!!! except for me. ya know why?

Cyber-Slig · #**175** 03-04-2005, 01:22 PM

..Cos peopleneed idiots on oddworld forums. Although the government hates us, and launches a nuclear bomb at Microsoft. But Bill Gates unleashes his might army of mutants to....

Abe16 · #**176** 03-04-2005, 01:40 PM

...destroy half the earth because half the earth stole his lolipop then...

Cyber-Slig · #**177** 03-04-2005, 01:43 PM

He bought another one and continued his conquest. But he changed his plans so that...

Abe16 · #**178** 03-04-2005, 01:51 PM

...he could have his birthday party at chuck-E-cheeses...

Cyber-Slig · #**179** 03-04-2005, 01:56 PM

But the workers peed on his army till they all died. Bill Gates then transformed into the Incredible....

Abe16 · #**180** 03-04-2005, 02:30 PM

...super woman and tried to save the world but rammed in the wall then...