Sexual Orientation Poll -

skillyaslig · #**151** 09-24-2007, 07:04 PM

huh, I dunno, I'm more so attracted to Males, but I sometimes check out good looking Gals.

right on

Leto · #**152** 09-24-2007, 11:23 PM

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Yeah, it was kinda worrying when I was looking through that list and thinking "Gee, these people are freaks", only to realise that some of those terms could describe me. And there are probably people reading those terms and thinking what a freak I am.

Coupled with your current signature, yes.

But sneezing fetishism... my god. And who the fuck thought of Koumpounophilia?

skillyaslig · #**153** 09-25-2007, 02:16 AM

werid what some people come up with, people sure have different sex drives...Like those people with plants and other creepy stuff...

Rex Tirano · #**154** 09-25-2007, 04:06 AM

Or tigers...

- Rexy

Havoc · #**155** 09-25-2007, 07:29 AM

Hey! Tigers are sexy!

Laser · #**156** 09-25-2007, 08:29 AM

Since when?

Havoc · #**157** 09-25-2007, 01:34 PM

Since I said so.

Bullet Magnet · #**158** 09-25-2007, 01:54 PM

Since the late Miocene epoch, I expect.

***Nate*** · #**159** 09-25-2007, 03:01 PM

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Coupled with your current signature, yes.

I feel the need to point out that that is the punch line of an old joke. About a priest.

Patrick Vykkers · #**160** 09-25-2007, 05:01 PM

Wanting to have sex with animals is rape, you sicko.

Mac Sirloin · #**161** 09-25-2007, 05:19 PM

Its Rape when the being cannot consent, animals are incapable of such.

However, some animals will try to have sex with YOU so what does that make them?

Patrick Vykkers · #**162** 09-25-2007, 05:45 PM

So if a 9 year old girl tried to have sex with her father, would it not be immoral in your worldview?

Mac Sirloin · #**163** 09-25-2007, 05:48 PM

Of course it would be.

...I may also laugh.

Havoc · #**164** 09-26-2007, 03:55 AM

An animal consents to the act by not biting your dick off...

Mac Sirloin · #**165** 09-26-2007, 12:20 PM

Exactly.

I have to say, I didn't think this would be a point I'd argue for.

Havoc · #**166** 09-26-2007, 12:40 PM

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So if a 9 year old girl tried to have sex with her father, would it not be immoral in your worldview?

That example would be legit if we were talking about having sex with immature animals like puppies. But... we're not. To bad, you lose.

Next to the fact that it would be incest, which is a whole different discussion entirely, a 9 year old girl is not physicaly and emotionaly ready for sex and thus will never ever act on those feelings because she doesn't have them yet. Hence the scenario you provided can not and will not happen. And because it can not happen it doesn't make sense.

Leto · #**167** 09-26-2007, 02:00 PM

Haha PV, you're still a pooface. I thought the same until you think about male animals have sex with female humans.

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EDIT!!: My post count is 2736!!! omg that's a Gregor Samsa album, I wish to never post again! Listen to them if you haven't, especially you, Kimon and OANST. (sorry for spam dudes)

***Nate*** · #**168** 09-26-2007, 03:57 PM

I can permafix your postcount to 2736 if'n you wants it.

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I feel the need to point out that that is the punch line of an old joke. About a priest.

Wanting to have sex with animals is rape, you sicko.

Ooh, Non-Sequitur Aalert!

Patrick Vykkers · #**169** 09-26-2007, 04:57 PM

An animal cannot consent to sexual intercourse with a human, regardless of his/her age. If an animal is legally incapable of signing a contract, then it shouldn't be able to molest humans. And plus, it's unnatural to want to have sex with nonsapients.

Leto · #**170** 09-26-2007, 05:01 PM

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If an animal is legally incapable of signing a contract, then it shouldn't be able to molest humans.

Humping legs?

If an animal is legally incapable of signing a contract, then it shouldn't be able to call you a cunt.

There aint no fine print for everything boi.

Hobo · #**171** 09-26-2007, 10:33 PM

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Haha PV, you're still a pooface. I thought the same until you think about male animals have sex with female humans.

loseloseloseloseloseloseloseloseloselose

EDIT!!: My post count is 2736!!! omg that's a Gregor Samsa album, I wish to never post again! Listen to them if you haven't, especially you, Kimon and OANST. (sorry for spam dudes)

I like you. Just stop doing that.

***Nate*** · #**172** 09-27-2007, 05:30 PM

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An animal cannot consent to sexual intercourse with a human, regardless of his/her age. If an animal is legally incapable of signing a contract, then it shouldn't be able to molest humans. And plus, it's unnatural to want to have sex with nonsapients.

Which still doesn't explain why you think that my sig has to do with bestiality when I clearly explained that it didn't.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**173** 09-28-2007, 07:03 AM

Well in regards to the argument....I'm kinda under the impression that an animal having sex with a human hasn't much idea of what its doing, I'm not sure if they'd go further than humping legs. I don't like that snake and stripper porn for the same reason. Plus it could end up with weird hybrid offspring if taken too far....Eh, on topic, I voted fetishist since everything in my head seems to be messed up zoophillia.

Hobo · #**174** 09-28-2007, 08:55 AM

Zozo there are many things wrong with your post.

So i shall now mistake you for a male.

Laser · #**175** 09-28-2007, 10:49 AM

a thing i heard was On average a male thinks of sex every 6 seconds!
hmm

***Alcar*** · #**176** 09-28-2007, 04:01 PM

I don't think it's that often. But it is pretty common - it's very easy to see someone walk by and thought-rape them

Alcar...

Mutual Friend · #**177** 09-28-2007, 06:16 PM

I think as long as you have sex with an animal that is really cool (like crocodiles and ostriches) it isn't morally wrong.

***Nate*** · #**178** 09-28-2007, 06:45 PM

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a thing i heard was that average males think of sex every 6 seconds!
hmm

That should really be "On average a male thinks of sex every 6 seconds". So a male could actually go without thinking about sex for several hours but then spend the next 20 minutes solidly thinking about sex. On average, it works out to the same.

Devilz Daughter · #**179** 09-29-2007, 02:03 PM

Why are you talking about this its GROSS!!! some ong get me 10 bucits aaaawwww!!

Leto · #**180** 09-29-2007, 02:37 PM

Did you not need permission from your parents to go on this forum, isn't that in the signup? Or at least there used to be.

Anywho, if you're 11, you shouldn't be clicking on a sexual orientation poll. We talk about this because it is something that applies to everyone and how they are mistreated because of it, and because some sexual orientations are really really funny.