Oddtour 2010? [18+] -

MeechMunchie · #**151** 09-10-2009, 07:52 AM

Ill stow away in somebody's luggage.

Pilot · #**152** 09-10-2009, 11:59 AM

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I can hang upside-down from the rafters.

Me too. I have a special 'device' for that.

Bullet Magnet · #**153** 09-10-2009, 01:36 PM

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Me too. I have a special 'device' for that.

Claws on backwards-bending toes?

Sekto Springs · #**154** 09-10-2009, 03:56 PM

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Me too. I have a special 'device' for that.

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Claws on backwards-bending toes?

It's actually me, completely naked save for a leather mask standing on a footstool holding him by his ankles.

Pilot · #**155** 09-10-2009, 06:12 PM

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It's actually me, completely naked save for a leather mask standing on a footstool holding him by his ankles.

What happened to subtlety? Way to tell it like it is, Chris.....

Hobo · #**156** 09-11-2009, 08:50 AM

Seriously, shut up.

Cetanu · #**157** 09-12-2009, 06:39 PM

What's an Oddtour?

Pilot · #**158** 09-12-2009, 07:06 PM

Click the link in my signature.

Cetanu · #**159** 09-12-2009, 07:43 PM

Ah, I see.

Pilot · #**160** 09-12-2009, 08:31 PM

Why the discrepancy in your smilies? First it's a fuzzle, then a regular face.

Jesus.

Cetanu · #**161** 09-12-2009, 08:33 PM

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Jesus.

You rang?

Well, you see, fuzzles are perfect for portraying paranoid schizophrenia. They're like the mood-swing gods with their cute, cuddly faces that go all RAWR on you.

XD

But the smilies are stationary, and not quite so psychotic. Except this one

which is all-around amazing.

Hobo · #**162** 09-13-2009, 03:03 AM

Next person to spam in this thread gets an infraction.

Sekto Springs · #**163** 09-13-2009, 11:23 AM

I'm all for the oddtour, but people here have special needs. Here's a list of things I think should be required for this gathering...

An open bar
Permitted firearms
Sushi
Laser pointers
Anal beads
Protective goggles
All-you-can-eat buffet
A minimum of six easy chairs with individual fireplaces
500 Kilos of Cocaine
Batman
A closet for snogging
Bean bag chairs
A big screen TV
And a large litter box for Havoc

Pilot · #**164** 09-13-2009, 11:30 AM

I'm all for these things, but I got to thinking, there have to be more interesting places to meet than bloody London... it just happens to be that so many of the major players here are British.

What's your seeming sudden and revealing obsession with anal insertables? First cough drops and now beads. Is this really OddTour material? ^^

Plus, you forgot latex gloves

Sekto Springs · #**165** 09-13-2009, 11:58 AM

Oh, its not my obsession - I'm just trying to be courteous and think of what the rest of you would like.

STM · #**166** 09-13-2009, 12:31 PM

I might be able to come for a day in march-june time but I have exams and ure all like over 22 right? Well i'm not but i'm not revealing my age yet because you will think differently of me! (im over 14 though)

And I wont be sleeping with some sexdeprived nerds cuz i live near London ill be sleeping at my ouse!

Sekto Springs · #**167** 09-13-2009, 01:51 PM

Sex deprived nerds?
Hey buddy, don't project the current qualms of your life on the rest of us.

T-nex · #**168** 09-13-2009, 05:53 PM

Seriously you guys can be so lame sometimes.. Specially you, Chris <.<
Hobo did ask you to stay on topic.

Anyway the meeting in London I think is ok.. Everyone speaks english here, so there's no special language we need to learn, and there's lots of stuff to do there. I wouldn't mind living in London myself.
Also it's a major city, and practically any airline flies there.

***Nate*** · #**169** 09-13-2009, 06:29 PM

The other alternative is to hold an Oddtour in a city where no member lives, so we're all equally inconvenienced. Who wants to go to Dubbo?

Sekto Springs · #**170** 09-13-2009, 06:35 PM

As noble as that is Nate, I think that would strongly affect the turn-out. Perhaps we should take a survey of sorts and see what area is occupied by the most members. The survey should be presented to only the members who have;

A. Expressed an interest in going
B. Are relatively well-known/active in this community
C. Have past experience with such gatherings
D. Are actually able to attend
E. Adhere to certain age-limits (we don't need any tweens there turning this into NAMBLA)

Mac Sirloin · #**171** 09-13-2009, 07:39 PM

Everyone should come to Belleville. You'd hate it so much.

Sekto Springs · #**172** 09-13-2009, 07:46 PM

The Triplets of?

used:) · #**173** 09-13-2009, 08:32 PM

I'm poor, and you know what they say, "NO MONEY, NO HAMBURGERS."

Come to Lima. We can all go dune boarding or riding or whatever it is. Point: deserts r kewl.

Mac Sirloin · #**174** 09-14-2009, 04:27 AM

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The Triplets of?

No, Belleville Ontario. It's fun on a bun if said bun was on the run from a nun with a gun.

We're a semi-religious 'family town'--if you have so-and-so as a relative chances are people want to yell at your for it. Luckily I'm not part of those shenanigans.

MeechMunchie · #**175** 09-14-2009, 07:51 AM

All come to Cheltenham. We get plenty of weird gatherings anyway.

STM · #**176** 09-14-2009, 08:02 AM

Ok, how about this little town called Rickmansworth, 12 miles from London, it's very quaint and nostalgic, theres only about 23k living there =)

T-nex · #**177** 09-14-2009, 08:10 AM

What's wrong with London? >_< srsly...

Pilot · #**178** 09-14-2009, 08:16 AM

Being serious for a moment, Reno is not a bad place to visit. It's like a little Las Vegas.

I'd be delighted to host or even attend a US get together.

Sekto Springs · #**179** 09-14-2009, 12:29 PM

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Being serious for a moment, Reno is not a bad place to visit. It's like a little Las Vegas.

Minus Penn and Teller, The Blue Man Group, Tom Jones, and all the cocaine.
Let's have the Oddtour in the most barren spot of the Nevada desert we can find - we can be just like the Manson family!

Pilot · #**180** 09-14-2009, 12:51 PM

Well, yeah basically. It's what Vegas would be if it only had hookers and slots. That's what Reno is.

So when are we going out to the middle of nowhere Chris?