you know Oddjob and i created that whole 'speedy shit' thing. he had the shits at the time. true story. now all the young 'uns use it willy nilly. I WANT MY MEDALS
I feel satisfied that I have had the opportunity to make such a prominent contribution to this community, which future generations can also enjoy.
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A man walks into a zoo. There's nothing there but one dog. It was a shih-tzu.
we're like Butlins, except we don't take the credit. we'd like the credit, we've got our hands out for the credit, BUT THE CREDIT IS NOT COMING WHY IS IT NOT COMING