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03-01-2016, 11:54 AM
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I can't do haikus
I think I am shit at it
See what I meant
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03-01-2016, 11:56 AM
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Haikus are shit shit
Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
Shit shit shit shit haikus
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03-01-2016, 11:58 AM
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"Haikus" is not a one syllabe word, Nep.
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omg nep, no
your jokes are always failing
but this tops the charts
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03-01-2016, 12:30 PM
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03-01-2016, 12:37 PM
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omg nep, no
your jokes are always failing
but this tops the charts
I wasn't joking. I just wanted to tell you all how shit haikus are. They're not even pleasing to the ear. Enough with the haikus.
1 2 3 4 5.
1 2 3 4 5 6 1
1 2 3 4 5

Is that a good haiku

Edit: Also Job, you've offended me, please can you edit me out of your post? Thanks.
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03-01-2016, 12:43 PM
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Manco, having just run through Spyro, that's the first thing that came to mind (the sad creature I am!)
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03-01-2016, 02:46 PM
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Goddamn it.

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03-02-2016, 02:41 AM
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I'm very disappointed in you lot for clearly never having played Full Throttle. A big chunk of the closing credits is taken up by a series of biker haikus.
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03-02-2016, 02:44 AM
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What the fuck is this thread.

EDIT: Someone photoshop my toast avatar to look sad please.
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I'm very disappointed in you lot for clearly never having played Full Throttle. A big chunk of the closing credits is taken up by a series of biker haikus.
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03-02-2016, 03:48 AM
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03-02-2016, 12:39 PM
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Manco, having just run through Spyro, that's the first thing that came to mind (the sad creature I am!)
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03-02-2016, 01:18 PM
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The reason haiku's sound like shit is because they were designed for another language, Japanese. It doesn't even make sense to write a haiku in English as the alphabet and syllables are entirely different.

fuck moneybags but I LOVE Spyro 3, rock on manco
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I hate what they did to Moneybags' voice in Spyro 3 so much. I'l be honest, it's part of the reason I've barely played that game.

Mostly because I didn't have it as a kid though, unlike the first 2.

This is now a Spyro thread agreed.
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I liked his voice in 3 it made him seem like more of a passive aggressive scumbag, and just more like an evil white collar criminal lol
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