The Versus Thread

[Mojo]

The train that hits them.

A Grunt or a Jackal which has just lost its shield?

[Fez]

Jackal, much more monuverable (sp?)

Armoured shooter Intern or Armoured shooter Slig?

[Mojo]

The Armoured Slig, the Intern has a wedgie in his armor (Spandex underwear anyone?)

What is the most ridiculous?

An adult elephant in a bonsaitree?

OR

A centipede standing on just one leg?

[Fez]

the cetipede.


Jacob vs. Death in a bitch fight.

[Majic]

Jacob.

Solid Snake or Sam Fisher?

[SeaRex]

Pchaw... Solid Snake. You can't beat the mullet.

Resident Evil vs. Silent Hill

[Mojo]

Silent Hill. Resident Evil is scary. But compared to SH it's like a ride on a Merry-Go-Round. SH is extremely sick and scary!

Athlon or Intel?

[Majic]

Intel. Can't beat those blue guys.

Waffles or pancakes?

[the brew master]

waffles

NVIDA or ATI RADEON??

[SeaRex]

Nvidia. "The way it's meant to be played."

Apples or Oranges?

[Majic]

Oranges.

Talking on the phone or instant messaging?

[Mac the Janitor]

Oo, talking on the phone definitely. I just barely got off the phone w/ my gf...it was like, 3 hours...yes. Muchos better when you can hear their voice and stuffs.

naked or clothed?

[Bionic]

Clothed, leaves more to the imagination.

Who would win in a staring contest?
George Bush or Tony Blair?

[MeechieLee]

I would say President Bush

Who would win in a fight, Guardian Mamoth or Shryskull?

[Fez]

Shrykull.

American music or British music?

[Majic]

American

Profits or morals?

[Fez]

Profits. Much more in it for you.

Die by nuke or die by AIDS?

EDIT: damn that was abit harsh.......

Hobo vs. Majic.

[Volsung]

Morals, If they're my own.

More likely to fail literacy test:
GW or five year old?

Edit: Damn.

[ParamiteRich]

In a fight who would win a paramite or a vykker (none of them are equipped with armor or guns.)

[Fez]

i'm just lost now.....

[Volsung]

Nuke or aids.
Die by Nuke.

Hobo Vs. Majic
Majic. He's Mr T.

Paramite Vs. Vykker
Paramite. If a mud can't fight one, No way a Vykker can.

Ferill. Post a question.

[ParamiteRich]

In a fight a paramite or a slog?
I'd say paramite.

[Fez]

Slog.

*posts question*

5.56 or......damn, no. Let me rephrase that. What is.....Wait no, i'll just ask the question again.

5.56 ammo or 5.72 ammo?

[ParamiteRich]

No way would a slog beat a paramite, the paramite would jump over the slog as it would start to attack and then the paramite would turn around and kill the slog (paramites are very smart!)
5.72 ammo.

[Fez]

What would a slog be doing on its own? a slig would be with it, it would shoot the crap outta the paramite. Nice choice on the ammo.

wireless or.......wires....?

[ParamiteRich]

Wireless
If a slig was with its slog then the paramite would be with about 3 others and they world come down from the roof using there webs and catch the slig be suprise then kill it and the slog.

[Fez]

This is very slowly turning into some sort of made up story. Stop it, now.

You didnt post a question. First warning.

American Army vs. French Army. No allies.

[ANN NEELY]

American Army.

Which one?

A pack of squirrels made of flamin' cheese or An army of beavers with viking helmets?

[ParamiteRich]

Beavers
A paramite or a pair of alfa scrabs.
The alfa scrabs would start attacking each other.

[Fez]

Beavers. they dont have the disadvantage of being made out of a food.

Racoons or Octopus? ('Ave it Rexy!)