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  #121  
10-07-2002, 10:31 PM
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I think Jacob said somewhere along the lines this was more or less only a semi-truthful jokey type topic.

Now let me get this straight: You hate it when people think your hot? And they won't go out with you when they think your hot? O dear, no! Heaven forbid we don't like people who are hot. Now seriously Stan, if your hot people are going to like you. Either that or you believe little non-sense lies that go around, ones that are quite pointless in the first place.
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10-08-2002, 01:05 AM
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"Also think about it uglie people have a chilled that chilled ends up bing hansome or beautiful"

Do not let Stanley's clever manipulation of the english language deceive you... If you read his post enough times, there is a semi-coherent sentence in there about the letter Y. Or maybe chilled beverages...
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10-08-2002, 03:14 AM
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"To apeson a girl or Guy could be Hot or cute to another that person can be uglie."

Huh... I never thought of it that way...

But why would there be apes on a girl or guy? And why would these apes on these girls or guys care about a person's looks?? And just why, oh God, WHY would ANOTHER ape think think that that person can be ugly, when the apes on a girl or guy could be hot or cute???

Woah... That's deep.
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10-08-2002, 11:04 AM
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I believe he means 'a person'

And why do i get people like him preaching the same stuff. If you actually read it then, hello, you would have seen what i stated as ugly!! Ugh.

And so what if theres a chance that the child comes out handsome/beautiful. We cant take that risk!! No, we cant!!

Stanley, im sure your not 'hot' as you say. If you are, get a wet towel and damp your forehead. That'll cool you down.
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10-10-2002, 01:39 AM
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No, there should be a specially appointed Board Of Popular People (BOPP) who rate the looks of all inhabitants of the world. The "Ugly" people should be castrated and electronically tagged.

Dumb fuck.
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10-10-2002, 06:00 PM
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If that was directed at me i hope you realise that i can make you feel 3 inches tall in a matter of seconds...

If it wasn't carry on with your merry life...
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10-10-2002, 09:49 PM
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Originally posted by Jacob
If that was directed at me i hope you realise that i can make you feel 3 inches tall in a matter of seconds...

If it wasn't carry on with your merry life...
I have no idea who it was directed at. whoever believes in this ridiculous notion I suppose.

As for making me feel 3 inches tall, bring it on penis breath. You'll be trying to crack one tough cookie if I may say so myself.
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10-10-2002, 10:36 PM
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(1)I have no idea who it was directed at. whoever believes in this ridiculous notion I suppose.

As for making me feel 3 inches tall,(2) bring it on penis breath. (3)You'll be trying to crack one tough cookie if I may say so myself.
(1) - That would be me and the other attractive people.

(2) - I'll have you know im very hygenic and wash/brush after i have given head...

(3) - I believe you do, now hush little one...
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10-10-2002, 11:02 PM
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I could hug you, you big softie!
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10-11-2002, 01:07 AM
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Hmm..what a strange question.
Why shouldn´t they breed??

I think the world must have ugly and beautÃ*ful humans.
I have a lot of friends who aren´t very beautiful, but they are very nice peoples and good friends.

I don´t know people who have just beautiful friends.
It´s okay to be ugly, then no one create herself.

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10-22-2002, 07:13 PM
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I saw two others. One was a ginner and another was a guy who looked like he hand't washed/cut his facial hair and head hair in centuries. I looked at them and realised how disgusting the parents must have been and the children will be and how evil God is for making me come across such an atrocity...
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10-23-2002, 12:28 AM
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Then you looked in the mirror...


When I see a foul, minging, horrible machiavellion, I just remember my philosophy that beautiful people look much more beautiful as a contrast to the not so beautiful.
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10-23-2002, 07:06 PM
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True...but pretty people could carry foto's of ugly people in their wallets...and that solves that prob...
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10-23-2002, 10:33 PM
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Originally posted by Jacob
True...but pretty people could carry foto's of ugly people in their wallets...and that solves that prob...
? I'm confuzzled.
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12-16-2002, 05:43 PM
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Saw some more people...they had kids...they were ugly and vile and un-colourful. I say we burn them...come on peeps...we dont need THEM in our society...
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01-01-2003, 05:55 PM
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Saw even more of them, in beanie hats and on their 'Mountain Bikes' how vulger. Swearing and stuff and spitting...all very un-sophisticated...
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01-01-2003, 06:58 PM
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Wow this is a strange topic...now to Jacob, what would you say if we did start finishing off all the ugly people (as you see them) in the world, then someone comes along and says your ugly. Next thing you know 40 or more people agree (not to offend you) so they kill you...now that may have made no sense what so ever but my point is someone you may find ugly may be hot to someone else and that someone else you may find you hot yourself. In lamen terms "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".
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01-01-2003, 09:15 PM
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Well...that is a tricky one. But, as everyone knows and (as soon as i get the photo's) everyone shall see, i am barely that bad. I'm practically gay and thus have amazingly amazing fashion sense (embrace the stereotype) and i have tonnes of friends...thus am not howwible personality wise...i dunno about my looks though, i'll let others decide...i dont like blowing my own horn, i'd rather blow someone elses...
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01-02-2003, 08:14 AM
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Wow, I just read this whole thread and let me tell you, that I had some laughs. I love the replies you write Jacob when you quote a lot. It's like you're firing an insult machine gun. Keep it up.
I have two requests:
Can you give us a date of when these pics will be posted?
Can you add stupid people to your master plan? They annoy me more than most of the others, except religious.
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01-02-2003, 11:36 AM
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Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder.
Humor is in the eye of the Beholder.
The eye is in the eye of the Beholder.

some people may class other people as MINGIN' while others may think they are WELL GOOD LOOKIN'!

Wierd thread!
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01-02-2003, 09:34 PM
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what does mingin' mean?
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01-03-2003, 07:55 AM
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It means UUUGGGHHHH!!! UGLY!!!!!
"look at that MINGER!!!" *points at an ugly person*
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01-31-2003, 11:20 PM
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I just saw an episode of something that was on in the 80's and realised that this topic links me to Alan B'stard...O-D-L!!

"No, i'm not saying Abortion should be illegal!! I'm saying that women shouldn't have a choice, it should be the states choice!! Ugly, stupid or poor people shouldn't be allowed to have children!!" ~ Alan B'stard. Joy.
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01-31-2003, 11:41 PM
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Well eery one is liked by some one. Like this stupid kid in my class . He is UGLY and so fat a9 year old boy with huge boobs. he can not have s** he would smush the girl/boy our kill them with how ugly he is. but still he has a ugly girlfriend it looks like boy nore girl he might be gay . but I hate him he umpurpusly talks like this- H HI my name is name is nameis name name is Hi my name is Mark Mark Mark Hi Hi Hi my Hi my name is Hi my name is mark Hi my name is mark. and he does talk like that the teachers think it it real but he told us he was faking his itfriend thinks it is sexy.
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If what u said is true Tori...

THEN THAT'S F***ING DISGUSTING!

Oh, and Jacob... right on! Castrate them all!!
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02-01-2003, 02:34 AM
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Dear god Tori... was the impersonation of the person completely awful because of poor grammer on your part or bad grammer from that kid?!

I think you should be nice to him at least though. I mean, even if he is a fat, ugly blob of blubber, it'd still be mean if you made fun of him like this in public.
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02-01-2003, 10:40 AM
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Yeh, at least say "Hi" to him. Even if its followed by "You stupid fat b*stard...!!"
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I think that Jacob has the right idea.
Why do us Christians have ta go to Fuji? Can we go to Japan and Oz too?
Please? Pretty Please??????

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02-01-2003, 06:22 PM
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Man Jacob... I feel very sorry for the people who insult you at school. In seconds they'd be looking at their feet utterly embarrased, wishing they were invisible, and thinking of transfering schools.

Unless you have a short reaction time, meaning you are only a good insulter on the forums where you have a half-hour to think up your insults, but I may be wrong.

Anyway, on the inside I agree with you. I am utterly disgusted with the geeky, ugly people of my school. However, being a nice guy (and a Christian) I feel sorry for 'em. However, that doesn't mean that I want to spend a second within two yards of them.

As for Christians. What's bad about them? I understand there are Christians out there who discriminate and hate all other non-christians, but those who could care less what religion other people are, shouldn't be put on an island.

Thanks Jacob, that was a good five pages
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02-01-2003, 10:54 PM
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My reaction timing it rather fast, i can usually come up with a comeback instantly if not 3 seconds later. Such as;

Man: "Thats abit of a poncy dress sense int it?"
Me: "Its what you call fashion sense, i would suggest you get some before you critisize others..."

or, the most latest one;

Male Kid: "Lose the campness..."
Me: "I will when i get f*cked, wanna help me lose it?"

Naturally, i nearly get thumped for some of my responses...especially the dad orientated comebacks...

Male Kid: "Here he is, the fag, bums on walls, hands on balls..."
Me: "Wow, your the complete opposite from your dad aren't you??"

The tolerant Christians can stay i spose...
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