Oddworld: Soulstorm behind closed doors

[Spurgumir]

[Phoetux]

That goes right int the Oddmemes thread Spurgumir. Also welcome to the forums.

[Xavier]

Alex pretty much confirmed yesterday in the OWI Discord that they were holding off before releasing pic 5 as it would kickstart the next phase of the ARG.

[STM]

I love that the only semi-regularly active thread left on OWF is only active because people are posting about the ARG being inactive.

[OWI_Alex]

Alex pretty much confirmed yesterday in the OWI Discord that they were holding off before releasing pic 5 as it would kickstart the next phase of the ARG.

yep.

[MeechCrunchies]

Well that's what happens when we get nothin at all..

[Phoetux]

Oddmemes thread. Pls.
stupid sexy abe

[MeechCrunchies]

So..taking all bets on how long they're gonna keep delaying the ARG..it's been almost what.. 4 months now..? Who's got 5 months? Oh, I see six! Six going once! Oh no wait I see a 7? A drop in the bucket for an OW fan! Oh this is spectacular!

[STM]

You know that OWI don't actually owe you shit, right?

[Vanilla ✜]

You know that OWI don't actually owe you shit, right?

Oh we know, no ones exactly getting mad about it, just making a lil fun

[Xavier]

You know that OWI don't actually owe you shit, right?

Indeed.

Also it would be nice to cut down the spam.

We get it, Oddworld Inhabitants are being quite at the moment.

[Havoc]

You people have the attention span of a goldfish, I swear.

[V_O_T]

I visited the Vatican today and found out lots about Michael Angelo. He spent 4 years of his life isolated in the Sistine chapel, not letting anyone assist him or view his work when the pope asked him to create Genesis on the ceiling.

As the years went on, the pope would ask him "are you done? May I see?" And Mike, being the usual artist dick, said "no..you can see it when it's done.".

It is to the best of my knowledge and my firm belief that because the Pope asked to see it early, is why all the male figures have tiny dicks.


So, that being said, I for one don't want Abe to have a tiny dick in Soulstorm because all it takes is Lorne to have one bad day and suddenly we will have a red color instead of the wrong green lol


Bonus trivia: Michael Angelo tried to escape the Vatican City because he wanted to work on his own sculptures but was frequently stopped by Swiss guards because he had to finish the popes request lol. Maybe Lorne is trying to escape? but I'm sure Pete and Alex are on the case .

[Vlam]

I think that's a fair comparison. After all, Abe's Oddysee was as important as the discovery of fire.

[Vanilla ✜]

I get what you mean, I don't mind waiting, was just poking a lil fun, last thing anyone wants SS to be is rushed.